67. Killer Queen Part VIII ~Kira, Like a Queen, is ...

Finn and Jake came from Earth AT-1278. One thousand years before his birth, during the 1980s in the midst of the Soviet-American Cold War, Russia was nuked by the United States. However, the mutagenic energies and a breach in the space-time continuum because of that bomb caused a large pit the scrape the mantle. These energies brought dark matter and god particles to enter the former continent of Australia as it soon became the Land of Ooo.

In the early years of the land, the remaining humans were hunted by creatures called Vampires who found this a time of advantage. They fed on the remaining humans in the Land of Ooo. Fearing the mutants around them, the humans retreated to an island in the south.

A thousand years later, a human who survived a chain of events that caused him to be stranded in a forest near a beach was taken in by two Mutant Dogs who migrated from the Crystal Dimension to the Land of Ooo. He was raised along with his adoptive brother, who was half shapeshifter for very complicated reasons.

The two lived in a treehouse and battled villains for years... an Ice Wizard who became their ally, kinda... an Interdimensional Cosmic Monster, a King of Demons, a Cosmic Overlord Planet Eater, the Vampire King, his own mother who became a computer app that can control a whole island of humans, four Elementals of Candy, Slime, Fire, and Ice, a Candy Dictator, and a Cosmic God of Discord.

After years of fighting like heroes, Finn Mertens and Jake the Dog had grown up to become greatly respected heroes who are feared by all evil in the Land of Ooo... but one day...

Finn and Jake are shown to be watching the sunset.

Finn sighs.

"What's wrong, buddy?" asked Jake.

"Don't you think it's time for us to... I don't know... take a break?" asked Finn.

"Yeah? How long?" asked Jake.

"I dunno... The rest of forever?"

Jake sighs and turns to Finn.

"Sure, Finn," said Jake.

"But, don't you think the Universe will punish me by forcing me to go somewhere I don't wanna and I'd have to help people against my will?" asked Finn.

"Finn, I don't think the Universe is cruel enough to control your fate that way," said Jake. "You gotta write your own story, man. Live your own life... Eat your own sandwiches! Roll your own barrels to your own fate!"

Suddenly, a scientist appears before them from Universe C-137.

"HEY!!! YOU TWO!!! YOU WANNA GO TO A GODDAMNED ADVENTURE!!!?" asked the scientist. "BECAUSE YOU'RE FATED TO BECOME A PAIR OF HEROES IN THIS WORLD YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO ENTER IN!!! AND YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT, SO IF YOU'RE PLANNING TO RETIRE, SORRY!!!"

Finn turns to Jake and frowns at him.

"Okay... What are you recruiting us f-?" asked Finn.

"SHUT UP!!!" said the scientist who moved drowsily. "You're gonna go on an adventure because I broke my portal gun... Okay? That's literally the only reason why you're entering this world... because I broke my portal gun... n-no other reason...Just warning you, okay? Tell the others to come to find me if you want to bring back yourselves to your original dimensions!You guys are pretty important because I was paid to help you. I MEAN!!! Because I am... 'obliged'... because it was my portal gun."

"How long do we do this job for?" asked Jake.

"Somewhere along the lines of the rest of forever," said Rick.

Finn facepalms.

"Oh... Uh... Okay? What's your name?" asked Finn.

"Rick Sanchez-..."

*Voong*

Finn and Jake had disappeared.

"Welp..." said Rick. "Kars owns me twelve bucks, now."

Rick then drinks from a flask and walks away. "I heard there's a hot piece of bubblegum and a vampire queen who are a couple around here. I heard that they're a couple. I might swing by their house when I'm bored."

The Fusion and the Crusaders run toward Koko Kawajiri's house. Spongebob and Patrick cling onto Josuke's pants pocket.

"DAMN IT!!!" shouted Miguel. "I told them to not make any noises during the stakeout!"

"It's okay, Miggy," said Anne. "We just have to make sure that we get there on time."

Finn uses Time Adventure to try and punch Sheer Heart Attack. This doesn't work, as the two make a run for it.

Jake turns his body so hard that it's comparable to titanium and turns his fist into a blade. He then tries to break Sheer Heart Attack.

Instead, his hand shatters. He heals up a new one.

"Look over here," said Sheer Heart Attack.

"We have to get to her apartment and attack the User!" shouted Finn.

"What does that mean!?" asked Jake.

"We have to deck Kira in the halls!" shouted Finn.

Jake swallowed Finn and leaped to her apartment. He crashed into her bedroom and lifted the sheets.

Only pillows are underneath the sheets.

"What!?" asked Finn.

"Maybe we should check if she's in the mattress and is hiding there," said Jake.

Jake enlarges his fist and smashes the mattress.

