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My PP shall soar through all heavens!!

It all started with me buying a necklace... What went wrong? Well... I made the gods jealous, simply because their wife, their sisters, their crushes, and so on... Fell under my charm! Hahaha!! To stop me, they dared to imprison me in a universe far from any woman. A world where there are only wieners! At least, that's what I first thought... You see... My necklace wasn't just any necklace, and the world that I was imprisoned in wasn't just a world without woman... A world filled with the laws and scenery of Eastern fantasies. Not just any Eastern fantasy though... It was the world of immortal cultivation, but not the typical one... One day... One day I'll get my revenge on them all! ======== Disclaimers!! -This story is R18, and has some unique elements that encourages sexual interactions. -MC is a deviant, meaning, a hole is a goal, as long as it's not his hole. -Image within cover belongs to AXSENS ========

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A long walk

"So… What now?" I asked myself, having no one around me anymore to talk with. I guess I should find my own lodging, huh…

With that said, I opened the scroll of a map to see where I needed to go to find a nice play to stay. I definitely did not want to embarrass myself and end up in the section for inner disciples or something. Worse, what if I accidentally have sex with the sect master?! Is there even a sect master? Haha… Let's not talk about that, shall we…

Anyway, when I opened the map to read the details, it was like my eyes were some type of digital camera with filters. Like… I was impressed to be honest. Why? Because some type of glowing edge light started to show themselves on the drawings of the landscape and the words.

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[Downloading…]

[Map Content added]

[Map interface Quick selection Enabled- Think of the word "Display Map" for quick selection]

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The glowing outlines seemed to be the system scanning the map, I guess… After all, the appearance of that bright light green light took less than a second before the downloading text appeared. Well… Even the download didn't take that long, and only took like five to ten seconds. Quite fast for that many information to be downloaded I must say, and I'm glad because of that. Not only because it was fast, but because I also finally get to make use of my reward. Remember? The map is the reward I received after killing the python… I know, and I apologize for reminding you about the death of an innocent snake. The world is a cruel place, okay. Some things have to be done if I don't want to be the one dying without a proper reason.

*Sigh* 'Alright, let's not make anything worse, and skip that subject.' I told myself, wondering if I was taking consideration of a community on earth, or if I was just talking to my consciousness because I felt guilty.

Anyway, the map interface was truly something special. Not even an interface I'd tell you, because when I thought of where I needed to go to, the location of that place got pinged on the map! Not that that surprised me however. What truly surprised me was that when I closed the map by saying hide map, which the system should have told me about honestly, I saw a translucent orange colored beam that reached the skies at the location that I assumed I needed to go to. The mark on the map was also orange, so yeah… Coincidence? I think not!

'Wait… What about…' I had something in mind that sounded a bit too obnoxious, but I knew that it was never wrong to try.

What I did was open the map interface again, but this time, instead of thinking of a location that I wanted to go to, I thought of the shortest route that I could follow. Aha! I f*cking knew it! This system is truly a blessing! You should already know why I'm this happy, kekeke…

Imagine this. You're in a completely different world that didn't seem to have your type of convenient technology, or maybe you just don't know about it, and within the different world, you have to blend in with the culture, since you don't want to be recognized by them as an alien. That is very difficult and stressful, I tell you! I think you can tell by imagining already, so you should understand why I am so happy to have such a miraculous system. It's like I have an auto and instant translator or something, which made things much more convenient for me in a foreign country. So to whoever that made this system and released it for me to use it… Thank you! Just don't use my private data or soul for something mischievous. That is all I wish of the creator of my system…

Alright, alright. I've been standing still for too long now. Some elders may think that I'm crazy if they saw me standing in place for nearly five minutes. Well… I can always just say that I'm a bit nervous, hehe. Now, follow the orange trail!

Who would've thought that their bridges are quite well build… Not me for sure, who was already terrified by the question if there would be a lack of technology in a medieval like world. So, I was following the orange indicator to a bridge, and that was when I was genuinely surprised that it wasn't some old wooden bridge that would swing easily with the wind. What am I even saying… It isn't even a bridge! It's a damn rainbow!

"Oh, it changed color…" RGB? Hello…? Gamers? What is this world???

Honestly, I don't know… With me not knowing anything, I simply crossed the bridge that had invisible borders on its sides. Like damn, what technology is this? I mean like, hey, that's what magical stuff does for you. Like, when I was still within Xianner's apartment, everything was so advanced. I don't know about the furnace though, since I never checked it. However, the shower was able to change the temperature of the water that would move with the movements of my hand, and the toilet was able to perfectly clean my ass! How fancy is that?!

Cough Cough, Okay I'm being a little too distracted by how cool the technology of this world is. Maybe I should also stop thinking that there wouldn't be something that earth has. Because to be fair, the type of technology that I saw so far, I find far more better than earth's.

Anyway, the bridge. The bridge could fit around three people being beside each other, and every mountain had such bridges. How did I know that many mountains had such bridges? Well, let's just assume they all have, because I crossed nearly six of them, just to get to the territory for outer disciples.

What a tiring day…

Well, you guys just disappeared... :(

I guess there are no cultured people left in webnovel huh *Sad UwU noises*

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