What is up with everybody? seriously!? (I)

As Capt and Yamato met with Gakuto. He was sporting a nice grin as he looked towards them. "Huh? You look happy. Met a girl?" Yamato asked, however instead of answering Gakuto Flexed his muscles instead. "Indeed young ones. I am now in a different league from you." He said confidently making Cap't sigh.

"You keep yammering on day in day out about girls. Adventuring's more fun you know!" He said towards Gakuto making the latter sigh. "You just came back and you already want to go on an adventure?" Yamato shook his head, "Don't bother man. Dude's a lost cause. So tell me more about this chance encounter of yours."

"Heh! That second earthquake happened inside the gym yesterday helped me use my outstanding muscles to help the girl in need." He said confidently. "Coincidentally, I also got her number. I'm different from you peasants." Yamato shook his head once more. "Damn, you're also a lost cause."

As they treaded the familiar path towards their school they met up with Moro. "Sup! Oh! Cap't is back. Where'd you go this time?" As Cap't regailed them his adventures, Yamato found it odd that Kazuko hasn't passed them by as she ran. All of a sudden a gust of wind blew towards their direction and Momoyo dropped down from the sky. "Sup Nerds!" She said as she wrapped her arm around Yamato. "Good Morning Lil Bro. You look dapper today!" Yamato stared at her blankly, "I won't erase your debts you know." Momoyo clicked her tongue. "I'm not here for that! Although... It was a nice try."

She then proceeded to hug Yamato and rub her cheeks with his. "Ohh! You're pretty aggressive today Nee-san. Did no one come and challenge you?" She sighed and soflty slapped him in the back of his head, "Why'd it have to be that? Can't I just dote on my lil bro?" She said as she clung to him. Yamato narrowed his eyes but in the end shrugged his shoulders. Gakuto was shaking, "Damnit all Yamato!!!" Yamato looked towards his livid friend, "Wassup Mr. Popular?"

"Oh? What's this? Care to elaborate?" Momoyo said as she smirked towards Gakuto. "He met a girl." Yamato, Capt, and Moro said at the same time. "Oh? Is she cute? Wanna give me her number?" Momoyo said as she chuckled towards him. "NO! You'd steal her from me." He said in a complete panic.

"It's good that you're self aware." She said making Gakuto scream from the top of his lungs, "Goddamnit! God isn't fair!"

The gang talked about nothing in particular until they say at the foot of the bride two Kuki maids. Stacy and Lee. They were staring at Yamato all red faced making Momoyo frown so she clung to him tighter. "Is it just me or are they staring at us?" Cap't said as she looked at the two maids.

"Uhm, Excuse me." Lee said as she approached them. "Pfft! I'm sorry I couldn't hold it in." Yamato stared at her , "Uhh, what now?" Lee cleared her throat, "Da reports were on... Dairy ports. I found a jumbo journal; It Began "Bounjour Nel." The just desert for the sophomores' softmores... was no dessert." Lee said as she erupted in uncontrollable laughter while maintaining her stoic expression.

"What's happening?" Yamato said. Meanwhile Gakuto was smiling slovenly. Moro and Cap't were shocked still. Momoyo on the other hand was staring at lee all deadpanned.

"Heh... Heh... Heh... What did you think of them?" She said while laughing. Yamato staggered, "Uhh, W-what? What now?"

"What are you fooling around for Lee! Get to work!" Stacy said as she sighed towards her friend. "Alas, The path of the comic is long and perilous." Lee sighed as she stepped back a step. "So? Mind telling us why you're here?" Momoyo said with narrowed eyes.

"Relax Goddess of War, Were here to warn you about an attack on the shopping district yesterday. The assailants excaped but be on the lookout for any suspicious individuals." Stacy said as she sneaked a glance towards Yamato. Momoyo furrowed her brows, "They escaped you guys? The Kuki servant corps?"

Stacy nodded her head, "Yeah, they even managed to sneak past our strongest." Momoyo nodded her head, "I'll cooperate. If someone strong enough could give you guys the slip then, I might actually enjoy fighting them." She said rubbing Yamato's head, "Don't worry though lil bro! I won't leave your side in the mean time!"

Yamato adopted a pensive expression, "Could it be them?" He nodded his head blankly. "Anyways that's all for us." Stacy said. Lee and Stacy then stared at Yamato. "Be careful on your way." Momoyo nodded her head as she dragged Yamato towards the Tama Bridge. The rest followed after.

"Damn! Did you see those girls? They're pretty as hell!" Gakuto said while smiling. "I thought you had a girl?" Yamato chimed. "Nonsense! I respect beauty!" He said, earning him a sigh from everyone. "Anyways, what about you Yamato? What do you think of them?" He shrugged his shoulders, "They're pretty." Earning him a headlock. "You're supposed to say I'm prettier!"

"GUEEEHHH! I give! I give!!!" Yamato said as he tapped Momoyo's hands. She released him but she still clung to him. "Really Nee-san. What's up with you?" However Momoyo opted to ignore him as she hummed playfully.

As they reached the Tama bridge they met up with Koyuki, Aoi, and Jun. "Oh! Good Morn' Yamato!" She said with a beaming smile. "Good Morning Yuki!" She smiled at him and extended her hand with a marshmallow on it. "You want a marshmallow?" She said sweetly. Yamato nodded his head as she fed him the marshmallow herself. "Oh! Good Morning you guys!" Cap't said as he raised his hand. The rest of the gang followed suit as they greeted one another.

"Touma, Inoue, I heard about your dad's last night. I hope they recover soon." Yamato said as he voiced his concern. However the two shook their heads, "Leave it man, those two need to spend some time in the hospital to think about their actions." Jun said as he sighed. Touma smiled, "I appreciate your concern Yamato-kun. How about we talk it over with tea?"

Yamato shook his head, "Nope, I'm good." Touma lughed, "Such a shame." Koyuki then pouted, "No way! I'm gonna spend time with Yamato!" Touma laughed at her antics and patted her head, "yes, yes, Yuki. You will." She giggled as she skipped her steps towards school.