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Lets fix the galaxy

After Harry fixed his world, he inherited the problems of the galaxy from SG1. Self-insert, as usual, we take a lot of cliches, a bit of self-mockery, and set it loose on the public. Now that all are fifteen, there will be lemons, oranges, limes, whatever citrus fruits I can come up with. Harry/multi. This is the first spin-off from Let's fix the Multiverse. Looking for alien pussy

Jazper_Hemsath · Bücher und Literatur
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11 Chs

We begin with a Big Bang

An: again this is not mine go back to value ones disclaimer which is I'am Harry let's fix this mess all words belong to the original writer.

To make a long story short, Kill a basilisk, claim the spoils and Lordships, and Harry ends up with eleven wives, they aged from thirteen to fifteen in two days, and he hasn't shagged one yet.

When we entered our quarters the girls were pulled aside by the others in the office, a lot of giggling and screams until it suddenly stopped, and all was quiet. Now, this got me worried, if you hear them then nothing is wrong, but if it is silent, you know something is happening. Curious I took a peek in the office.

They are doing it again, bloody hell, it is porn night all over again, sitting around the pensive with a smile on their faces, I just know they are showing what happened in the room of requirement.

For Astoria it should be a speed course sex education, well, maybe she had one already with Screamy mum and dad. I was surprised Astoria was allowed to stay with us, then again, wizards are a strange breed. Reminiscing what happened today at the mansion brought a smile on my face, Basi was awesome, he was everything I hoped for. The talks with the parents went reassuringly well, I expected worse, certainly from the Granger's, their daughter shoved in a harem, is not a parent's dream for their little girl's future.

This is the big difference between boys and girls: If you are a boy, dad says: "Go get them, son, you have to have some experience before marriage." If you are a girl, dad says: "Stay away from my little girl, she will stay a virgin until her second child is born." Yep, dad loses his logic's when his little girl is involved.

A father's nightmare is his little girl coming home, shirt wrongly buttoned and the boyfriend with a look on his face like 'I just shagged your little girl, old man.'

Now I have several fathers-in-law looking at me like that, waiting for the moment to hex me into next week.

Anyway, I hope they didn't learn too much from Hermione, she got me paddled when the two others were distracting me, it was like §I like your pussssy Daphne, let me eat it all o… oow my bloody assss, that hurt.§ After that, I kept distracting her, cause she was eyeing the whip too much for my liking.

We need some books about that topic, if you spend ten years in a cupboard and get smacked around occasionally, it is hard to draw a line of a loving spanking play, and a heavy beating the wife.

And my idea of fun is not getting smacked around, been there, done that and hated it all. If Tracey likes it, that is fine I will happily spank her ass, put clamps on her nipples, blindfold her… I have to stop now, maybe I don't need books after all.

The giggling started again, the lesson is over, since it is almost bedtime, I hope there is practical homework. Tonksie and Hestia came over and sat next to me, "Husband, don't worry anymore, we just learned the spell to them all, we agreed to hold off with the babies until we are eighteen at least, we can have a blast for three years." Tonksie whispered: "Watch out for Astoria, I heard her talking to Hermione about paddles." When I paled, she couldn't hold her laughter anymore, "Husband you are too easy."

"Well, honey you just volunteered for a spanking." and pulled her over my knees slapping her but a few times.

Astoria: "Tonks is getting spanked, husband, you are doing it wrong, you have to lift the skirt, and smack her but with her panty on, then slowly remove them, rub on her but cheeks, slap them a few times, then you go for the pussy, tease the clit with your index finger and put your thumb in her pussy, or you put your index finger in her pussy and your thumb in her ass.

Everyone was looking at the youngest, what the hell are they teaching the kids these days?

Daphne: "Astoria? Where did you learn all that? Have you been reading the slutty books from mum?"

Astoria: "Well, sister after you went to school, I spend a lot of time in my room reading, when mum and dad thought I was in my room, they went lovy dovy all over the house. When I was with aunty they did the same, did you know aunty has specially made handcuffs? And a beautiful collar, with a ring on for a leash."

Flora: "Mum has those too, and rings at the wall to be tied on to."

"It seems the youngest know the most, anyway it is bedtime for me, night girls"

Hermione: "for us to love, we will be right there." I stripped down to my boxers and went in bed, in my mind going over all the things I have to do tomorrow, like visiting the centaurs, informing them about the spider hunt, Sirius Black, no need to neuter him but… no I will go easy on the dude, eleven years in Askaban is no picnic. Dumbledore will have a visit though, I will tell him where his painting going to end up, I first thought about Myrtle's toilet but I can't let the girl suffer, so it is the thestrals dung pit.

