BAS***D GOD! WHY NOT ME?

"Huhahahaha... I'm Kakuzu the Immortal. Madara, you are kid, and Black Zetsu, It's not you who is manipulating others, It's me... Hahahaha.... Tsunade Chan, Hinata Chan Come to daddy here. Let me punish you. You are naughty girls. Spank..Spank...Hahaha....Beg me more... Take it all... ahh..ah..ahh..uh..Ugh..ahhhhh"

"Mark wake up. wake up you bastard. Look at this son of a bit*h, again dreaming about Naruto world and even wet dreaming.", Drake came and started waking up the Mark from his deep sleep.

After sometime he gave up on waking the log and was about to leave when his eyes got attracted to a certain high tower part in between mark's legs. Yes, he saw his third leg.

"Look at his son getting hard. Standing tall as if declaring the world that he is the best.", Drake muttered to himself. He seemed to be jealous of Mark's Little Son standing erect. "(Angry at himself)Ahh…What am I even thinking. I'm being jealous of this psychopath."

Drake came out of Mark's room and prepared breakfast for himself and enthusiastically had it. After that he also went to daze.

!**Drake's POV

"After his grandparent's death and lack of fun he became introvert. He left school and shut himself off from the outside world. Now only Lily and I can approach him. He built himself a lab where he would do human experiments on dead people that he bought from black market. He also works on building equipment needed by himself. He published a lot of his findings to the outside world. Mainly he sells them to some scientists and organizations and rakes a lot of money.

After some time, I forced him to watch TV as he would be at his lab 24/7. I thought he might pass out or wouldn't even be a human if I don't stop him. So, I forcefully dragged him to couch and played the TV. I thought he might find some films/movies entertaining. But, he showed no interest in them. As I was pressing the remote of the TV suddenly there was a ball of air in the hand of a kid, "Rashengan...Chidori" sound came. I looked at him, He widened his eyes."

(Yes, it was the part when Sasuke went rough. The final clash between Naruto and him in the valley of END.)

"Mark then left his lab and was engrossed in Naruto. He once said, he loved Naruto and I thought he might change but when I found the truth I tripped. LITERALLY. He didn't love Naruto or Hashirama. Not even Madara or Sasuke. But Kakuzu. A side character who was semi-immortal. Mark was again was on a path of being Psycho. Then, Mark from past returned. He was still the introvert but he started opening himself to me. I was happy at first but then I found him irritating. He was always saying, he wanted to be reborn as Kakuzu in Naruto world. He was complaining how Kakuzu wasted his talent as Immortal."

"He should have been like Orochimaru trying to master all jutsu and be awesome dude. His obsession on being reborn was so much than he started watching isekai anime. He wasn't satisfied with that either. He even read all isekai Mangas and reincarnation Fan-Fics. He also loved Eurus Holmes from Sherlock Holmes.(Sherlock Holmes himself said, Eurus Holmes is a highly functioning Psychopath). Then I knew my friend was a psycho. But, I was also happy that Mark was now a like a child."

"When he was kid he was all alone and was thinking like a adult but now as a adult he became child. Always fantasizing about Anime esp. Naruto. He was always blabbering about how unfair God was for making Kakuzu dumb. He always says, "If I was a Kakuzu I would be such an awesome character. With my immortality I would study and experiment so much that I could even be a god.""

Drake's POV end**!

"Oi, Drake wata 'ppened to ya, huh?", Mark was devouring the food from Drake's plate. Literally devouring. Drake came out of his Daze and looked at Mark and was indifferent about him. But, if one looked at his eyes, you could see a little bit of amusement in there as if he is interested in Mark.

"What about you Mark? You were having fun in your dreams, huh?" Drake teased Mark about his wet dream. Mark without a tinge of even a little blush shamelessly replied, "Yeah, I was having fun. If only I was born in Naruto world as a Kakuzu. I could change a lot of things."

