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First Origin Story : Gentle Smile

Unknown Chapter, dedicated to the character Gentle Smile/Old Shill Dad/Old Shill Impregnation (many usernames passed...)

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In the Chernobyl Story, our main character Doppler eventually comprehends the dao of vibrations, and using a vibrator as a catalyst he changes phases and thus change universes.

In that new universe, he will meet you, the misunderstood Dad.

You went to buy milk originally, but you happened to have been transmigrated into another world on your way to the milk shop.

Thus, you went on a long, long journey to return home. Breaking many hearts and getting heartbroken many times.

When you eventually return, ready to have your tragic life end its tragedy, you find that although millenias passed in your world, only 30ish years passed in the original world.

And your son ended up being a billionaire.

Thus, you came home after going to buy milk 30 years after, and your son is now a billionaire. You expected a great family reunion, but all you met was contempt. You dared to disappear for 30 years and came back when your son made it big?

Facing the disdain of your son, you realize that the tragedy is never-ending. Thus, in your rage, you unleashed a demonic magic.

This magic was birthed from a witch that originally wanted your affection. It was initially called the "Dad Whisking Technique", and you used it to make a great number of dads suddenly want to go buy milk.

The Buying Milk Sect was thus born.

As for your son, he ultimately wanted to meet you a last time after an internal struggle, but all he found was a bottle of Immortal Milk.

As the new patriarch of the Buying Milk Sect, you impregnated myriad creatures and yeeted. Ultimately caused unending amount of complexes due to the lack of a dad growing up, but also ushering a golden age of rising talents, as they share your bloodline, you who comprehended one of the Grand Daos and saw the Immortal Sperm.

Your son, who drank the Immortal Milk, found his longevity increased to an unknown amount of years. He faced and witnessed all those children turning into adults, eventually dying of old age or soaring to great heights never meeting their fathers not even once in their lives.

Thus, he realized, he was actually... lucky. Lucky that his father eventually came back, even if he was a filthy gold-digger (in his mind).

All those other children will actually never see theirs.

Thus, in misery, he took his life, not knowing that all those other children are actually his half-siblings.

The world thus lost the firstborn of the Impregnating Dad, Gentle Smile of the Immortal Sperm.

That day, the Dad came back and watched in sorrow as his first born dissipated.

Upon his dissipation, he left behind a golden seed. That seed gently floated into the firmament, going higher and transcending boundaries. It entered a new world unknown to most.

Above, a golden being looked at the golden seed. He sighed for unknown reasons, then sent it back into the milk can of gentle smile.

The son was reincarnated into what Gentle Smile held dearest, and shall accompany him for eons to come. Perhaps due to having realized this, or perhaps not, the victim-... lucky women that ended up being assaul-.... blessed by Gentle Dad, while their accounts differ regarding his specific definitions or his name, sometimes being Dad, others being Lord Impregnation, they ended up all saying that the legendary being always sported sometimes crazed, sometimes tearing eyes.

But always, without fail, held a gentle smile.

The End.

The Dao of BULLSHIT runs through my veins. This is for you, lil Gentle. Heh.

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