The girls came in… Now I was glad my eyesight was 20/20, all in skimpy undies, some nervous some living it up, well mostly me nervous, sexy wife coming to bed is great, eleven sexy wives coming to bed made me thinking about the stamina potions. It was the twin's turn to lay by my side, nestling to my sides, their hands going south which made little Harry happy, Hermione took control and pulled the sheet back, "Tonks and Hestia can you show it to us again?"

Yep, little Harry was happy.

Waking up was a happy occasion, cuddled between the twins, when everyone was awake, Luna asked: "Are you going to Gringotts today husband? The Peverell vault? What did you see in there?"

"This is going to be a long story, honey, this is from my memories of that old guy.

About seventy million years ago in a galaxy a few million light-years away from here there was a race of aliens, looking a lot like us. They evolved over ten million years into two factions, a science one and a religious one. Both discovered that there is a higher plane of existence, and if you can shed your flesh body and evolve in an energy form you can live forever.

The religious faction was first to evolve, their leaders heavily cheating with sacrificing their believers.

Instead of helping others evolve, the few that did, began eradicating the people who were on the verge to evolve.

Slowly the science faction was hunted down, the society degraded from highly technological to a state of pre-industrial. The priests were given special powers to do miracles in the name of Origin or Ori

With a false promise that they to can evolve at the end of their life.

A small science force made a run for it and left their home galaxy, hunted by the Ori. With a lot of detours, they arrived in this galaxy here fifty million years ago. They colonized this galaxy, made big science break troughs, to make interstellar travel easy.

A network was created of stargates, that created a wormhole to connect two distant planets to each other, so you could cross the galaxy with one step through the portals. I am told apparating is almost the same principle.

They to began to evolve, but because the Ori abuses their power, they made a law of no intervention to the lower plain. Eventually, they made the earth their capital planet. With big city's, even capable of spaceflight.

Alien races were discovered, the four biggest formed an alliance, the Alterans, the oldest and gate builders, The Nox, a peaceful race with great mental capacity's, the Asgard a friendly race technologically evolved, and the Furlings, these are a more warrior race, mind you not a warlike race.

Seven million years ago a plague appeared. Some suspected the Ori, it was designed to be incurable for the Alterans, it was decided to leave this galaxy, they took their resources with them or dismantled them. Their capital ship was named Atlantis. That had some gasps from the girls.

They left somethings because some became hermits on uninhabited planets. They send a pulse to eradicate most of the human life and seeded it again before they left.

In the Pegasus galaxy, they found a new home, they rebuild their society and called themselves Lanteans, concentrating more and more on evolving, ascending is a better word for it, and became laxer in their government, the Lanteans were so much more technologically developed than other races, the threat of one race was neglected until it was too late, the wraights are an insect cross mutation with a Lantean, sucking the life force from their victims, leaving only a dry old husk.

They developed spaceflight, and somehow began multiplying like crazy, starting a war with the Lanteans for supremacy. The Lanteans were weakened by neglect and their top scientist ascending.

Ten thousand years ago the war was about lost, they again removed most of their technology, only leaving some behind. Most of their people had learned to ascend.

The high council decided to sink their last cityship, Atlantis to the bottom of the ocean, faking its destruction and anchored it at the ocean bottom, a couple of thousand people decided to move to this galaxy again. Meaning this earth

After that, a lot ascended some mingled with the population, started to live among them, because of their highly developed body's most became telekinetic and telepathic and strong in the mind arts. The children took their traits and gave them through to their descendants who we now cal wizards and witches.

Now here we are, Alteran/Lantean with a seventy million years history, becoming a society that is trying to hold on to values from three hundred years ago. Not even believing we are capable of reaching the moon."

Hermione: "How do you know this? Is there any proof to this?"

"In the Peverell vault, there are items I recognize, there are also the memories from the old man, our history was written in books, Stargate was a TV show and a movie that starts at 1994. If this is real, I have to stop the US military to go through the Stargate, they end up killing one of the main leaders of an evil faction, and set us up as a threat to their rule. Their policy is: if a world not under their rule becomes too modern, they fly their spaceships over them and bomb them back to the middle ages.

And proof? Well the Lanteans developed something like sharing their essence, I think it is sharing their magic as we did a while ago, I think with it I can share some knowledge I have with you all. Do you want to try it?"

