Chapter 11: The Date ... that’s all I wanted to know.

"Excuse me, I what? You aren't human? What are you? An Alien?" The black suited man asked.

I was kind of surprised. He went from nervous body guard to cocky person in almost half a second. His nervous person must have been an act of some kind. I have to admit, he got me good.

"An alien, no, more of something like a monster. Now you can tell Mr. Falcone and it was a pleasure doing buss was with him. Now, I will escort you out." I said. The guy just seemed to laugh at my comment as we walked out.

After the men left, I went back into my Lab and gave him no mind. I was intrigued with what my experiments were going to lead to. I had tried things like infusing my blood with their blood, however that didn't lead to anything. I assumed that I was some kind of vampire sub-breed. However, it might not be that. This is what experimentation is for, people!

I had left Lazerbeak back on our house in a version of me. With his new kryptonite upgrade, he became very good at imitations. I had him copy me and it was a perfect replica. The only difference between him and I were that I had blood and his body was colder than mine.

Anyways, I continued my experiments for the rest of the day.

...

After arriving back home after a semi-uneventful day, I got a mini report from Lazerbeak.

"Has there been any thing different to day?" I asked him as he was perched on my window sill.

"No. You humans have very boring lives. However, you will need to be here next week as your parents plan to go see the premier of a movie." He said. This instantly flight my attention.

"Wait, what day is it?" I ask as I turn to him.

"Why should I know? I am not your pet. Go find out for your self. Useless human." He said.

"I hear that. Now go to whatever metal birds do."

'System what day is it?'

<I do not know. I can not keep track of all dates in this world.>

'So you boast of your power and yet you can't even keep the fucking date and time? You are more useless than I thought.'

<...>

I then left my room. I had a pretty good idea of what it was and what will happen a week from now but I still wanted to make sure.

My parents had arrived home a little earlier and I count find any maids on my way to reach him, so I decided I would just ask him.

I barged into his study like I usually do when ever I have questions to ask him but this is the day I learned to knock.

Right as I barged in, I found him and my mom ... doing the dirty right on his table. We all took a second to look at each other and than I smacked the door closed.

"Couldn't you guys wait until at least I was asleep to do ... that?!!" I yelled under the door.

"Sorry honey, we did expect you to barge in here. Give us a minute and we will be all cleaned up. Than we will have to have a talk." She said.

Oh god. Not 'the talk'. I didn't want to go through that conversation again. The birds and the bees are some of, of not the most, uncomfortable topic you could talk about with you parents.

And than after, oh god. They start trying to use slang to look cool. And it will be so much worse for me because my version of slang is almost 10 years ahead of this time. This door is going to turn sooooo cheesy.

And I just wanted to know what the date was. Come on God!! Why do you hate me so much!!!

After they came out of the study I asked my questions to see if I could delay this talk for as long as possible.

"Hi, sorry honey. What we were doing was..."

"Mother, I do not want to what what you were doing with father in the study. But, I would like to ask you a question. Do you know what today date is?" I asked hoping to change the topic as quick as possible.

"Uhh ... well, that is a strange question. Anyways, I believe that to day is June 19. Oh, also, we are going out to watch a movie with the Wayne's next week. Won't that be fun?" She asked.

"Oh yes. A movie on the 26. Perfect." I say. I appeared as excited as I felt. I could finally be able to get rid of there human that are my parents. Took them long enough to die. I wish that I could be in there. I could take a billet for anyone as long as it would kill me.

"Not so fast, Jamison." The voice Father said.

I turned around and there they both were, waving me towards them.

"We still have to talk too you about the birds and the bees."

'Fuck'