Secrets 4

A/N This is starting to become my crack fic. Is that a problem? 🤔 

It ended up being several days before anyone could actually stop and think about what all they found out. I mean who could just swallow the fact that two very small children actually died and came back, just like that? The class A dorms were silent most of the time. 

Several tried to distract themselves from the information that they learned but almost all of them would go quiet again after a short time. Shinso went to meet Kaminari's family and somehow Kaminari's father was arrested for public indecency and was forced to stay in jail for a while. His mother smiled a lot and actually came to the dorms to visit not only her son but his boyfriend and Kaminai's elder brothers would be dragged along with her and they would be very pale anytime they saw Shinso smile at all. 

Eraserhead had filled out a lot of paperwork and talked with the authorities in charge of Kaminair's father but it only seemed that he would be staying in the jail cell for longer due to inappropriate behavior while in there. Not that anyone actually noticed or anything. 

Finally when almost a week had passed Kaminari couldn't take it anymore. 

Chargezuma: Mrs. Midoriya? Mrs. Bakugo? Could we ask questions now? 

Dynamight: Dunce Face you're really asking our mothers questions at 1'oclock in the fucking morning? 

Dynamight: Do you have a death wish? 

Deku: Kacchan, it's really not that bad. Mom is normally up around now anyway. 

Dynamight: And who's fault is that exactly? 

Deku: … Mean. 

Green Demon: It's alright boys. Mitsuki and I were just having tea. 

Bomb Shelter: 😒 Brat. 

Dynamight: Now what? 

Bomb Shelter: Did you take your medicine before bed? 

Dynamight: … 

Deku: 😳 Kacchan? 

Dynamight: FUCK I'M TAKING IT NOW! 

Bomb Shelter: Give it an hour and he will be knocked out. 

Cellophane: Medicine? 

Dynamight: Stay the fuck out of it! 

Pinky: Bakubabe I will cut you. 🔪 Just saying. 

Dynamight: 😒🙄 

Green Demon: He will be just fine. His medicine just helps him sleep at night and helps him regulate his quirk without catching his bed on fire. ☺️

Bomb Shelter: Because no one likes waking up with half the house destroyed and fire everywhere else. 😐

Green Demon: MITSUKI! 

Bomb Shelter: Fine. 

Dynamight: Thanks Aunty. 

Bomb Shelter: *grumbles* 

Deku: Aunty did you really just type grumbles? 

Bomb Shelter: I have to let the stress out somehow. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Deku: …

Deku: Does it help? 

Green Demon: Izuku? 

Deku: Nothing Mom. It's nothing to worry about. I'll add All Might back in the chat now! 

*Deku added All Might to the chat*

All Might: My boy? 

Deku: Apparently everyone is awake now and wants to ask questions. 

Tailman: How did you know we were awake? The rest of us didn't say anything. 

Deku: Because the chat shows that you all have seen the last message sent. I figured that you were just watching. Were you not ready then? 

Invisible Girl: NO! We are ready! 

Creati: Yes we just didn't want to interrupt. 😅

All Might: I see. Ah hello Inko! If I knew you liked having tea this late at night I wouldn't have invited you for tea in the morning. My apologies. 

Green Demon: Oh, please don't worry about that. After all, we decided on coffee instead. ☺️

Pinky: Am I seeing this right? 

Creati: I think you are… 

Invisible Girl: All Might and Mrs. Mordoriya flirting? Yep that's what I see. 

Earphone Jack: Hush you'll embarrass them! 

Deku: What are you talking about? How are they flirting? 

All Might: … Inko? Should I be worried? 

Green Demon: ☺️ Of course not. We are just having a friendly chat. ☺️

Dynamight: Girls… Run. 

Deku: ??? 

Dynamight: Run for your lives. 

*Girls went silent* 

Deku: Kacchan? Why would they need to run though? 