"Nope. No blood" said Jake.

Suddenly, a kid is launched out from a portal behind them.

It's the gothic kid from two chapters ago.

"Hey!" shouted Jake. "You're the guy who Gumball bumped into and summoned Lucifer!"

"Huh!? AH!!! TALKING DOG!!!" he shouted.

"You're the first person to realize that Jake's a real dog," said Finn. "Who are you?"

"You're, like, in cahoots with Kawajiri!" shouted the gothic kid. "Like... Smoke Bomb!"

He throws an egg on the ground as smoke comes out of it. He visibly runs away.

The two chase after him downstairs, but see that he had disappeared.

"Huh..." said Finn. "He actually disappeared."

"Look over here..." said Sheer Heart Attack.

*click*

"MUDA!!!" shouted Time Adventure, punching the ground as some rubble flew up and blocked the bomb.

The explosion was massive, however.

But...

They're already gone, but there's a massive hole in the wall.

"I don't think I blinded it," said Finn. "Mr. Reaper said that this tank's ability has something to do with heat."

"What if it can only attack stuff that emits heat?" asked Jake.

Time Adventure then grabs some wood and makes a fire.

"MUDA MUDA MUDA!!!" shouted Time Adventure, making the fire.

*click*

"JAKE!!!" shouted Finn.

Jake grabs Finn as he elongated his legs and used stilts to walk away.

*click*

*shoo*

*BOOM*

"Jake... I have an idea!" shouted Finn.

"Yeah?" asked Jake.

(I chose this song for Finn and Jake because I like it and I think it matches their personalities well)

(theme begins)

"Remember that time when we made a truck with Bananaman and filled that magic stuff in that truck? Remember how it blew up with flames all over it?" asked Finn.

"Yeah?" asked Jake.

The two look down and see multiple cars.

The two look at each other once more.

Jake takes a match out of Finn's backpack.

"Okay... Mr. Reaper gave me this just in case... How does it work?" asked Finn.

Jake rubs the match on the side of the box.

*ssssss*

*hissssss*

Jake used several arms from his body to open all the oil tanks in the cars around them.

Jake then lights several matches and throws them into the oil tanks.

*hiss*

*BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM-*

"What time is it?" asked Jake.

"IT'S ADVENTURE TIME!!!" shouted Finn, as he and Jake caused mass destruction.

Empty trucks, empty cars, empty motorcycles, and all the vehicles exploded just to distract Sheer Heart Attack.

"Is that enough?" asked Finn.

"Probably," said Jake.

Sheer Heart Attack then shot the vehicles one by one.

*click*

*shoo*

*BOOM*

The flames went larger. The flames burned everywhere.

"That's odd..." said Kira, checking her watch. "They should be dead by now."

Kira is back to her original form from Part III.

"Ow!" she said. "My hand felt a rather sharp pain... It feels... hot... I'm sweating... AH!!!"

"It seems I have to retrieve Heart Attack," said Yoshiko.

(theme ends)

Meanwhile...

"Crusaders, Fusion... Stay back..." said Miguel.

Dinosaurs are still shown running around town. They seem to be completely passive and tend to avoid hurting anyone.

Miguel turns right.

"Wait! Mr. Reaper! It's this way!" shouted Gumball.

"This is a closer route," said Miguel.

The others followed.

"Why don't you just fly at the speed of light or whatever?" asked Gumball.

"Sheer Heart Attack is nearby. If I leave you now, you'd be defenseless," said Miguel. "Oh... and it's because she has three Stands."

"WHAT the WHAT!?" asked Gumball.

"Then grab each of us and get us there," said Darwin.

"That will have to make me transform to my Bites the Dust form. I'd lose stamina for the fight, and I'd be left defenseless," said Miguel. "I don't have enhanced stamina like an... old friend of mine."

Anne's eye quiver.

Miguel sees Anne carrying Gabrielle.

"YOU BROUGHT THE BABY!?" asked Miguel to Anne.

"Huh?" asked Anne. She looks down. "Jedan! I told you to take care of her!"

"Ms. Kuta, you immediately grabbed Gabrielle and ran off to follow the team," he replied.

"Jedan, take Gabrielle and hide her nearby," said Miguel.

Jedan nods and uses his molds to create a mold gauntlet and wall-climb to the top of a small building.

"Okay... that takes care of that," said Miguel.

Suddenly, the team meets against...

Sheer Heart Attack.

"Look... over... here..."

Now...

*step step step step*

Kira faced Finn and Jake who woges into a Nekomata.

"Huh..." said Finn. "So you're a Cryptid."

She purrs silently.

"Hello, Finn the Human and Jake the Dog," she said softly.

Finn uses Time Adventure.

