Murim Is Cringe
Beware the almighty 'Seer' who wanders the Murim. He knows all and sees all. The seer can predict the future and his predictions have never before been wrong. Those who heed his advice may be given a second chance while for all the others who don't... impeding doom awaits. The seer's words are absolute. How might you recognize him you ask...? There have been rumors of this man clad in black whose eyes shine a clean crimson glare right through his hermit hat when provoked. He is also rumored to be carrying a Demonic Sword. And if the rumors are to be believed he is actually quite young. P.S.: Yes, I am aware that the title might have turned out a bit inaccurate. Forgive this junior.
The Begger Sect
"Why are you just sitting here? It's awkward."
"Well, why are you just sitting here?"
"I'm kind of waiting on someone."
"So am I."
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"For who? If it's not too personal, I'm curious who would make you wake up so early and camp here near the gate, staring down at every person who walks in."
"I can ask you the exact same thing."
"I have this disgusting feeling that we are waiting on the same person."
"I doubt that to be true."
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"I realize we aren't particularly close, are we?"
"......................"
"Oh jeez, sorry. I didn't know I would be getting judged like this. Shit!"
"..........."
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"I like peeking ducks..."
"Wow... that helps our situation wonderfully, doesn't it—"