Short Omake - Uchiha Anger Problem

Daisuke was walking around the Uchiha district. He walked pass a traditional Japanese Bath House. He had never been to a traditional Open Bath before so he decides to see what it was all about.

Daisuke walks to the counter "Hello miss how much is it to enter"

The lady at the desk looks up from her desk and says "500 Ryo"

Daisuke hands her the money and walks inside.

When he enters he sees 2 people he knew.

???: "Ohh Daisuke-Kun. Come and join us. Hahahahaha"

'Shit. Shisui is everywhere. Why do I have to meet him so often?'

Daisuke: "Would it be fine for you Itachi-san?" hoping that he would tell him to go away.

But Itachi nods and all 3 takes a bath together. Shisui asks stupid questions. And Daisuke looks around the open bath, which was filled with Uchiha man.

...

Somehow a powerful wind forced everyone to lose their towels, showing their privates to everyone.

What Daisuke sees really confuses him.

Daisuke looks around and he sees almost every Uchiha has a tiny 'pecker'. Hell, he and Itachi were 10 years old and the only person who had a larger 'tool' was Shisui.

The trio left the bath house, and as they were walking Daisuke asked Shisui something

Daisuke: "Shisui-san I have a question."

Shisui: "Go ahead?" Excited as he didn't get to talk much with his sensei's son

Daisuke: "Are Uchiha men so angry at everything and try to act superior because they have small d*cks?"

Shisui: "Hahaha. Yes. Also Uchiha Women are sad because they are never satisified by those tiny peckers. Did you know that according to some rumours that Madara had a 1 inch willy and when he saw Hashirama-sama's 10 inch privates he deserted the village"

Itachi: "Is that why my father is so angry all the time and mom looks sad?"

Shisuis: "Hahaha Probably"

Itachi thinks for a minute: "Shisui-san would you satisfy my mother so she won't be sad anymore?" he asks in an innocent tone Shisui just couldn't refuse.

Shisui: "Anything for you Itachi-kun"

...

The next day Uchiha patriarch catches his wife with Shisui and commits suicide.

What the village found strange was that Mikoto always smiled after that day...