The Press Conference
Bullet went around the hospital, kicking open doors and shouting at the person on the bed until they got up and did something about it.
Momo and Bullet had to run away every time.
But they got people out of their stupors!
Then three days passed.
Bullet was scratching his chin with his hair tied up. He had sleek jet black metal arms with pink light circles on the palms, he was also coincidentally wearing a suit.
Also coincidentally, sitting at a table with Endeavor, Hawks, and Best Jeanist.
He was much more relaxed than them, yawning in front of the press.
He held his cheek and scrunched his nose as Hawks and Endeavor confirmed the rumors that Bullet had said. Hawks confirming that his father was indeed a criminal.
A woman stood up and said "During Gigantomachia's rampage, my mother was horribly injured. You saying 'It's all true, sorry' isn't going to change the state of affairs! Do you have any idea how many people lost their homes?!"
Bullet tapped the mic and said "Hello? Yeah, you. The stunning woman yelling her head off. Can I ask you a question?" she frowned at him and Bullet curled his lips, "Would you like Hawks and Endeavor to come and heal your mother? Maybe change jobs from Hero to construction worker? Sorry!"
He held the mic and said flatly, "Here's the cruel truth. This is why I was invited here, by the way. All you disgusting little shut-ins watching are something else! How come I didn't see any of you out on the battlefield? Oh? Nothing to say? That's what I thought. Tell your mother, she's a hero for tanking a hit from Gigantomachia, because I know I can't take one. Also, if you lost your house, I'm so sorry. Ask your neighbor if his crater is enough for your family too!"
He rolled his eyes and said "What I'm saying is, not everything is about you damn self-centered people. Your mother was injured, horrible. I'm sorry, do you want money? Like honestly, what do you people want? You come here and lay traps to make heroes look bad for your shitty TV stations to get views, you don't care about the people. You weren't there. You didn't even leave the comfort of your own home after seeing the crisis. So what the fuck are you doing here, spouting nonsense like a victim?"
He chuckled and curled his finger, grinning "Let me tell ya, lady. Japan is fucked right now. Fake Heroes are quitting cus the job is hard and idiotic civilians are fighting villains in the heat of the moment. You people aren't trained! You wanna fight villains? No problem! Take some fucking boxing first! There have been 149 cases in the last 5 days of civilian casualties and fatalities by villains because they decided to act without thinking! I said everyone can be a hero but I didn't mean rush head first into a gang of villains with no plan and a dream!"
He laughed, "You guys are crazier than me! Ahahahaah! That's great! But at least train your quirk, some guy with a water spitting Quirk tried to attack a gang leader who had been active for 12 years. Do you guys think being a hero is easy? You gotta be kiddin', right? I've been fighting since 4 years old! Most of these heroes been training their whole lives to fight villains. And you clowns with 2 brain cells and a hail mary are gonna take 'em down better than us? AHAHAHAHA!"
He leaned back and nearly fell off the chair laughing, "At least, some Taichi in the park with the old folks! HAHAHAHAH! GOD I LOVE YOU ALL! YOU'RE SO FUNNY! AHAHAHAH!" Hawks' lips twitched and he caught Bullet, who sat back up, smiling "Aha… Sorry. Still recovering… But seriously, please think of everyone else. Don't be a Toya Todoroki, okay? The world doesn't revolve around any of us. It revolves around the sun and last time I checked, little miss looker here isn't shining brightly and burning my eyeballs, 'kay?"
He shook his head and laughed happily.
Actually, Bullet had many fans.
They were watching only because they heard he was going to be there. Since his last speeches they went crazy! He was even trending on Twitter.
They all spat out at the TV and burst out laughing, "LOOK AT HER FACE! AHAHAHAHAH!"
Knuckleduster slapped his forehead and laughed, "Oh God! I-I can't! Tamao! Get my damn medicine! HAHAHAHAH! SHE'S SPEECHLESS! AHAHAHAHA!" Tamao giggled and went to get his medicine.
Bullet slapped his forehead and leaned to the microphone, saying "I almost forgot! Put this in your papers!" he looked at the camera and turned a thumbs down, "All you pathetic losers who retired and quit. I hope you get what's fuckin' coming to you! You pathetic dirty no good fake hero trash fucks! When the going gets tough you bow out like cowards, huh?! When you start losing fame you fucking give up, eh?! Ahahah! I'd expect that from a bunch of bullshit fake hero fucks!"
Hawks held him back and escorted him away and Bullet shouted angrily "DON'T SHOW UP IN FRONT OF ME! I'LL FUCKING BEAT YOU INTO A FUCKING WHEELCHAIR! YOU HEAR ME FAKE HEROES?! DON'T LEAVE YOUR HOUSES, I'M ALWAYS WATCHING YOU DAMN CLOWNS! AHHH!"
After his explosive exit, his fans went wild!
#Fuckyoufakeheroes was trending in an instant!
Akira (Now renamed 'Nameless' #1 Fan') had millions of followers!
Bullet would tweet at her every now and then asking questions, since he didn't know how to use the DM function. The result was her popularity shooting through the roof! She even got verified.
Also Bullet was following her.
His name on twitter was 'Not Toya Todoroki' and he was verified too, but his name kept changing every once in a while.
Mei wrote his bio, since it was a complete joke before.
'Quirkless Hero: Nameless- I want a world where everyone can smile.'
It was very simple and short.
Mei had to do this since his last bio was 'I'm Bullet! AKA Nameless! Anyway, any fake heroes better not follow me, you suck! Also! Wanted for Murder, don't call the police, thx.'
Funnily enough, Himiko was following him.
And even funnier, Bullet followed her back!
Himiko's bio was even worse.
'Big time Villain! I just go by Himiko. I want a world with only the things I love~ I love Bullet, Ochako, Izuku, and Blood! Nice to meet ya, let's get along!'
Mei didn't know what possessed the nut job to get an account let alone put that as her bio but Bullet laughed out loud every time he saw it!
At any rate, his profile picture was him and Mei's picture.
This obviously wasn't enough of a deterrent as Bullet had nudes in his DMs every day! It was unbelievable.
He even showed the guys in his class after they got into it one day.
Denki shouted in shock, "THIS CHICK IS FUCKING STACKED! HOLY SHIT!" Sero stared at the DMs and cried "WHERE ARE MINE!? IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME!"
After showing Momo, Bullet's DMs were off-limits to even himself…
Strangely, Bullet hadn't been arrested yet. So he went to school as per usual… However, Bullet had a little secret~
Every night, he would leave the school and run out on the streets, looking for Villains!