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episode 4 part 1

It's Saturday morning, and I was roller skating in her room with Spot and human Pinkie Pie.

"What a brilliant day, oh no, times up, bye everybody", I said, then wand my wand and makes everybody disappeared. "Spot, seems like it's time for another adventure, ready for action, ready for fun".

"Do you really need to ask?" asked Spot.

"Maybe not, how about one super speed run", I said.

"Ok, and get me a chocolate". said Spot."alright", said Spot.

"Sorry, I was two seconds short, her you",  I said, holding two ice cream, and hands one to spot.

"Alright, What's that?" asked Spot.

"We enjoy the mall, then maybe sing with everybody, what do you think?" I said.

"I think that will work for now", said Spot. 

Spot and I teleport into the show, where the theme song plays, and lands near the door at the kitchen

Where they see phineas and ferb watching tv on their laptop.

"I met my love in a-OW!" A kid sang.

"Oh boy! Did that kid stink or what? But maybe YOU'VE got what it takes to be:  The Next....Super....American...Pop Teen....Idol Star! Auditions open today at the Googolplex mall in beautiful downtown Danville", said Phil.

Cuts to the dining room.

"Auditions! Today?!" said Candace.

"Yes, today! At two o'clock sharp", said the Announcer.

Candace grabs the TV and kisses it. 

"I gotta tell stacy!" said Candace, runs, bringing the TV with her and falls.

"That pop star stuff might be fun at first, but then you'd be stuck with a dead end job. Too bad you can't just do it once and move on", said Phineas, spinning his spoon of cereal.

"Well, what you're talking about is a one hit wonder", said Linda.

"One-hit wonder? What's that?" asked Phineas.

"Well, a musical act goes to the top of the charts with candy tune and meaningless lyrics", said Linda.

(Song: "I'm Lindana and I wanna Have Fun!")

In the middle of the song.

"Then they throw a big diva tantrum, lose their label, then fade to obscurity. Before they know it, their song ends up as: elevator music. Years later, they have a reunion concert... and after that, they never sing again. And no one...remembers them", said Linda, tears up, but quickly wipes away tears. 

"Not that I won't I would know anything about that", said Linda.

"A one-hit wonder", said Phineas, while writing.

Phineas shows checklist, listing in order: Hit record, Diva tantrum, Elevator music, Reunion tour.

"Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today", said Phineas.

Ferb strums a guitar.

In Candace's room.

"But Stacy, what am I going to sing?" asked Candace.

"Hello, what are you gonna wear?" said Stacy.

"Hmmm..." said Candace.

Cuts to Candace wearing a blue grown.

"what do you think?" Asked Candace.

"Too much", said Stacy.

Candace wears a bikini; now offscreen.

"Too little", said Stacy.

Candace wears a pinafore.

"Ugh, too clean", said Stacy.

Candace wears torn cords and a hippie t-shirt.

"Too dirty", said Stacy.

Candace wears street clothing.

"Too street", said Stacy.

Candace wears a goth", said Stacy. 

"Where'd you get that?" asked Stacy.

Candace wears a Lindana costume.

"My mom's closet. You like it?" said Candace.

"Nah, too retro", said Stacy.

Candace tries more other outfits; a construction uniform, indian clothes, cowgirl duds, bikini clothes, a sailor suit, a gorilla costume, a spacesuit, a clown costume, and finally ends up with her trademark clothing.

"Perfect!" said Stacy.

"Nice, huh?" said Candace.

"Yeah, you should've tried that first" said Candace.

"Let's go!" said Candace.

They pass by Phineas and Ferb in their bedroom; Phineas is on the floor writing.

"Chicka, chicka, choo....wah". Meaningless lyrics done. How's the catchy tune coming along?" said Phineas.

Ferb presses a key on the computer keyboard, producing a piano sound in the key of D.

"Excellent! We'll be done by lunch! Hey, where'd Perry go?" said Phineas.

Perry flushes himself in the toilet and then swims over his headquarters.

"Hello? Hello-ooo? Anybody there?" said Major Monogram.

Perry crashes down, full of water.

"Oh, good morning Agent P. We just received word that Dr. Doofenshmirtz has been buying up construction toys at an alarming rate. We need you to find out what he's up to and put a stop to it", said Major Monogram.

Perry salutes and leaves with his scooter, and stops at the red light. Linda's car stops beside him, and she glances; then when she realizes it, Perry puts a pair of Groucho glasses on and Linda just shrugs. The green light then appears and he zooms away.

(perry)

At the mall, Spot was playing with a chew toy, and I was looking outside, then she grabbed her wings and put vanishing cream on herself.

"Hmm, what to do, what to do, aha". I said, while flying.

I grab a spot, grab a pretzel, leave money, and share it with Spot.

"So, what's the plan, Kanisha?" asked Spot.

"How about a little bonding?" I asked

"Really, how about role play?" Spot suggested.

Spot and I are playing dj, video games, racing, dancing, and circus tricks.

"That was amazing, spot, what do you want to do next",  I said, wearing a sports hat with Spot coming out of a shop.

"Well, we already shopped, role play, become tv celebrities, had a mud fight, hosted a game show, in the do-everything store", said Spot. 

"Man, what a rush, that was", I said.

"I, what about a slushy dog?" I asked Spot.

"ok, wait here", I said, then comes back with two slushy dog with mustard.

"That was fast, want to see your about hot's today", said Spot.

"Well, that would be nice", I said, then we go into another store.

"Welcome danville, today the hottest thing is phineas and the ferbtones", said an announcer.

Which made me spit my drink.

"I guess that mean our time is over". said Spot.

"Yep, let's go", I said.