"MUDA!!!" shouted Time Adventure, but Killer Queen blocked his attack and beats Finn's face.

Killer Queen then strangles Time Adventure, immobilizing it.

"Finn!" shouted Jake. Jake barked at her and turns his fingers into tentacles to try and strangle her.

*click*

*BOOM*

*SPLAT*

Jake, now just a dismembered head, slowly heals himself from his injuries. He grunts in pain.

Kira then grabs Finn's hair and jabs his neck, causing him to spit out blood.

"I honestly didn't think that two cartoon characters from a kid's TV show could cause so much trouble," she sighed.

Time Adventure is still being strangled by Killer Queen, so Finn still cannot move.

Kira then grabs his hair once more and this time bashes his face into the pavement.

*splat splat splat splat crack*

She woges back to her original form.

With his nose and face bleeding, Finn tries to mutter some words, but instead, gargles blood.

He trembles in pain, and he feels awful.

Kira stared at Finn, cruelly grinning.

She then french kisses him as Finn loses his breath and suffocates. She moans softly.

Finn turns red and pushes her away, as he coughed a few times. The cough caused him to spit large amounts of blood.

She licked her lips.

"I always loved the taste of my kill's blood," said Kira, purring. "In all my years in this town, you are the only ones who managed to figure out my new identity. That, I could respect. But in the end, you'd humiliated me... Watching me day and night... you pervert... I almost felt something."

Yoshiko looks down and smiles.

"My, my... You enjoyed it, didn't you?" asked Yoshiko, sneering.

Yoshiko then stomps Finn's crotch as he screams. Yoshiko then grabs him by the neck.

"Such a cute boy... But sadly... you're just too young," she calmly explained.

"BLAGH!!!" shouted Finn, spitting some blood on her face.

She felt rather insulted by the spittle of blood.

She then headbutts him, as he bleeds some more.

She drops him to the ground as he stopped moving.

Time Adventure retreats into Finn's body.

"Killer Queen: Primary Bomb," she said, as Killer Queen reached for Finn's face.

"I remember..." he whispered. She stops her hand. "I remember now why I started this adventuring and hero business in the first place... I remember why I'm doing this... because scum like you took away our parents... That's why...That's why I'm not gonna stop... fighting...That's why... even if no one will come along with me... I'll stay standing up against the bad guys... and I'm gonna keep standing up against them...Even if I'll be alone... Even if I'll be the last one standing... I'll keep on fighting..."

For a moment, Kira had some sort of wave of affection for Finn. She turned red.

Yet...

...she closed her eyes and shook her head...

Kira hissed and her hand continued to approach Finn's face.

Suddenly, her left hand zipped to very small pieces and fell to the ground.

*SPLAT*

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-!!!" shouted Kira, kneeling on the ground.

"Hay Naku... You're not alone, Finn."

"ORA!!!"

*BOOM*

Killer Queen blocks Miguel's attack with her right arm.

Kira sees his eyes as a taint of silver glowed in his pupils.

"Those eyes..." said Kira.

Kira had a flashback of a shirtless Miguel JoJo with silver eyes and blue and silver energies as lightning struck behind him...

"Hay Naku... Peace and harmonyyyyy... around the wooooorld..." he hissed.

*CRACKLE*

Now...

Not only was Kira in pain, but she trembled in fear upon the eyes of her old adversary.

"N-No... this can't already be... th-the... the end..." she whispered out of fear.

She began to whimper like a little girl. She whined. "I don't wanna!" she sobbed. "I don't wanna die!"

"Too bad, Kira," whispered Miguel. "Where is the Ark of the Covenant? And you'd be allowed to die."

"I-..." she whimpered. "I-!!!"

"Why won't you use your Will Rock U, Stand?" asked Miguel.

Kira trembled.

"You don't have it, do you?" asked Miguel. "Wait... that makes no sense... What kind of entity has the ability to give away Stands except for... the Ark...?" said Miguel, sarcastically.

"SKREEEE!!!" roared the dinosaur, which bit Miguel in the arm.

"NANI!??" asked Miguel.

"Miggy!" shouted Anne.

"Hey! I thought you were on our side!" shouted Spongebob. "News media said so!"

Kira went on the dinosaur and rode away.

*ting ting ting*

Miguel used his specialized gauntlet to grab and encase what she dropped.

A r i n g . . .

"What the hell does this have to do with anything?" asked Miguel.

"I can sense something with that ring..." said Josuke, as he felt a tingling on his brain. "This ring... is more significant than we might think..."

Meanwhile...

Bernardo Brando plays with his wedding ring. It looks exactly like the ring Miguel grabbed from earlier. It was a simple gold-plated ring.

Bernardo is in the basement, as he wrote scribbles on his table with the Ark of the Covenant behind him.