Hermoine: "is it dangerous?"

"I don't think so, why don't we try it with one, if it works we add more until everybody is connected?"

Tracey: "I go first." "I think it is better to go to the bathroom first, this can take a while."

After ten minutes everybody was ready, I lay on the bed, "I will spread my magic ready to invite everyone in, Tracey first, she will give a signal if it is ok to join, enter one at the time."

Spreading my magic all over the girls, I felt Tracey connect, reaching out to her I embraced her and pulled her in, suddenly I could hear her voice in my head, "Master can you make some lights please?"

With a thought light appears me and Tracey naked on an open floor, could this be a mindscape from occlumency? With a thought, my mansion appeared, "This is better Master, clothes please?"

"Why don't you try to create some? It should work."

Bam! I was dressed like an actor in a gay porn movie, black leather, spikes allover, a collar in my hand for my pet, and a paddle in my other hand. Maybe, just maybe it was a better idea to do it myself.

Tracey stood there, cat women outfit in leather, sexy like hell asking for her collar.

"That is for later love, come here I want to try something," we moved in closer, I took her head in my hands and pressed our foreheads together, I concentrated on the Stargate show and tried to project it to Tracey, bit by bit. After a while, I stopped. "Are you ok Tracey?"

Tracey: "that was a lot in a couple of seconds, you have to reduce the amount of information, I know the show now, goa'uld are some kind of little snake parasites nestling on the human brainstem, I saw Atlantis and Destiny. Master, if Tonks and Hestia share their knowledge about their owls and newts then we can have an easy vacation instead of cramming it all in the normal way."

"My pet you just deserved a special evening with everything you desire, signal the others in."

With a happy face Tracey signaled the next one, I felt Susan connecting, I pulled her in, she looked at her naked body, then at me, jumped in my arms and said she loved me while telling her I loved her to Tracey put clothes on Susan, the theme today is sexy bondage leather. Susan examined her outfit compared it to Tracey's, concentrated and made Tracey's nipples bare, and put some clamps on them.

"Concentrate Sue, I will put some memories in." Repeating my action and putting the series in with a bit more care.

Susan: "That is so lifelike, is this really going to happen?" "Not if I can help it change."

I motioned to send the next one in Tonksie came in saw me in gay pimp clothes and started to laugh. Frowning I concentrated and she got a pink tutu with a glowing tiara, showing daddy's little girl, in her hand a pink wand that sprayed sparkles. Before this could escalate I asked Tracey for an outfit for Tonksie. Sexy Tonksie was happy with her outfit, it both screamed dangerous and bloody hot. The memories transfer went better, I pulled Daphne in who jumped me… it was Astoria, it was harder to keep them apart, a sexy outfit later I transferred the memories. Stunned about the story and technology she sat down to process the data.

I pulled Daphne in who jumped me… yep this time it was Daphne, she got the skimpy schoolgirl outfit, a skirt so short you could mistake it for a belt. A shirt that almost popped her boobs out and knee-high socks, someone has read some manga. Hestia got beachwear, a very skimpy bikini just covering her bits. Luna also got a bikini, she concentrated a bit and changed it into a monokini. The twins in a sexy leather outfit also with a collar and leash, they were happy with it, Hannah was the schoolteacher type tight clothes, shirt buttoned open, a split on both sides high up.

Hermione came in, saw the outfits, gave herself some high heels, an open panty and a nipple-free bra. She shrugged "my parents are nudists, so I have no problems with being naked." When everybody had their memories analyzed, I shared what was stored in the Peverells vault.

It was a chair like the one in the antarctic, and a knowledge repository, also a lot of ZPM's I was already counting one for the antarctic chair, three for Atlantis, and one for a shipyard.

Hermione: "can you process seventy million years of knowledge? That colonel had a hard time with it."

"Maybe store it in my mindscape? In compartments? I can try it now with Tonksie and Hestia, storing Runes, potions, arithmancy, and Auror training, what do you think Hestia and Tonksie?"

Hestia: "let us try one course, runes, or potions." she came to me and pressed her forehead to mine pouring the knowledge in, it went everywhere before I could guide it in a compartment, I also got trivial information from classes and interactions with other students, I had to clean a lot of it before it could be used. The knowledge of runes became clear, the different types, different alphabets, use at ward-stones and so on.

