The Prank

I spend quite a while in the library then proceeded to make sure my master plan works. This shit is what I always wanted.

Later in the evening, I came to the dining hall as the feast will begin in an hour and sat down respectfully on the Gryffindor table. Now I watched and slowly students started pouring in with Ravenclaw with their books in hand, Hufflepuff in groups, Slytherin with their arrogance, and Gryffindor with their pride.

Soon all the teachers joined at their table and all sat down. Fred and George kept glancing at me. "Wait" I vocalized them and we waited. Soon enough dinner was served with each student getting the same plain old English dinner while teachers got what they ordered.

I waited till Quirrell took the first sip of his onion-garlic soup (I still don't get why he loves onions and garlic so much) and immediately retched but not before his face hairs started growing exponentially.

Yeah, I know about Voldyshorts cozying his turban. My plan was to make him suffer so after I separated from twins I started looking for the kitchen. Bless J. K. Rowling that she mentioned that the entrance of the kitchen was in a fruit bowl painting and I just have to tickle the pear in it.

Soon I located the kitchen, two hallway down of great hall but I backtracked back to the twin's cupboard and grabbed Manegro Potion which is a potion used to cause the hair on the drinker's head to grow out rapidly. Soon I was back to the painting and tickled the pear.

Hogwarts kitchen in one word just AWESOME. I have seen several kitchens on TVs but have you seen a room where pots, pans were moving up high in the ground while stirring its contents while many small house-elf was busy tasting the contents.

"Hello" I said and soon enough all their glittering eyes were pointed at me. Soon some of them gather courage and came near me.

"A Student"

"Welcome to the kitchen sir, can we get you anything"

"Hello who are you" I asked looking confused.

"Pommy sir, A house-elf of Hogwarts" she replied "Can we get sir anything"

"Thank you pommy but I was just exploring Hogwarts and stumbled in here" I replied "But can I get onion-garlic soup that Professor Quirrell likes so much in his dinner, I always wanted to try some"

"Sure anything Master ??"

"Jack, Jack Granger Ms. Pommy"

"Sure Master jack just give me a minute" She replied while heading back to the stove. I followed her and soon enough there was a stove that was stirring onion garlic soup in it. Soon Pommmy took a bowl and gave me some of the soup.

"Thank you, Pommy" I replied " I see that everyone is busy so please go back to your work, I will call you if I need anything else"

"Sure Master Jack please call Pommy if you need anything"

As soon as Pommy left, I added all of the Manegro Potion which is by far a lot larger than the normal dose. normally for a prank, only a teaspoon will be enough to grow hair about ten feet long. I finished eating my bowl and complemented Pommy before leaving the kitchen.

Now, looking at Quirrell who is trying to stop his turban from getting off while his beard is growing at an alarming speed was the funniest thing anyone has seen in Hogwarts. I can't stop laughing thinking about Voldyshorts in the turban. If one listens carefully enough they could hear two voices whimpering from Quirrell but everyone was too busy laughing.

Soon several cloves of garlic fell off his turban before he manages to make a run for it. The entire hall was laughing at the situation while Fred and George were busy collecting money from Alicia Spinnet for the bet (They had a bet whether Quirrell have garlic in his turban or not). I could see a little smirk from dumbledore while snape was busy checking his own food. Harry was down on the ground while laughing and soon joined in by Ron. McGonagall was glaring at twins knowing they have a hand in this but couldn't do anything.

Soon the laughter died down and everyone got busy devouring their foods.

"Great Prank Jack"

"How did you pull it off"

"Tell us and we will not charge you anything for the potion"

So I told them how I planned all the things and they were dumbstruck. They never thought that they could use house elf for pranks.

"So it was you, wasn't it" Hermione said while pulling my ear.

" I am sorry Hermione" I replied while trying to get off her grasp. "I promise you I will never do it again"

"Well to late buddy"

"Welcome to the pranking club" The twins replied. I could only give them a glare while trying to cool down the fuming Hermione beside me.

I can only imagine Quirrell shaving his head with Voldemort face on his back..