Chapter 22 The legend about thongs

"Actually, I haven't done much research on these things, and I don't even know what brand they are. I'm just telling you what I feel good about. In your style...how about that?" Alex led Tina and Eva to a room. , pointing to a 'T' string hanging on the wall.

 "Pervert~~!" Eva yelled at Alex. Now she finally knew Alex's true nature as a pervert.

 "Look, you're thinking wrong, aren't you? Also, I'm going to introduce it to Tina, what do you call me? It's just you, I don't even look at it when you put it on!" Alex curled his lips and said, then reached out and picked out a white one. Thongs.

 "White-collar workers, of course you have to wear white!" Alex looked at Tina and said shamelessly.

 "Four thousand? Okay, Alex, as long as you can give me a reason, I'll buy it!" Tina looked at Alex and gritted her teeth and said, she was ready to spend it with Alex!

 "With the arrival of summer, people spend more time wearing light clothes, and the desire to remove traces of embarrassment has led many women to choose thongs. In fact, when wearing suits, skirts or tights, if you are wearing Ordinary underwear will show traces of underwear on skirts or trousers, which is very unsightly and will make others uncomfortable. It will also think that you lack taste and care. Therefore, tighter professional clothes or like Tina's It is necessary for women who are always at the forefront of fashion to wear thongs to make all the embarrassment and unhappiness disappear.

 Moreover, the current trend of women's fashion is to shrink the clothes upwards and move the trousers waist downwards. Recently, there has also been an alternative way of wearing thongs that emphasizes youthful vitality and casual style and reveals a small thong. This type of thong is extremely cool, fluorescent, shiny, leopard print, waist lace...it has exquisite decorative effects, fully demonstrating the individual beauty of this kind of underwear worn outside. In this regard I don't need to go into details. You can easily see women wearing this kind of clothing on the street. If you can't see it, I can provide you with free observation.

 point. However, I personally do not recommend this revealing way of wearing clothes. Such clothes are indeed very tempting, but at the same time, China's relatively conservative concept makes people think that women wearing this kind of clothes are very slutty. It is a pleasure to see other women dressed like this, but men never like their women to expose the more private things between them. Again, in a man's mind, purity always comes first. As a top man in the 21st century, at least I think so. "Alex's eloquence stunned Tina, Xia Yu and the women around them.

 "You...you haven't bought it, have you?" Eva looked at Alex suspiciously and asked.

 "I would like to, but it seems that I have never seen such a style in my free time!" Alex said. In fact, he had never seen such a thing when he was in high school. Alas, it is still pure!

 "Wow, that's amazing~~!"

 "Is it the clerk?"

 "I wish my boyfriend were so awesome...!" Several women who were choosing underwear pointed at Alex and said.

 This makes Tina and Eva, who are deep in the whirlpool, not sure whether they should be happy or angry. Is anyone envious of this?

 "Sir, can I ask you a question?" A woman came over and asked, obviously thinking Alex was a clerk.

 "Ask me!" Alex agreed after seeing how good-looking the other party was.

 "When I was reading a magazine, it said that 'T'-string pants are harmful to women's... bodies... What's going on?" The woman looked at Alex in confusion and asked.

 "T-string pants, also known as T-pants, only have a thick cloth belt in the perineum and other delicate areas of the skin. It can easily rub against the skin, causing local skin congestion, redness, damage, ulcers, infection, and more. In order to have a close-fitting effect, T-string underwear is made of chemical fiber materials with poor air permeability, which can easily cause skin allergies. In addition to inducing gynecological diseases such as vaginitis, too-tight T-string sexy underwear can also compress the blood vessels around the anus, increasing the chance of hemorrhoids in women. Increase. Therefore, it is best for young women not to wear thongs for a long time. If they are worn during the day, they should change into cotton and loose underwear after returning home at night to allow the area to rest; when wearing thongs, it is best to wear looser outer pants. Do not wear the same tight jeans; the thongs you wear should be changed every day to reduce the chance of inflammation; do not wear thongs if you have local symptoms, during menstruation, and during the ovulation period two weeks before menstruation; if you feel local itching, pain, etc. When appropriate, you should go to the hospital to determine the type of infection and prescribe appropriate treatment."

 "Oh~~!" The woman nodded after hearing Alex's words.

 "Alex, you...how do you know so much? Who will believe you if you say you know it? Isn't that too professional?" No matter how shameless Tina Ren was, she heard Alex's extremely sharp words, and they were all about women. Yes, she couldn't help but blush. When a man understands a woman to this extent, it can only be described as terrifying.

 "It's just like a gynecologist!" Eva on the side echoed.