Tonksie approaches, "only runes love concentrate only on the knowledge of runes." Tonksie pressed her forehead against mine, this time I am prepared, I was standing in the compartment the knowledge was supposed to be stored in, it poured in, more recognizable because I have knowledge of it now, she put some masturbation sessions in it with her alone and with Hestia, naughty. Those memories are going in a special compartment, after I sifted through the memories I made a copy of both and combined the copy's into one whole, the memories of their textbooks combined with the practical exercises began to make more sense.

I motioned Hermione over and pressed our heads together, carefully I transferred the combined knowledge over. Feeling naughty a masturbation session with Hestia and Tonksie slipped in too.

Hermoine took a few minutes to process the runes, made a blackboard appear and started to write an exercise of newt level while Tonksie and Hestia looked stumped at it.

Tonksie:" that is an extra exercise for newt students as a challenge to resolve it for extra credit, I didn't do it and Hestia neither, I asked."

"I combined both the memories, also with combining the memories of the pages, it becomes more clear. Do you want the combined one back?" "Yes please," Now it was my turn to be naughty, and I put my memory of our meeting at the Tonkses where I was on the ground, looking up their skirts, along with the runes memory." a few minutes going over the memories, and both stood next to Hermione drawing runes.

"A few problems are needing to be solved, first does every girl have a mindscape too? Or does everything have to pass through me? And for better results, we need more participants, or we need to study up and combine again. Do I make sense? And is it possible to pull an outsider into my mindscape?

This is very invasive, we are linked in our minds, you can practically see who and what I am in here.

Now everyone gets their rune package, too bad Missy is dating head boy, she is a smart one."

Distributing the runes was fast, the girls made themselves at home and lay down on the couches while processing the runes.

"Did anyone noticed the time we were in here? It is about time to leave my head."

Reluctantly they withdrew themselves. Tracey was last, she dispelled our clothes and jumped in my arms. "You are the best, My Master, I love you." whispering in her ear "I love you to my lovely pet, we will share each other more."

Finally alone in my head I felt a bit lonely, I woke up with the girls staring at me, I grinned and said: "We are going to shake the world. How much time did we spend in my head? Dobby? Do you know how long we lay in here?"

Dobby: "Master Harry, after Mistress Moine closes her eyes, only a minute."

So when everyone is in, time speeds up, which makes starting up and exiting need to be done faster.

"Anyone tired or dizzy from the runes? You do remember them, yes? Let's get ready and go to our office and try them out, Dobby, ask Taffy for some Potter books of runes newt level and master level. Now we go shower."

We had a half-hour before breakfast, Hermione, Tonksie and Hestia were the fastest with the new knowledge, while the rest of us started to process it from the start and working our way up, it was clear Hermoine has a photographic memory, total recall is nice but you have to know how to use the knowledge.

At Breakfast the three were still talking about the new rune knowledge, pulling Missy along in the conversation, baffling her with their expertise. She asked me: "Do I need to tutor them, or will they tutor me?"

"It is complicated Miss Harper, but we need a soundboard to test our knowledge on, and you are perfect for it, you are very smart and young enough to make us feel comfortable with you, instead of an older person who would be pushing more his ideas down our throats."

After a bit Luna was throwing her take on the runes in the group, followed by Tracey and Daphne. The others were happy to listen and compare what they hear to the knowledge already processed.

Luna: "if we combine everything we learned by watching our parents, our husband is going to be very happy." I was drinking juice when Luna made her comment, so I sprayed it over the table. Learning from up the bum? Paddle dad and bondage mum? Screaming dad and mum? Sucking mum and 69 dad or nudist couple, or nipple clamp aunty, not to mention a crazy death-eater couple, if they pour those memories in my head, I might need a lobotomy.

Well, I need to go to the centaurs first to warn them.

After breakfast I took a walk into the forbidden forest, alone, I knew the way roughly, so I made a lot of noise until I felt them surrounding me, yeah right, like a horse can do stealth. Let's troll them a bit.

"Mars was red this week, changes are coming to the herd."

Centaur: "What can a human know about the stars?"

"Well for one, Mars is a planet, not a star, and she is always red, she is also named the red planet."

Horse-boy was fuming, holding his bow in hand, ready to shoot the insulting foal, meaning the foal is me.

Horse-boy: "What are you doing in our forest little wizard?"

"Well thank you for sharing this forest with us, I always heard you considered this forest your property, but now that you said our forest I am happy."

Horse-boy: "No this is our property!"

"I know, I never heard of such a selfless herd, like yours, you have my respect."

Another horse butted in, "Control yourself, Bane, it is shameful to get baited by a foal. Child, what is your name and purpose in this forest?"

