Chapter 17

"Let me in, Lord Moria!" Shikieiki cried out throwing a tantrum as I stared with an exhausted deadpan at the local Yama.

"No..."

"Lord Moria leave your mountain and join me in helping people absolve themselves of their sins. If you help me pull out people's negative karma and I then lecture good values upon them, they will certainly become better people and won't have to suffer countless years of torment to repent for their sins!" Shikieiki begged and although she was no longer on the verge of tears from me ignoring her, she had somehow managed to convince herself she could make me, a mountain god leave the mountain to basically be a Buddhist monk or something.

"Shikieiki, I am literally stuck here on this mountain and no matter of determination will allow me to simply leave. Hell, I don't even want to go around doing that, as even if we take all the negative karma from them, that still won't absolve them of the sin they did when they are judged in hell or whenever they do more sins anyway." I tiredly explained patiently.

I didnt want to be rude and metaphorically slam the door in the face of probably the most responsible and mature member of the Gensokyo cast that wasn't Ran as sanity and responsibility here are in short supply honestly.

Most incidents here in Gensokyo are the result of people just wanting entertainment after they dress up after all.

Shikieiki frowned before she nodded seemingly understanding something. "Ah, I see... You are a mountain god, after all, you can't just leave your mountain." She slapped her sin counting board in her palm showing her determination. "Don't worry Lord Moria I understand your physical deficiency renders you inoperable outside your mountain range of influence. Therefore I shall consult with the lord of Yama's the true underworld's leader Lady Izanami, on how to free you from your mountain so you can take up the scared task of cleansing the world's sins."

Shikieiki then bowed deeply to me in respect as I stared at her with my face twitching but before I could reboot and stop her from alerting an actual, high-powered goddess about me she merged into some fog she summoned and disappeared.

'But I don't wanna be another hobo Jesus... I have an amazing church just here on my mountain...' I cried mentally as I teleported and threw myself into a bed in one of the spare rooms.

Even as I attempted vainly to smother my human form to death with a large pillow, I couldn't help but twitch as I felt Marissa of all people was scouting around my barrier but she wasn't attacking it or anything so I just ignored her as my mind was filled with the thoughts of some half rotting woman coming over here and trying to turn me into a super battery or something like what happened to the mountain spirit that formed on Mount Fuji.

"Bah... Fuck those Shinto assholes, they want a fight I will give them one..." I thought and threw myself off the spare bed and teleported back onto my throne as I prepared to make preparations to fuck up any divines who wanted to ruin my new life.

"Ok so Moria. What is something that will ruin a divine's day the quickest." I thought before my mind instantly went back to the anti-divine noble phantasms in FGO and although I was scared of actually doing this, I was already feeling the pressure of the possibility of the Shinto Pantheon popping the barrier surrounding Gensokyo and even if I technically had infinite power at my fingertips to protect myself, that still didnt mean I couldn't be taken by surprise.

My consciousness left my human form and I assumed full control of my mountainous form making a loud thrumming noise droned out waking up the children and Hiro from their slumber as I worked.

Mana was taken hand over fist from the mother earth as I began madly filling several pieces of metal I collected until they glowed a deep golden and I could now feel the obviously female presence of my 'mother' figure as she felt my hunger for mana, and she gladly provided it as glowing red veins formed across my mountain's body visible even from the surface looking almost like molten streaks of blood that were easily seen from across Gensokyo during the night's darkness making the red streaks standout.

I grimaced at the pain of what I was doing but the tricorn spearhead with a sword length of a handle was worth it as at the tip I pushed the concept of Heaven from my eyes into it, the middle section had the concept of Reality pressed into it, and lastly it was only with the help of the presence hovering over my shoulder that I was able to press the concept of the Earth into the bottom section.

I faintly heard Ran calling out to me as she franticly rushed into my throne room, but another female figure grew out of the marble in front of her and grabbed the kitsune by the throat and with a spin threw the nine-tailed kitsune so hard she smashed through the meter-thick marble and gemstone door I heavily enchanted to be as unbreakable as possible.

I grabbed my new weapon to protect myself still reeling from the creation of the weapon and as reality itself screamed in resistance when EA started spinning the blue-haired woman smiled and reality shifted with EA outside my hands simply floating a few feet away and I was being lovingly held within the arms of the woman who grew large enough to cradle me as though I was a baby.

Her X-shaped eyes were slightly creased as she brightly smiled, and I felt her holding me tightly to her breasts as she whispered and I heard the most beautiful voice in existence, it was like her voice was sand rolling across dunes, it was leaves blowing in the wind, it was waves breaking upon a beach.

But I perfectly understood her words as she caressed my hair. "My son... My son..." She sniffled and a large tear fell upon my face as the X-shaped eyes showed more love than anything I have ever experienced but I didnt get another chance as she buried my face into her chest and rubbed my back while holding back her own shudders.

"The gods will not take another one of mine... You are mine. My son." She sniffled and I remembered what happened to Fuji so I just hugged her back accepting that pushing back the obviously mentally distraught embodiment of the very planet I had walked upon was a fucking terrible choice.

But then I remembered what happened to Ran and struggled to escape Gaia's grasp when I couldn't sense a thing using my mountain senses were being confined between her breasts, the only thing I felt or could hear was her words. her warmth, and a powerful heartbeat.

I finally tapped her sides in defeat as I couldn't break out of her grasp.

"Yes, dear? Would you like some milk?" She asked gently rocking me back and forth.

'To hell with your milk! I wanna know if my Milf kitsune is still alive!' I thought before finally breaking free of her breasts with a bite to them.