Mark is Fine

Mark is a good boy.

Mark is running.

Mark is hiding.

Mark is fine.

Mark is a teenage weeb who simply wants his waifu. However, God-chan just doesn't want him to have her, so Mark must resort to "alternative measures."

Mark is flying towards God, each flap of his angelic wings becoming more rushed and anxious, Mark is scared. Has he made a mistake? Has this journey been for nothing?

Mark is finally at God's door. He has come a long way, from being a sad teenage weeb, to a sad teenage weeb hallucinating. Mark must already be dead, right? Is this how Mark's sad life ends? The answer is no.

Mark must return from his soulless slumber, and awaken the mysteries within, that is, if he shall achieve inner prosperity.

"Is that possible?" Is the question. a single question without an answer. With that unknown answer being what Mark needed. Has Mark been lying to himself this whole time? Has he been done for, scrutinized by the holy spirit for existing on his porch?

No.

Mark is not done for. He must walk into that house, and ask for a drink.

Knock Knock

"Who's there?" answers an old man unknowing of who just arrived.

"It's me, your worst enemy."

Mark jumped from his normally stationary position to punch God in the chest. Mark got a very good hit on God, as God was on his knees, calling out for his son to come help him. A yelp Jesus heard, some help that arrived. Jesus flied up into the skies, equipped with the newest model of american tanks. Being Jesus, he gently whispered into Mark's filthy ear.

"You're next."

Mark didn't know that Jesus was just on a killing spree throughout the United States, and so he decided to punch the tanks.

Mark didn't last long.

Mark died at that very moment, realizing he didn't understand his entire existence. Mark had wasted his life, longing for the things he couldn't have. He could've spent his existence being a good person instead of being a nonexistent one.

Why, is this "existence" such a big concept?

Why couldn't he have realized this sooner?

These were all big questions, but ones that couldn't be answered. Mark must march on through the darkness to answer these questions and bring together his soul. And so he did.

He marched on and on, giving thought only to the questions he couldn't answer.

Mark found something.

Mark found a door, in the middle of the darkness. Mark opened the door. Inside, was a world full of magic and opportunity. Will Mark step in, to experience this world, or will he stay out, to find true existence?

Mark decided on the former, as he eagerly hopped in, ready to enjoy this new experience.

Mark is happy.

Mark is fine.