"My name is Lord Harry Potter, for the moment I rule Hogwarts, and came to inform you of a hunting party next week in here." That got them on their back legs.

Horse what's his name: "You came to tell you to come to hunt here? On us?"

"Well mister what's your name, I came to inform you we are going to hunt in here, I never said hunting you, if we were I wouldn't tell you, that is asking to get killed isn't it?"

Horse what's his name: "My name is Magorian, leader of the herd. We will defend the unicorns with our lives." Leader of the herd he. Does he get to fuck all the mares? Maybe I ask him for advice, you know stamina-wise, do the other stallions have to watch? Comment on the side, take notes until they are the leader? We are drifting off-topic here, let us get back on track.

"Who in their right mind would want to hunt unicorns? Are you naffing crazy? No, next week I will escort a Goblin hunting party in here, and before you get on your rear legs again, it is to hunt and exterminate the acromantula nest. Hagrid is going to search for a new job, and I want to ask you to manage the forest yourself, if you know of other nasty creatures that don't belong in the forest let us know, the goblins are eager to blood their young."

Magorian: "It will be a great boon to see these spiders removed, we asked for years to cull that nest but were never allowed."

"The Goblin warriors are bringing their young to blood them in battle, it is an opportunity for their young to get their first kill against a big prey, all we ask from you is to guard the escape routes so every spider gets killed. Is next Thursday or Friday good for you?"

Magorian: "It is good, either day will do for us, you have our gratitude."

"I will send my friend Dobby with the right day and hour of our arrival."

Now I have to get out of here or they are going to name a horse after me… dammed I forgot to ask what they are eating, hay or people food. Nope, I am not going to ask a mare how they give blowjobs, it is kind of hard to picture how to get down there.

At Gringotts Skullbasher and Skullcleaver were on duty again, it was like they knew I was coming.

"Well met warriors, let us on Thursday blood your young, to bring honor to the nation, and galleons in my vault." A good one even if I say so myself.

Skullcleaver: "Thursday it is then basiliskslayer, we surround them at night and attack before first light. We can see perfectly in the dark." They already have a battle plan, good for them.

"I leave it in your capable hands then, good hunting."

Inside at Blooddagger, I asked who owns the wireless, and on how many channels they broadcast. If possible I want to own it too. Media control is essential. I told him I need to visit the Peverell vault and be there for a couple of hours, I will let Dobby warn them if I need a ride back up.

"May we have no more enemies left and our vaults filled to the rims."

At the vault, I motioned goodbye to the driver and entered, the door closed behind me, I sat down on the floor and prepared for a big download, if that thing shoved seventy million years of knowledge and history in my head I had to prepare a supermassive hall with seventy big rooms divided in different category's, Military, science, medicine, art and a dozen other concepts I could come up with. Making sure I had a place for the overflow to go to, I think I am ready, I equipped the Hallows and stood up.

First I went to the Grimoire, it was expecting me.

Good day descendant,

Your arrival has been foretold,

A descendant from not only me but also from Moros and Ganos Lal better known as Merlin and Morgana, this was Moros first option to save the galaxy's, if you have overcome the light and the dark evils in your world, if you failed to come here on time, there is another place he has put for normal humans to get the knowledge if their technology is raised enough. It is in a place now called Glastonbury Thor, how to get in there will be known to you shortly.

The rest of this Grimoire is written in Lantean, you need the repository to download the knowledge, Moros has foretold you are prepared, only descendants with a capacity of 75% or more can download this safely.

First, go sit in the chair, it will measure you, black is incompatible, white is perfect.

As the last thing, I want to apologize for all the problems we left behind for you to clean up.

Get your knowledge and do whatever you want with it. It is your birthright.

Ambrosius Peverell

Father of Antioch, Cadmus and Ignotus

Here goes nothing I thought when I sat down in the chair. I put my hands on the gel packs and the chair activated, my mind made a connection and a hologram activated, first this vault, then the Nation, Britain, Europe, the world, zooming out as wide as I could I reached twenty light-years around the earth. Well, this needs a place at home, it is better than the cinema. The measuring started, it went up to milky white, a rough guess it was between 80% and 90%, so I was safe, thanks to the elves, remind me to give them a bonus.

Leaving the chair I went to the repository and presented my head to it, the thing grabbed my head and shoved the knowledge inside. The ass hole who invented this crap device needs a kick under his ass. I am pretty sure he ascended. Even with my 80%, it hurt like hell.

I sat back in the chair processing it all.