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Murim Is Cringe

Beware the almighty 'Seer' who wanders the Murim. He knows all and sees all. The seer can predict the future and his predictions have never before been wrong. Those who heed his advice may be given a second chance while for all the others who don't... impeding doom awaits. The seer's words are absolute. How might you recognize him you ask...? There have been rumors of this man clad in black whose eyes shine a clean crimson glare right through his hermit hat when provoked. He is also rumored to be carrying a Demonic Sword. And if the rumors are to be believed he is actually quite young. P.S.: Yes, I am aware that the title might have turned out a bit inaccurate. Forgive this junior.

Neonkilz · Ost

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The Greedy Donor Scheme

"OH NO, IT'S AN EMERGENCY! AN EMERGENCY!" Envy exited the elevator, his big belly bouncing up and down as he continued to pose as the doctor. "OUR TENTACLE LORD—HIS BALLS! HIS BALLS, THEY HAVE STOPPED WORKING!"

"WHAT THE-"

"Really?"

"i was not expecting to hear something like this today."

"what do you mean? this was bound to happen! the bastard is always at it, day and night, all month long!"

"DONORS! WE NEED DONORS!" Envy cried, running towards one of the demons.

"OWOOO, GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME, OLD MAN! I'M NOT A DONOR!"the demon resited back off running backwrds.

Envy switched targets, receiving a similar response from another demon.

"STAY AWAY! STAY AWAY!"scremed the other running away from him as well

"PLEASE, DON'T RESIST! I AM UNDER STRICT ORDERS TO GRAB THE FIRST DEMON I SEE AND EXTRACT HIS BALLS!"Envy continued shoting at the top of his lungs.

"WHAT? NOT ME! NOT ME, PLEASE!"

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