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Murim Is Cringe

Beware the almighty 'Seer' who wanders the Murim. He knows all and sees all. The seer can predict the future and his predictions have never before been wrong. Those who heed his advice may be given a second chance while for all the others who don't... impeding doom awaits. The seer's words are absolute. How might you recognize him you ask...? There have been rumors of this man clad in black whose eyes shine a clean crimson glare right through his hermit hat when provoked. He is also rumored to be carrying a Demonic Sword. And if the rumors are to be believed he is actually quite young. P.S.: Yes, I am aware that the title might have turned out a bit inaccurate. Forgive this junior.

Neonkilz · Ost
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247 Chs

The Lame Lich

"{Awww, it's so nice of you to call back like this. I really appreciate it. I thought you were mad at me, and I upset you somehow by being very honest and truthful--}"

*thrang*

"Get me another globe."

<Goddamn, why is his voice and tone so annoying!>

"My liege, this is the last one we have. I suggest you not break this one as well."

"YOU DON'T TELL ME WHAT I DO!"

"I have sinned, my liege. I beg for forgiveness. It shan't happen again," apologized the skull servant, bowing down, kowtowing, and ramming his head against the floor until it cracked, and chips of calcium flew places.

"Why was this so easy?" Luan whispered through one of the bushes he hid in.

"I...do not know?" replied Tianlong from a branch in the tree, watching the skull servant break his skull.

"Aww, look at you being all humble..." Ling Yue credited Tianlong subtly and snuggled close to him.

||We are killing him later, yes?||