Instruments

He/She : So What do you like to do?

I paused for a moment.

'fuckk i dont know.' I think

Me : Uh, I play the piano?

I pulled that out of my ass.

He/She : Awesome dude. 

Me: Thanks. I guess.

He/She : I play an instrument too.

Me: What is it?

He/She : Mayonnaise. :)

He/She had the biggest smirk of his/her life. 

Me: Thank god you're not a comedian.