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120. Shape of U Part III ~Battle of the Bands~

Plankton in his giant frog Stand Armor dawned over the tiny soldiers. He faced against massive ancient spaceships in prism form with large stilts for legs. The frog was entirely metallic and was made of several metallic structures from a garbage dump, usually vehicles. It kinda looked like a fucked up Decepticon. It had wheels, lights, blades, and engines splattered all over its surface. Its left eye was where Plankton and the other sea critters stayed in.

He cackles softly. "All this for a deal with Mr. Krabs? Ngahahahaha!" he laughed. "So be it."

"Don't get your hopes up, Plankton," Mr. Krabs squinted his eyes. "You only get 1% share... And yer taking Spongebob's share!"

"If anyone must destroy all life... IT SHOULD BE ME!!!" howled The Lich, preparing his flames.

Dr. Rektor prepares his glitches.

Everyone else prepares their Stands.

"Try to get the Prince Universe and get the Arks!" yelled Eobard. "None of you fall back and leave no prisoners!"

The crowd cheers for their Emperor.

"Come Along With Me!" yelled Finn, as his Stand emerges.

Everyone screams and charges at the undead Cryptid Army. The Army charges as well.

Finn blasted his fists all away toward several Cryptids who dared try to attack him.

Jake morphed into his large form and charged at the army, blasting his fist into a large ship.

Spongebob, who is on Finn's shoulder, wished for giant meteors to fall unto the Cryptid Army and successfully killed many of them. He then used his Stand to blast bombs at those in front of him. Patrick, who is also on Finn's shoulder jumps off and transforms into a large bulky starfish humanoid with his Stand, which is also enlarged. He then blasts his and his Stand's fists at the army. Gumball shot at those in front of him with a coin. Darwin became a Unicorn as The Gentleman rode him and shot several bullets at the army.

The six screamed in rage.

The Crusaders charge as well. Star Platinum ORA Rushed several soldiers. Sticky Fingers zipped them into bloody pieces. Hierophant Green, Open Arms, and Kariel shot at these undead creatures whose mangled flesh hung from their bones. Silver Chariot sliced many of them in half.

Nicole entered the 0th Dimension and escaped while using her Karate moves against the Cryptid Soldiers. Richard used his Karate moves as well and used oil to puppeteer some soldiers toward them. The soldiers that screamed at Anais became her minions which she used to plow through the crowd, merely walking like a princess.

Marceline transformed into a giant bat monster and punched a ship as well. Princess Bubblegum, in her armored suit, shot at several soldiers with her candy blasters as her Candy Golems killed many of the armies. Gumbald joins in with his Golems and waves at her.

"Hello, sweetie!" he smiled.

"Tch-..." she muttered as she flies away.

Sandy uses her armored suit to blast at the Cryptids, spinning around and exploding their brains with relative ease.

Erina Zeppeli shot at them with her 21 Pilots. Sonia Polnareff transformed into one of the soldiers and viciously eviscerated their spines using her fake laser blaster.

Plankton uses his Stand, which was about 1,200 meters tall to swallow a spaceship. Its tongue was shot into a spaceship's face at full speed and the frog swallows it whole.

Jake, who is now 2,000 meters tall, kicks down a large

Gumball jumps on Darwin's back and started shooting from above.

"Hey..." said Gumball. "I'm sorry about last time. And... for everything. Being a jerk and all."

Darwin smiles and bro fists Gumball. "It's alright... You'll always be my big brother."

Gumball and Darwin continue to blast at their enemies from down below.

A large ogre punches the Crusaders away with a single kick.

They back away preparing their Stands.

*ting*

A coin falls on its hand.

*click*

*BOOM*

*SPLAT*

Its guts and brains are splattered all over the six Crusaders.

Yoshiko flies in front of them.

"Whoa!" yelled Jessica, as she takes out Silver Chariot.

Arthur prepares his coke bottle.

"Relax guys. She's with us," said Miguel.

"What!?" asked the pair.

"Hey," said Yoshiko.

Miguel and Yoshiko finally exchange looks.

