Major disaster avoided

Kimimaro dashed trough the woods like a predator in his habitat. When he reached twenty five meters on left side on the camp he slowed down.

"The leaves start to fall so I can be easily detected ,even if they are untrained.Also in the bottom of the valley you cannot see any trees. The distance is to big to either body flicker or dash trough it without seeing me. I need to think of way to distract them or go even further around."Kimimaro stopped for a second and stared at the bandits with his Byakugan.

He saw that the group drink from one bottle and thought of an idea.

He stood and kept looking directly trough the tree that he hides and waited to be the bandit turn to drink that sit opposite to him. He have seen that he had a habit to close his eyes when he drinks from the bottle of sake. And the bandits that are next to him concentrate on the bottle.

"Drinking kills" Kimimaro thought with visible smirk under his nose.

When it was his turn Kimimaro prepared the ram sign and waited for the bandit to pick up the bottle and drink.

In the right moment he disappeared and reappeared 6 meters next to the other side of the woods he dashed to hide to the nearby tree right when he hid he saw the bandits to lower the bottle.

"Lucky me."he thought and continued to sneak around to the other side.

He climbed on the branches and started to jump trough the woods. Then he saw his target.

He was squatting down next to a tree.

"Damn Takashi fucking lazy guy that was one week old meat. Now I have fucking diarrhea because he was lazy to go on a hunt."

Kimimaro opened his eyes wide and thought.

"Damn I will wait for him to stand up. I will not kill him.Imagine if he farted right when i kill him.That will be major disaster. I have 3 more minutes, if he does not stand up by that time. I must do that.But god, heaven and every cosmic being, please use my karma to not reach that point."

While Kimimaro prayed for his life, Kageyama impaled the other bandit and looked at the camp. And he thought.

"It's almost time to move against them. Knowing  Kimimaro he for sure already killed the other bandit. But let's wait for the time we agreed."

He positioned himself fifteen meters from the camp and waited.

In the mean time the clock is ticking. It's almost time for the assault. And the bandit is still squatting.

"Damn pretty please stand up so I can kill you, Jesus can you hear me,Buddha, Alla your servant request your assistance.

He prayed and the gods delivered. The bandit stood up and pulled his pants up and started walking forward to the camp.

"YEEES" Kimimaro thought.

He sneaked behind him covered his mouth and impaled him from the back four times for good measure ,then he dragged him a little so he can fall quietly.He looked him into his eyes. A person can feel his horror when he saw it. But Kimimaro was unmoved. He pierced his throat and squatted down next to his ear and whispered.

"Thank you I missed one major disaster because of you."

With that last word the bandit drew his last breath. Look of horror with little mix of confusion  can be seen even in his dead state.

"Damn time is almost up."

Kimimaro rushed trough the woods just in time he reached his post. He jumped high in to the air drawing two kunai in both hands. He threw them at the on the furthest alcoholic bandits, from his position. When he almost reached the ground two spikes grew from his hands.

When he reached the ground,he pierced the back of the head of the closest bandit.In the next second two more kunai passed Kimimaro and hit the bandits throats on his left and right. In just five seconds three dead , two heavily injured and one shocked bandit. Kageyama rushed at the last bandit he grabbed him and body slammed him on the ground, while Kimimaro finished the job and killed the other two injured bandits.