Roshi : You will never know the true power of boobs . Anyway I welcome you to my humble abode , make yourself at home.
He said while still drunk. He stood up and went to the toilet.
Izuna : Hey Madara , isn't that a dead decapitated body. " Izuna pointed to a decapitated man still fresh from blood.
Madara : Shut up brother , I want to live.
Izuna : I've got a plan, we dose sleeping pills to the alcohol then get the fuck out of here.
( Three minutes later )
Roshi : So there I was back to back with Jesus.... never have I seen a man throw a Sandal so fast.
Madara : Are you feeling ok Roshi ?
Roshi : Of course I am , what about your brother
* snore
Madara : ( Damn it , I shouldn't have trusted a drug addict to do the job , I mean he was smoking weed a few minutes ago. )
I woke Izuna up.
Roshi : Give some few minutes please.
Roshi got outside.
Madara : The old man doesn't seem so bad , he is just a lonely old man .
( outside )
Vegeta rose from his dug pit still dizzy.
"Vegeta : Where am I ?
Roshi gets out of the house with his staff.
Roshi : You little shit , who told you to get out of your grave.
Roshi started beating the living shit out of Vegeta
( Meanwhile inside )
Madara : The old man doesn't seem so bad , he is just a lonely old man .
( Outside )
Roshi takes a chainsaw and starts tearing poor Vegeta's limbs .
( Inside )
Izuna : Eh your probably right .
A/ N : There's a fucking mirror behind you and you can't see it or hear the old man committing a murder . Am done with this shit ( Jumps from the 30 story building )
RIP Author .