Chapter XXV: Realm War I

Today was the last day I could spend here in the Purple Dimension. I spent as much time with Anna I could, but ultimately, time would ironically catch up with me.

Anna and I were sitting on her bed and she tried a lot of things to try and me to stay here. Begging, sex, wholesomeness, but I really couldn't stay.

Who knows when the Kree will attack?

Every time I tried to argue my case with her, she kept kissing me. I got tired of it and slipped my hands in her pants, and pinched her clit.

"Ow! Okay I'll stop!" She stopped kissing me and started to rub her clit that was stinging.

"Listen Anna, I will give you five years to get another president who will take your place. If you successfully do that, I will take you with me."

She beamed at the idea.

"Fine, you can go." She kissed me again and ran off to get another presidential candidate to take her place.

"I was gonna go anyways." I muttered. I pulled out the Purple Gem and did what I usually do to get back to Earth.

I could've made a portal to Earth, but it was a cool experience using the Purple Gem.

I appeared in the same place I disappeared from for a week. I ran straight into the meeting room and Agamotto locked eyes with me.

"Billy, after you sent Asgard and the Kree a message, they both have been spotted preparing for a war and invasion on Earth. Who should we call to assist us?"

A crazed smile adorned on my face, as I thought of how I was going to Madara Uchiha those silly races.

"Don't call anyone." Everyone in the room was surprised by my nonchalant response.

"Billy, we can't defeat this huge army by ourselves, we'll need help!"

"No Agamotto, you guys can't defeat this army. But I can." His eyes widened as he realized the true mea behind my previous words.

"I know your strong, but do you think that you can take on an entire army of Asgardians and Kree?"

"Yes." He knew he couldn't stop me from fighting this war alone. It wouldn't be that hard really. Odin's old and dying ass isn't gonna come down here and fight me.

His two kids might be down her, but that's it. I can't think of any other good battling Asgardians except Heimdell.

And then the Kree. Is just the Kree, I mean seriously, no one from canon is even born yet, and that might change, because I'm gonna be killing some parents, uncles, and aunts today.

"Fine, if you think you can truly take on this whole army, then do so. I'll round up the sorcerers and we'll hide in the mirror dimension, we'll watch the fight to see if you'll need our help."

"I appreciate the gesture, but I won't need it." Agamotto did what he said he would, and I sat atop the structure, and waited for the war I've brought upon myself.

I had a mixture of uncertainty, but also excitement. I was battle hungry, a feeling I haven't felt since my first Bird War. I opened up my system to see all of the abilities I had at my disposal.

[Host Name: Billy Loomis

Residence: Sudan

Occupations: Savitar's Speedster and The Man of Lightning

Health: Perfect Demigod Condition

Race: Demigod

Age: 541

Base Demigod Height: 6' Foot, 7" Inches (200 Centimeters)

Blaze Fusion Form Height: 8 Feet (243 Centimeters)

Were-Panther Form Height: 7' Foot 5" Inches (225 Centimeters)

Base Demigod Weight: 300 Pounds (136 Kilograms)

Blaze Fusion Form Weight: 3,000 Pounds (1,360 Kilograms)

Were-Panther Weight: 2,000 Pounds (907 Kilograms)

Base Demigod Speed: 250,000 m/s (900,000 KPH/ 559,234 MPH)

Top Drawn Speed: 600,000 m/s (2,160,000 KPH/ 1,342,161 MPH)

Magic Types: Light Magic and Electric Magic

Energies: Electricity

Divinities: Lightning

Blaze Fusion Form Powers: Fire Manipulation, Electricity Manipulation, Lightning Fangs, Lightning Claws, and Dinosaur Communication

Were-Panther Form Powers: Lightning Claws, Lightning Fangs, Electricity Manipulation, and Panther Communication

Host's Abilities: Energy Absorption, Super-Speed, Lightning Fast Healing Factor, Destruction Blasts, Teleportation, Flash-Flight, Immortality, Portal Creation, Dimension Hopping, Psionic Capabilities, Matter Manipulation, Lightning Constructs, and Cosmic Awareness

Armor: Iron Man Mark 50 Armor, Superior Spider Man Suit, The Black Panther Suit, Iron Spider Armor, and Iron Man Model 37

Transformations: Blaze Fusion Form and Were-Panther Form

Resistances: Magic, The Cold, and The Heat

Base Gear and Gear For All Forms: Black Turtle Neck, Black Jeans, Vaulting Boots of Valtorr, Vibranium Shovel, Vibranium Pickaxe, Uru Sword, Vibranium Axe, Diamond Hoe, Star Brand, Goblin Glider, Cosmic Cocoon, and Purple Gem

67,000 ISP]

I didn't quite have a plan, but I memorized my abilities, so I was quite confident in my chances of victory.

I patiently waited for this large army when I felt a gaze on me. I couldn't sense this gaze anywhere around me, so it could only be one person.

'Heimdale.'

*ZZZZZZZ*

A wide beam that held a variety of different colors crashed onto the ground ahead of me. More than 50,000 Asgardian warriors stood before me.

Then, a spaceship even bigger than the beam flew into orbit and pass the atmosphere. The bottom of it had a hatch which opened up. Even more Kree than Asgardians jumped out flew from the hatch and landed next to them.

I jumped off from the top of the building and stared down every single individual there. Unlike what I expected, Thor, nor Loki were here. Didn't matter, they'd get their ass kicked anyway.

They quickly surrounded me, and an Asgardian stepped up from the army.

