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Journey to the West: Sun Wukong's Advice System

Sun Wukong awoke to the Advice System at Magic Square Mountain, connecting his consciousness to Zhihu. As long as he took suggestions from netizens, he could obtain various rewards. At first, all he sought was immortality, but once a bunch of savvy netizens started offering a myriad of suggestions, his future began to warp. "I'm Sun Wukong, been at Magic Square Mountain for seven years, and the ancestral master still won't teach me the path to immortality—what should I do?" "I’m Qin Shi Huang himself. Hurry up and wire me some money." "Thanks for the invite; I'm in the States, just got off the plane. I suggest you definitely learn all the Heavenly Guards and Earthly Fiends!"

Six senses are disappointing · Ost
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363 Chs

Chapter 57 New Ideas

Sun Wukong secretly followed Tufu Xingjun to the Fragrant Attire Hall, only to find that the rascal was merely having a clandestine meeting with a fragrance-handling jade maiden named Bai Huaxiu, and then he saw plenty of hugging and snuggling scenes.

"Holding each other like they're holding babies, what's the fun in that?" Sun Wukong wondered.

Fortunately, though the two were like dry tinder meeting a fierce flame, they didn't catch fire, otherwise he really couldn't bear to watch.

Then he heard Tufu Xingjun say, "After all, this is the Heavenly Holy Realm, we shouldn't ruin its harmony."

Bai Huaxiu, holding him regretfully, complained, "It's only you who follows the heavenly rules, turning a jade maiden into a maid of desire."

Tufu Xingjun's lust flared up again, and after randomly groping around a bit, he stopped to gasp for air, "Recently someone died in the heavenly court, things are tense, we better keep quiet, let's not meet again to avoid a serious sin."