Deku: I mean the idea that my mom and All MIght could actually like one another like that would be amazing but I can't expect…..jri[qgnmurpeiogjflkhnergbe[qwr

Cellophane: Midoriya? Did you have a stroke? 

Dynamight: No he is just muttering and his talk to text isn't picking it up. He is probably half asleep from not sleeping. 

Dynamight: Again. 

Dynamight: Nerd open the fucking door I'm here. 

Deku: … Wrong chat Kacchan… 

Dynamight: They already saw you sleeping on my lap last week. I don't think they will actually give two shits about whether or not you can sleep by yourself or not. 

Chargezuma: 😳 You two sleep together? Often? 

Pinky: 🤩 Please do tell us more! 

Deku: 🤦🏻‍♀️ And this is why I didn't want to tell people. 

Dynamight: Open the fucking door already!

Dynamight: And shut the fuck up, it's not like we can sleep knowing the things we know. 

Pinky: Oh. Right. Sorry. 😔

Chargezuma: NO! For once I'm not going to get distracted! 

Chargezuma: I have questions. 

Green Demon: That's perfectly alright. You can go ahead and ask. 

Ingenium: WAIT! 

Ingenium: @Eraserhead 

Ingenium: I'd rather not get into trouble for him not being aware again. 

Deku: But he is already here though? 

Ingenium: He is? 

Eraserhead: As Midoriya already pointed out my icon should have moved down to show that I had seen the most recent message. 

Ingenium: My sincere apologies! Sir!

Eraserhead: Now, I believe that Kaminari had the first question? 

Chargezuma: 🤩 Please! 

Chargezuma: I'll start with what was in the needle Midoriya gave Bakugo? It's been bothering me like crazy but l because there is no way that it's drugs. 

Bomb Shelter: 😂 Sorry to disappoint. But it is. 

Cellophane: IT WAS DRUGS!?!?! 

Green Demon: Mitsuki. You'll give them a bad impression just leaving it at that. 

Bomb Shelter: 😂🤣

Dynamight: Hag. 

Deku: Aunty… Be nice. 

Bomb Shelter: 😳 

Bomb Shelter: OKAY! It was my brat's medicine. 

Bomb Shelter: If his heart rate gets either too high or too low he could die and the fact you could tell it was green means that his heart rate was dangerously low. 

Pinky: So he was too calm? 

Bomb Shelter: That's correct. The kid's quirk put the victim in a meditative state so Katsuki could have died if Izuku didn't give him the shot of adrenaline which is what most of that shot was. 

Eraserhead: So the fact that he sets off explosions in class while otherwise being quiet? 

Green Demon: That's right. He is regulating his heart rate. 🥰 He has done so well over the years. 

Dynamight: Thank you Aunty. 

Deku: 😐 You guys. I would really like to sleep without worrying about Kacchan dying. Can someone please make him angry? Just a little. 

Dynamight: No need. You just irritated the fuck out of me. 😑

Deku: Great. 😃

Dynamight: You want to go? Cause I will beat your ass. 

Deku: You can try tomorrow. I'm tired now. ☺️ 

Cellophane: I just got a chill. 

Chargezuma: So I'm not the only one afraid of Midoriya now? 

Deku: You were afraid before? 

Chargezuma: You broke your bones repeatedly and still smiled. You terrify me. 😅

Deku: Oh. 😔

Dynamight: I told you he had the best instincts in our class. 

Deku: 😐 Would being nice to him really be so hard for you Kacchan? 

Dynamight: But I am? Dunce Face is the only one who gets away with calling me Kacchan. Only because he doesn't do it that often but still. 

Deku: 😒 I still really don't like that. 

Dynamight: Then what exactly do you want from me? You are making this far too complicated. 

Deku: Would calling him by his name really be so hard for you? 

Dynamight: His name? How would that help anything? 

Deku: Take it from someone who was bullied their whole life. A name means a lot. 

