"I can't focus when I'm hard."

"You're joking right?" 

Dylan firmly held the shower curtain around me, "No, I'm not and please hold the shower curtain, I'm getting very hard now."

My cheeks tinged red, "Could you not be a pervert for once and focus?"

"I'm not being a pervert, my dick basically has a mind of its own." He released the shower curtain from his grasp and for some reason started explaining to me how his dick works.

"Naked girl equals boner, sexy naked girl equals an even bigger boner and-"

"Dylan!" I cut him off.

I grabbed a towel from the shelf and wrapped it around my body. I took a deep breath as I looked at him, "I need you to focus."

"I can't focus when I'm hard," he confessed.

My face got even redder when I noticed the serious expression on his handsome face. I brought my hands to my wet hair, "Well you're just going to have to try and focus while being hard."

I'm literally freaking out and this guy is stressing over a stupid boner.