I Beg For Forgiveness
"Old? You, old?" I nervously laughed, my eyes darting around the room. "You aren't old at all, Grand Martial Aunt!" I declared.
She narrowed her eyes at me, and then broke out into the most melodious laughter I have ever heard. It was like the pure tinkling of a bell.
"You look like you swallowed a cat! Ahahah, don't worry, Disciple Yahui. I AM old, after all, I was born some 3 millennia ago."
Wut?