Dynamight: … Dunce face? What would you want? 

Chargezuma: Being called by name doesn't really matter but it would be nice not to be called stupid so much. 

Chargezuma: But I know I am so it's okay. 

Dynamight: … BrainWasher? 

Mockingjay: ? 

Dynamight: You left his father in one piece right? 

Mockingjay: Of course. 

Dynamight: Good to know. I'll take care of it when he gets released. 

Mockingjay: ✌🏻

Chargezuma: ???

Dynamight: Don't worry about it Denki. Give me a bit to think of a new nickname for you. I like your last name even less now. 

Chargezuma: 😳🤯 

Dynamight: Are you going to be okay? 

Chargezuma: YES! 

Deku: Kacchan. Most people only call others by their given name after they become really close. 

Dynamight: ? But I call you by your first name all the fucking time and they think I hate you? 

Deku: … 😮‍💨 

Dynamight: ? 

Deku: Kacchan there is a difference between Izuku and Deku. 

Dynamight: Deku Izuku. See no matter what it shows up the same though. 

Deku: 🤦🏻

Dynamight: What? 

Red Riot: Dear All Might! How didn't I ever notice before? Midoriya your name! 

Deku: 😒 Yes yes. I know. 

Red Riot: So that's why Bakubro calls you Deku? Because it's written the same way? 

Dynamight: Why else would I call him that? 

Cellophane: … 

Pinky: … 

Chargezuma: … 

Uraivity: …

Creati: Do we tell him? 

Deku: Please don't. It'll only set him off and he will be falling asleep soon so I would rather actually wake up in the morning. Thanks. 

Uraivity: But I thought you said it was a mean name a bully used to call you? 

Deku: And? 

Uraivity: Who was your bully? 

Dynamight: You're really fucking stupid. 

Deku: Kacchan. 

Dynamight: What it's true! 

Chargezuma: All this time I thought it was Bakugo considering how mean he was to Midoriya but now…

Dynamight: See! Denki even knew! 

Deku: 😮‍💨 

Deku: Yes, yes. You're so amazing now it's time to close your eyes and sleep though. 

Dynamight: You haven't even laid down yet! 

Deku: I just needed to brush my teeth still. I'm all done now. Sleep. 

Dynamight: Turn off the sound of you're going to stay up. I am exhausted. 

Deku: 😓 I plan to sleep too. 

Tailman: Is there anything in particular that keeps you two from sleeping? I find that a large body pillow helps me the most. 

Tokoyami: No no. A maternity pillow. 

Chargezuma: a maternity pillow? What's that? 

Tokoyami: it's a pillow that wraps around you so it feels like you're not alone while sleeping. 

Creati: I mean that's kind of true. I can make a few if you like? I'll leave them in the common area. 

Chargezuma: 🤩 Yes please! Shinso and I don't usually work the same internship hours. 😓 

Mockingjay: our quirks really don't let us work the same shift do they? 

Dynamight: Oi, what do you think about Pikachu? You like Pokemon right? 

Chargezuma: Me? 

Dynamight: Yes you! Who the fuck else? 

Chargezuma: … Maybe don't call me Pikachu? Please? 

Dynamight: ???

Mockingjay: 🙄😒 That's my pet name for him. 

Dynamight: Ew. Gross. Then Dedenne. 

Chargezuma: Oh! Dedenne is so cute! 

Mockingjay: How much do you know about Pokemon?

Dynamight: Better question, who the hell doesn't know about Pokemon? 

Mockingjay: … 

Deku: Guys? Please. 😒 

Dynamight: Right, sorry Teddy Bear. 

*Whole class is speechless; what did they just see?* 

Deku: Good. Now sleep. 

*Dynamight is offline* 

*Deku is offline* 

Pinky: Did they just… 

Cellophane: Sometimes I wonder if they dated if that would end their whole fight? 

Green Demon: ??? 

Bomb Shelter: Inko? Do they actually not know? 

