Pre-awkwardness

The rest of Sunday was pretty calm, King and I had some snacks and then we chilled in the living room. He was acting kind of weird but I brushed it off.

Boys are gonna do what boys are gonna do.

I felt like something was bothering him though, he was pretty frantic and there was a knot in his pants, which instantly made me nervous looking at it.

"King are you alright? You seem a little out of it today." I said. He was fidgeting as if the need to move was driving him.

"I'm fine Emmeyln," Ok, he's only said my name twice before, he usually calls me Perky or Perk. Now I know something isn't right.

"Alright, why don't we watch My Little Ponies?" I reached over him and grabbed the remote, as soon as our arms brushed he froze completely.

"Okay, obviously somethings up. Do I need to text Miria and John for this one?" He'd never reacted so rigidly to my touch.

"No!" He screamed, "No, I'm fine, I'm just uh- having a little trouble," He glanced down at the knot in his pants and my heart immediately hitched, for one, the knot was slightly bigger now and secondly my feminine parts responded to it in ways I did not like. I tried to ignore it before but now the problem was being addressed head-on.

I'd make a penis joke but now it's just not the time.

Ah, who am I kidding? It's always the time to make penis jokes.

"I uh- think you should… uhm, fix that," I quickly pointed to it and curled my finger up.

"Yea, I- uh, I'm gonna go…" He got up to leave and so did I shortly after.

Welp, now I have a funny story to share with my daughter about my first situation involving a man's reproductive organ.

I went back to my room and on the way, I saw a maid. I asked her if she could bring me a couple of boxes of sweets. I didn't like when my feminine parts responded to anything I didn't want too and usually food makes it better.

I've tried other things like watching an innocent kids' show or splashing my face in cold water, but nothing seems to work as well as food and that's what I resided in.

She quickly delivered me the boxes of sweets King got for me on… that day, and I munched down.

On my 15th cupcake, the tingle I felt was gone and I was just enjoying cavity-fuel when I got a text.

I opened my phone and it was a text from King.

[I'm so sorry about what happened] The text read, it was the most grammatically accurate text I'd ever gotten from King. It's not like we talked all that often though.

[It's cool, I know that happens at random times, like when you wake up in the morning] I texted back. True it made me feel awkward but it was random and he couldn't control it… or could he? Maybe he was thinking of someone and that's why that happened. Ooh, I'm intrigued.

[Actually, nvrm, I'm pissed! How could you?! >:(] I texted.

[If you tell me who you were thinking about then maybe I won't be pissed…? Unless it really was random] I texted, hoping it wouldn't be the latter. I'd like, totally tease him to pieces and tell the whole Kingdom about it.

[Nah, it was random] I read his text.

"Mhm," I hummed, not believing him at all. I mean, come on! That's never happened before! Never! At least not when we hung out.

[Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure ;)] I giggled and closed my phone and turned back to my ecstasy of treats.

I don't know if ecstasy is sexual or not, I just read it in one of my favorite steamy romance novels.

I eat while I read those, of course.

Anyway, somehow my mind wandered to how I never actually looked at pictures of Kelling to see how in love they were, I just read articles and got pissed.

I opened my phone, opened Safari, which was at the bottom of a google page filled with things about me and King, and searched King and Kelly images and then turned to the actual images page and clicked the first one.

He and Kelly were- Ouch!

I slapped my phone out of my hand. Okay me, I deserved that. I should probably not be obsessing over King's greatest feat, so instead, I turned to YouTube to watch BBH and Skeppy flirt.

Their flirting is so cute and I always wished to have a friendship like that where I could be shameless but still wholesome, but I think it'd be easier to do that over a blocky sandbox game rather than in real life.

So while I tingle with jealousy of what they have, I don't really want it for myself. It's nice to watch/hear people do it though.

After my 3 minute video, courtesy of Toxic Me, I played 'Dancing with a Stranger' for an hour then decided to take a bath… again.

I put on a white cami and a bra, much to my dismay, and shorts a little higher than mid-thigh.

Then, an image of King's 'problem' popped into my head and I thought I probably shouldn't be wearing something so skimpy in case I'm called down for dinner, but then I thought that's what I put the bra on for and plus, this isn't the first time he's seen me in short shorts and a cami so he should be fine right?

Right.

I scrolled through my TikTok feed waiting for dinner to be served so I could stuff my face like the cute little pig I was.

Then Jessie came in, saving me from starving, and told me that dinner was ready.

"Oh, but Miss, Mr. and Mrs. Manchester are having a night in, please don't be worried about them," Jessie informed me and I nodded but now I realized being in skimpy clothes after a guy having a 'problem' with his parents around is one thing, but it just being us after his recent 'problem' is a whole nother. Earlier was only pre-awkwardness, this was going to be pure awkwardness.