 "If you want to know more...!" Alex picked up a small booklet placed under the 'T' underwear area, "If you want to know more, you can refer to this small booklet. It's free. Take it as you like. !"

 "...!"

 It turns out that those words just now were spoken by him while glancing at the small book. Could it be that... even words like 'blood vessels' and 'menstruation' could pop out.

 "Moreover, there is this beautiful legend about 'T'-string pants!" Alex said mysteriously.

 "What?" a woman on the side asked, obviously Alex's words had attracted their attention. What's more, until now, Alex's understanding of women, as well as the handsome look he specially put on, and the half-smile expression on his lips when he spoke, made these women irresistible. She is like a connoisseur, a female connoisseur.

 Ah, it turns out that playing decadent characters is very popular! Looking at the women around him who were all focusing on him, Alex thought with pride.

 "I used to take off my underwear to look at my butt, now I spread my butt and look at my underwear...!"

 "Get out!" Tina kicked Alex hard and shouted loudly.

 "You asked me to accompany you, and now you ask me to leave and go back to sleep...!" Alex said quite innocently, watching Tina and the women around her blush after hearing his last words. Could it be that what I said was wrong? That's what it is!

 "Don't leave, wait aside!" Tina looked at Alex fiercely and said, there was really nothing she could do to him. Hey, it's obviously not the weekend yet, why do you look like that ruffian?

 "Oh!" Alex nodded, hey, women are always so difficult to take care of.

 "Can you give me a glass of water?" Alex came to the counter and looked at the female shopkeeper and asked. He had just spoken so loudly that he was really thirsty.

 "sure"! The female shopkeeper looked at Alex and smiled. Originally, the shop assistant on the side was going to get a cup, but the female shopkeeper took it over and poured Alex a cup herself.

 "Thank you!" Alex said with a smile and drank a glass of water in one gulp. "Let me guess, is the shop owner twenty years old this year?"

 Although this way of picking up a conversation is very old-fashioned, it is undoubtedly the most effective, especially when a woman wants to get to know you.

 "Sir, you are so good at talking. I'm already thirty-one today!" After hearing Alex's indirect compliments, the female shop owner smiled brightly.

 "Really? You can't tell at all!" Alex said with a smile. In fact, it was indeed the case. Although it was not as exaggerated as Alex said she was twenty, Alex always regarded her as being in her mid-twenties.

 "You are so old! I really envy your two friends. They are young and beautiful, and they are in the golden age of women." The female shopkeeper said with a smile.

 "No way! There is no distinction between beauty and ugliness in age, and women are not dregs. Those who say women are dregs in their thirties are because they have dregs of vision. An 80-year-old man will always see his wife as a dregs. The most beautiful, a forty-year-old man will always be the greatest when looking at his mother. A scumbag? That's just because he doesn't have the right position!" Alex said while looking at the other party.

 "Sir, does he have a girlfriend? She must be very happy, right?" the female shopkeeper looked at Alex and said with a smile.

 "No! I'm single now!" Alex replied.

 "No way?" Not only the female shop owner, but also the shop assistants on the side didn't believe it.

 "Haha, I'm single now, but I wasn't for a while!" Alex said with a smile.

 "I'm just telling you, how can a man like Mr. don't have a girlfriend? But...how can he be single now?" the female shopkeeper asked in confusion.

 "Hey, there was a time when the sea was full of difficulties. Everyone was young and frivolous. I used to think that God was me, but now I only have God in my heart. It seems to be the same, but it is not. In the past, it was unruly, but now it is like calm water. After many experiences, Now, my thoughts are different, naturally it will be like this!" Alex sighed. Damn, my high school days are gone forever, and now I have forgotten how many innocent and sweet babies I had sex with at that time. Now think about it, it's harmful to people!

 "Sir, you look like you are only in your twenties. What you said just now makes you look like you have survived the vicissitudes of life?" asked the female shopkeeper.

 "then...!"

 kindness? Alex suddenly stopped. He was here to strike up a conversation, so why did he get brought into the conversation?

 "How was it back then?"

 "Back then... I lived on the outskirts of New York, with a house and fields, and a happy life. I hate that...!"

 "Hehe~~!" Hearing Alex's nonsense, the female shop owner and the clerk next to her laughed, attracting the attention of people in the store.

 'Damn Alex, he's picking up girls again~~! ' Tina saw Alex joking with the female shopkeeper and glared at the other party, but Alex didn't take her seriously at all and kept talking about whatever was needed.

 "Sister Tina, was he... like this before?" Eva looked at Alex who was laughing and asked in confusion.

 "It used to be like this on weekends when he had plenty of boring time. Today... he might have had convulsions! Leave him alone, let's pick our own." Tina said.

 "Oh~~!" Eva nodded after hearing this.