Green Demon: I don't think they do. 

*Everyone still in the chat: ???* 

Bomb Shelter: I guess that we should tell them. It would help to keep them from getting killed later. 

Green Demon: I suppose that's true. 

Eraserhead: Ladies? Could you please explain? 

All Might: I don't know either… 😓 

Green Demon: 😳 

Bomb Shelter: But the boys adore you! They still haven't told you? 

All Might: It would help if I knew what you were talking about? 

Green Demon: … Mitsuki? Can you do it? 

Bomb Shelter: Yeah, no. It's fine. 😮‍💨

Bomb Shelter: So the doctors determined that once the boys were of age it would help to keep them grounded to the living if they were together more. 

*The whole class: ?* 

Bomb Shelter: 🤦🏻‍♀️ 

Bomb Shelter: When the boys are old enough for adult activities they will do them together. 

Chargezuma: I don't understand. What does drinking have to do with anything? 

Mockingjay: 🤦🏻 I did this to myself. 

Chargezuma: ??? 

Mockingjay: Pikachu? You know how sometimes when we are kissing I'll suddenly stop and walk away? 

Chargezuma: 😳😓😔 Yeah. I just figured I did something wrong and you don't want anything to do with me for a while. 

Ingenium: I didn't know there was anyone this pure still in our class… 

Ingenium: He used to be such a hooligan, so just how?

Cellophane: Dude chill. Kami is awesome and he does NOT deserve that.

Chargezuma: Thanks dude. 🥺

Cellophane: Anytime Dude. ✌🏻

Mockingjay: Pikachu. That is nowhere near the truth. (Iida watch yourself) I walk away so that I don't cross the line. If I do we could be expelled and neither of us want that. 

Chargezuma: Why would we be expelled? 

Mockingjay: Eraserhead? Please? I'm at the end of my rope here. 

Eraserhead: … 

Eraserhead: Kaminari we will discuss this in class on Monday but I will have Midnight come and talk to you in the morning. 

Eraserhead: Is that okay? 

Chargezuma: 😭 No really? What did I do wrong? Why am I in trouble? 

Mockingjay: YOU'RE NOT IN TROUBLE! 

Mockingjay: I swear he is only trying to help you understand. Please believe me? 

Chargezuma: Really? 🥺

Mockingjay: Yes. I promise. 

Chargezuma: alright then. 😔 I'm sorry I'm so dumb. 

*Dynamight is online* 

Dynamight: … 

Dynamight: Dedenne? How much do you like your brothers? 

Chargezuma: ??? I mean not really? They are usually pretty mean. Why? 

Dynamight: I'm going to blow the fuckers up. 

Chargezuma: 😳 WHY? 

Eraserhead: … 

Eraserhead: Don't leave any evidence. 

Dynamight: I knew there was a reason I liked you. 

All Might: … I don't know how to feel about this? 

Green Demon: ☺️ Toshinori? You didn't see anything. Alright? 

All Might: 😵‍💫 I'm sorry. What was that? I can't seem to remember the last twenty minutes or so. 

Green Demon: I've left the Bakugo's house if you're interested in having tea with just me? 

Green Demon: Now? 

All Might: 😳 I'm on my way! 

*The whole class: 🫣* 

Bomb Shelter: Maybe we should answer more questions at a later time? 

Dynamight: That would be great. I need to wash my eyes out with bleach. 

Dynamight: … 

Dynamight: Dedenne, that was a joke. You cannot actually wash anyone's eyes out with bleach. 

Chargezuma: … Thank you. I was really confused for a second. 

Dynamight: Go to sleep now. IF you're calm in the morning you can wake Deku and I up after your private lesson with Midnight. 

Chargezuma: 🤩 Thanks so much! 

End. 

A/N Damn these are so hard to write. Fun but hard. 😫 please let me know if there are mistakes, I didn't edit this one very well.