"Nice shot," said Miguel.

Yoshiko sighs in relief. But still has a shaky breath. "Thanks." She flies away.

*shoo woosh*

"That was weird," said Jessica. "What the hell did you do to her?"

Miguel shrugs.

Meanwhile, Finn grabs onto a smaller ancient ship being ridden by an undead Cryptid from underneath. He climbs up on it and snaps the undead soldier's neck, killing it. He then flies toward Jake's head, where an undead Cryptid tries to stab it with a laser sword. He throws the hoverboard into its face as the hoverboard blows up and kills it. Finn lands on Jake's head. "Waddup, dork!" laughed Finn. Jake morphs a smaller version of himself on his head and brofists Finn.

From Peppermint Butler's armor, Peppermint Butler smiles. "Time for you to shine, little ones."

Raphael throws seeds into a hole next to the keyboard that controls the mecha suit. The seeds transform into large trees that blow up from the ground, killing several soldiers. Some other seeds transform into ents that kill several soldiers by crushing their skulls or just merely slapping them away. These ents were tree-like and were humanoid, but were made of wood and were mannequin-like. They had human eyes on their faces but no mouths, noses, or ears. They have large leaves on their heads and shoulders.

To control their range, Gabrielle used her string, which acts like leashes. The string would reach 15 meters away from them. Also, if anyone went close to the mecha suit, the string would enter their body and tear them apart from the inside.

Meanwhile, Gold Experience would release tiny animals like bugs or locusts that the soldiers would squash, causing the damage to reflect at them and killing themselves.

Meanwhile-meanwhile, Rachel was there to use her ability by using her Stand to inject dynamites into the soldiers nearby, blowing them up.

Iggy, meanwhile, had his Sand Stand blast sand into the orifices and pores of each enemy, blowing them up from inside.

Jessica meets up with Eobard Thawne.

"Traitor," he sneered. "But I knew that from the beginning, Jessica Polnareff."

"Or... Did you?" asked Jessica. "Maybe you just got lucky," she teased.

He growled in a deep voice as he zoomed toward her.

Jessica and The Reverse-Flash exchanged blow after blow as The Reverse-Flash managed to punch a hole in her stomach.

*GASP*

She trembles in pain as blood gushes out.

Eobard sneers and snickers.

*ZIP*

"What!?" he asked, enraged.

Sticky Fingers blasted its fist into his face as his face is zipped in half.

"RAUGH!!!" he yelled, as a dying Jessica is dropped down a cliff. "Zip me back to normal and I'll catch her before she falls."

She zips his face back to normal.

He sneers and runs away.

"Tch-!" she yelled. She looks down as a soft splash happens. A sense of relief entered her mind, but fear entered her heart. She realized what she had to do.

She jumps and drops down.

(theme begins)

"RAUGH!!!" she yelled. "BUENA BEUNA BUENA BUENA BEUNA BUENA BUENA BEUNA BUENA!!! BUENA!!!"

She dives in. She begins to swim. Surprisingly, she is a proficient swimmer from all the therapeutic exercises over the years. She uses a Zipper Kusai to grab Jessica and zip her wound close. She then swims Jessica to the shore.

(theme ends at 0:47)

"Hey... Hey, hey, hey... Wake up, Other Jessica. Come on!" she yelled. She checks for her heartbeat. She pumps her chest and breathes in her mouth, doing CPR.

She coughs out water, gasping.

"I never thought... *gasp*... That you'd ever save me," Jessica said.

Anne smiles. "Come on, Jessica," she said, offering her hand. "Let's kick some ass."

Jessica smiles and grabs her hand.

*ZOOM*

Avdol appears in the crowd, merely walking forward and freezing all of the bodies on her left. She lowers their body temperature and freezes them. The ones on the right, however, she melts them with blasts and waves of heat.

"Hey! Patrick!" smiled Spongebob.

"What?" asked Patrick, as he flexed his massive biceps and squeezed an undead's head clean off.

Many of the undead soldiers begin ganging up on the pair.

