<Huh...did not expect them to divide the party that way...I figured they'd go with their hearts more than heads on this one.>
=Not everyone thinks as emotionally as you, old friend.=
<Old fri-wait...is that old friend in the same way Bert and Ernie are "old friends" or like Wukong Bull King?>
=Yes.=
<Hah! >
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"Pardon me, but is this seat taken?"
"No, but f-uhhh..."
"Whoa, who's the lady?"
"Don't know but she's prettier than any prostitute I've hired before. Same with the guy."
Victor was all set to tell these sudden newcomers to screw off so he could sit in peace, he did not expect the newcomers to be so godsdamned pretty.
"Oh, I'm sorry I didn't know these-"
"No no no!," Victor said in a hurry while waving his hands, "feel free to take up those seats if you wish."
"Oh. Good."
"Thank you."