The reality of this world
*Author's Note: Whenever there's a song parody, I include the title before or after. If I believe it's a popular enough song, I do it after, so if you don't recognize the song within the first few lines, before reading all the lyrics, you can scroll down to the end first to identify it.
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Although Tina didn't give Ben a new flag because she was American, she did give him a chest, and this one was a bit of a pleasant surprise. In truth, he expected her chest would be only fine quality and for good reasons: she wasn't a virgin and she had the slut status. In the past, both of these conditions led to lower evaluations. So the belief was sensible.
Yet, to his surprise, when he picked up this chest from Paul's floor when they were cleaning up, the tier gave him pause, because it was a rare!