"I know how to blow their heads up," said Spongebob.

"How!?"

Spongebob wishes for a microphone and giant 20-foot-tall speakers.

"I'M A GOOFY GOOBER!!!" Spongebob sang in a Twister Sister voice.

"ROCK!!!" Patrick sang in a Twister Sister voice.

*ting*

*BOOM*

*SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT*

The pair begin to rock and roll.

"I'M A GOOFY GOOBER!!!"

"ROCK!!!"

"WE'RE ALL GOOFY GOOBERS!!!"

"ROCK!!!"

"Jesus, this is ridiculous," sighed Miguel.

The Reverse-Flash zooms in front of him.

Star Platinum encases Miguel.

The Reverse-Flash prepares a punch.

Left, right, and Miguel dodges.

"STAR PLATINUM: THE WORLD!!!"

Time-Stops.

The Reverse-Flash can move, however.

*ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM*

He dodges all of Star Platinum's punches.

Miguel tries to travel through time, but The Reverse-Flash rewinds time, and Miguel is stuck in the stopped time.

"What's wrong, JoJo?" he asked. "Running out of time?"

"Not exactly," sneered Miguel. "I got an upgrade."

*bloop*

The Reverse-Flash loses his speed.

"Oh, fuck..." he said, as his own time stopped. He stopped vibrating as well and his red glowing eyes disappeared.

(Jotaro's theme)

"Hay Naku..." sighed Miguel. "All of you are people that I can trust... All of you," he smiles, looking around and softly nodding to them, and in a sense, saluting them. "Semper Fi, assholes. Hay Naku... TIME TO DIE, EOBARD THAWNE!!!"

Miguel's eyes go silver and so did his hair as he blasts punches toward The Reverse-Flash.

Star Platinum blasted punches as well.

"ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA-!!!"

And so did Gold Experience.

"MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA-!!!"

"WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!"

Miguel pants as he kneels in pain, losing so much stamina. He had stopped time for over a minute.

"Time fucking resumed."

*SPUH-LAT!!!*

*THUD THUD THUD THUD THUD*

Like a stone skipping in water, The Reverse-Flash is thrown several kilometers away. Miguel flies toward him to see a mangled and dying body.

*beep beep beep beep beep beep*

His watch's alarm rang, for some reason.

"Looks like you're dead, Thawne," said Miguel, as he prepares a punch.

"You're too late," he sneered, as he begins to vibrate.

"Tarantado..." Miguel growled.

"ORA!!!" yelled All-Star, blasting a fist into Thawne's face, as he begins to spin. His particles begin to spin uncontrollably.

"No... Oh, no..." he whispered. He begins to look like spaghetti noodles twirling and spinning in the air.

All-Star ACT 4, a beautiful yellow humanoid woman with a red ballroom gown, had attack Thawne with her fist.

Eobard spins uncontrollably.

"All-Star ACT 4... Infinite Spin."

"NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!" he yelled, trying to break free. "NO!!!"

Arthur then used his Stand to make him enter Omnilock forever.

"NOOOOOOO-!!!"

*bleep*

"Now, we can all rest easy," said Kariel, smiling sweetly.

Antonio Trussardi, meanwhile, watched from the news and cooked Kariel's dinner.

Ghost Jedan blasts his Emerald Splash at another enemy.

"I'll see you all in hell, BITCHES!!!" he yelled, as he blasted Emeralds over and over.

Meanwhile, Bodyguard Jedan created molds infesting each of the soldiers, killing all of them instantly.

Jordan Higashikata blasted toxin as he walked into the crowd. Josefa Higashikata made many soldiers sleep and killed them in their sleep. Maria Higashikata copied everyone's Stands and used her Stand Army to kill soldiers around her.

"I'm rooting for all of you," he smiled.

Diablo erases time and uses King Crimson to battle the soldiers along with the Lich, who blasted his green flames at them. Psy-Crab blasted missiles at them and tore their limbs apart with Beach Boy.

Rob was cornered by several soldiers as he released the glitch virus, instantly disintegrating them into cubes and white noise...