"That big head was right, you did come here alone. Doesn't matter, it'll be even easier to take this planet." His voice already upset me. He displayed pure arrogance. If all of Asgard was like this, I might have to destroy the place before the events of Ragnarok.

"You misunderstand, I am never alone." My body erupted into electricity and another me appeared. I'll need to name this one too.

This one will be Norman.

The army gave their war cries and they dashed and flew towards me from all directions. I could see the strategy they were using.

The Asgardians would distract me from the ground, while the Kree would be all sneaky and give them aerial support. But when you are speed, nothing escapes my gaze.

I grabbed the arms of Norman and started spinning at high velocity. I threw him into the air and let him have fun with the Kree.

I didn't want to be the only one to have some fun down on the ground, so I summoned Blaze and Bashenga to feast a little.

As soon as I summoned them, they went on a rampage. Since they were in the inventory for so long, their power just slowly continued to increase, but the increase was large, so they could already defeat an Asgardian.

*BOOOM!!*

I took off through the army as time came to a stop. I left a sonic boom in my wake and Asgardians were sent flying. I ran in slow motion through everyone else who was frozen in time.

I swept one's legs, punched another, changed the trajectory of their weapons, kicked them, stepped on them, I did everything I could think of to these people.

The Supreme Intelligence and Odin would learn their lessons for trying to fuck with me.

No one here was leaving alive. Their children shall be orphaned. I will become a menace across all nine realms. My name will be known, and no one will come here to fuck with Earth, because if they do, they will pay with their lives.

I jumped into the air and kicked a Kree towards Norman. He snapped a Kree's neck before turning around and spin kicking the one I threw at him.

I smirked and coated my feet in destruction energy from my Star Brand. I unfroze time and watched my slow descent, speed up rapidly. Chaos ensued between the Asgardians before I even landed.

Crossbow arrows were piercing their comrades, swords were stuck in places that they should never be, and the feeling of hope was leaving their eyes.

*BOOOOOM!*

I landed on top of the head of an Asgardian, his head bursted open like a watermelon. A large wave of destructive energy spread across a 50 mile radius.

Bodies were cut in half, heads were severed, weapons were scattered, and all lives were lost. There was nothing but blood on the previously green grass.

<Clean this up.>

<Alright.>

Blaze and Bashenga started to clean the battlefield and after they did, I let them roam around for a bit, to look for their own kind, possibly to mangle a bit?

The Kree could only watch this play out with horror on their face. If only a single man could do all this damage, what could he do to them?

They all tried to fly away back to the spaceship, but Norman had it covered. I mean it when I say no one is leaving here alive today.

Norman jumped from Kree to Kree and used enough force to crack their skulls after each jumped. For me, it looked like it was raining brain, blood, and bodies.

The last Kree was just about to get away, when a lasso made of lightning wrapped around his ankle. Norman yanked him back.

The force sent the Kree falling straight to the ground. He used a bit too much force, because Norman ripped his leg off.

Norman and I walked up to the man and looked down at him. He was trying to fly away, but he was in too much pain to do it.

"Please! Wait! Let me live! I'll never come ba-!" I crushed his skull before he could finish his sentence. No one, is fucking leaving.

The spaceship started to fly away back to its planet Hala.

"Boost me."

"Got it."

Norman squatted down and held out his hands. I put one foot on his hand and launched straight towards the atmosphere with my other foot. Norman's body vibrated and turned into electricity, which flew up and back into my body.

The spaceship was about to exit the atmosphere. I created a grappling hook from electricity and shot at the space ship. It shot through a department in the spaceship and dragged me into space with it.

I landed into a storage unit in the spacecraft, but thanks to the hole I made, everything in the room was floating and some of it slid out of the hole and into space.

My entrance wasn't too loud, so I'll probably be fine. I phased through the door and silently walked through the spacecraft. I peeked around a corner and saw a control room.

There was only a single man in there, and he was extremely focused on piloting this thing. I vibrated until invisibility and walked behind him.

*Shink!*

I pulled my hand out of his chest and watched his lifeless body fall to the floor. I put the spacecraft on autopilot and searched every room for people to kill, and things to steal.

There were about 10 people still left, and they were very easy to get rid of. The stealing part however, didn't have much to steal. Besides weapons from the original MCU, there wasn't anything else.

I ate everything they had in stock in the kitchen and waited for the spacecraft to land on Hala.

There was another hatch in the back that opened up and I ran through it. I only had one idea in my mind that'll send an even bigger message to everyone in the nine realms.

'This is my planet now.'

I flashed right in front of this large head in a tank.

"I knew you'd come for me, I want to offer you some-"

I unplugged everything that kept him alive in there.

"Wait! What are you doing? I thought you wanted to negotiate?!" I ran back in front of him and watched his life force slowly drain.

"I tried to negotiate at first, but you went to war with me. I think it's too late for negotiating." His eyes closed and the head fell to the bottom of the tank.

I pulled out my Disintegrator Ray and shot the large tank. The Supreme Intelligence, his plugs and wires, and his tank disappeared, leaving nothing but an empty room.

Now, I only had a few things left to do.

'I know most of the people here are innocent. So I'll find the innocents, spare them, and kill the guilty.' So that's what I did. It didn't take long.

A few mind readings and background checks, and I purged this kingdom of any evil.

I went back towards that empty room and held my hand out. Lightning shot out of my hand and a lightning throne manifested in the room, brightening it up.

I walked over to it and sat down, planning out my next plan of actions.

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Canon officially starts after the next chapter. The book shall finally evolve from boring, to less boring!