Drake knew Mark wasn't lying because he was shameless. He wasn't bad but shameless beyond redemption. Also, he knew that Mark Loved Naruto world so much. If he were to be born there he would change a lot of things. "Wait, what am I thinking? I have become like that bastard Mark.", Drake frowned.

Both the boys were surfing the Japanese site and a news on the screen picked Mark's Attention. It said, "A young man was walking on a street, trying to cross the road on Tokyo, and suddenly a Truck came and Hit him. He died on the spot..."

Drake frowned. He knew some shit was coming out of Mark's mouth. "BASTA*D GOD, WHY NOT ME?", without any warning, Mark's mouth threw the shit. All over the neighborhood, Mark was called devil. Because, only Devil curses GOD like that. And, Drake agreed to them. In fact, In neighborhood they have anti Devil group formed. And, Drake was the Founder of the club. Mark also knew about it but never commented on it.

"I went to Japan ever year waiting to be hit by Truck-Kun but never get hit seriously. I always get admitted to hospital for few months at max. And, I never die. In most case, even when I ask them to hit me, they run away. Some even reported to police saying, there is a psycho on the road. Why Not Me Mother fu*king Basta*d God?" Drake couldn't listen anymore bad comment on God and went away from Mark. This thing is what Mark found weird. Even when Mark experimented on human bodies Drake didn't show any emotion on his face neither commented anything. But, whenever Drake curses God, Drake gets black line in his face. "Weirdo!!", Mark commented on Drake.

"Says who?", Drake muttered. If Mark listened this, he wouldn't agree that he is weirdo but blame god and once again curse him. In all these years, Drake has listened almost every day as Mark Cursed God. Then suddenly,

"Ting....Tong..."

"Drake, go and answer the door", Mark ordered Drake as if later is his assistant. Mark was lazy and always ordered the later. And, Drake also do as Mark says. Drake silently went to answer the door. Before he could do anything, he saw someone flash past him.

"Mark, my baby where are you? ", There was a girl in her sleeveless and shorts with open arms went to Mark and hugged him. "Lily, what are you doing here?", Drake came near them and questioned her. "I'm here to say bye to you guys. I'm going to Japan next week.", Lily replied excitedly. Drake again frowned. He thought Mark would again Mouth Shit again, but it didn't happen. Mark also equally excited replied, "Good job my girl. I always asked you to visit Japan. And, Now you are going." "I will send you a million dollar. Spend as you wish.", added Mark.

Listening this Drake again frowned. Because, he knew Lily was cheating on him. Rather than cheating she was never his. She was just another gold digger found in the street of America. Drake knew this from very start. When Mark first introduced her as his girlfriend Drake had hacked her social media and found about her. Her phone sex, sex chat with a lot of boys including Mark's friends. She was just another bitch. Drake knew it all but he never said it to Mark because if Mark knew Lily was such a bitch he would be devoid of life. He really would be a highly functioning psychopath like Eurus Holmes and with his brain he would cause chaos in the entire world. Drake can't stop Mark because Drake knows Mark is the best.

Lily left them. And Mark was once again shitting from his mouth. Then suddenly, Drake smiled. For the first time one could see Drake smile. He was truly smiling. He then asked, "Mark What happened to your research?" Mark casually replied, "I have done all I could do. There can't be anymore development than my latest research. Actually, In this world I can't make any more progress as I need something energy to bind human body and cells. A special energy. That's also why I wish I was born as Kakuzu. Infinite life and my smooth research."

"Then what about Lily? How can you say that?", Drake asked seriously.

"Don't play with me, Drake. I know about her. I also know that you also know about her.", Mark looked straight at Drake's eyes answered him.

(Note:

Guys MC will only die in next chapter and Meet god in following chapters. SO basically he will reincarnates after 3 chapters. So, brace yourselves.

Also, Do you guys think I should make MC reborn as Kakuzu or Some other ninja? Comment it down. )