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Isekai'd to Another World With a Loaf of Bread

Do you like bread? Don't care.

Termina_Production · Fantasie
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51 Chs

Senpai

I recoiled, almost falling out of my seat. " SHINIMARU?!?!"

Gin nodded. " He was one of the generals of Neo City as he ruled alongside Frivia. He disappeared about a year ago though."

I look over to Siken and Oiran, who both seemed equally as surprised.

  " So that girl at the tower…" Siken said. " Was Frivia?" Gin took a drink of his syphilis wine. " Most likely."

My face twists into anger. " Where are her generals usually?" 

" Usually Senpai is at her idol concerts, and Bendle, at his circuses. Usually the concerts are held at the heart of the city, whereas Bendles circuses are held at the Crater." 

I cock my head to the side. " Crater?"

" There used to be a king known as Nicholas Avocious, who was such a glutton, that he nuked his own city to create a crater for food storage. He died from syphilis only a week later though, so we turned it into a convention center."

" O-okay. I'm guessing that Frivia is usually at her palace, right?"

Gin nods, " The closest one is probably the Crater, so our members with the lowest mobility should head there- and our fastest members should head to Senpai."

We all nod, and split into two groups: Me and Gin to go to Senpai, and Oiran and Siken to Bendle. I ponder for a moment if it's wise to split up again- seeing as splitting up in Garuik had led to this entire dilemma, but I just decided to go along with it. I tried to high five them, but they ignored me.

Oiran and Siken head out to the left, running towards the Crater, and Gin and I take to the skies.

I swivel my head around, attempting to locate the convention center- but Gin taps me on the shoulder, before pointing to a large white dome of a building. I nod, and we both veer in the direction of the dome. The center was at least five miles away, but with our speed, it took mere minutes.

As we land, I notice lare double-doors at the entrance, and begin to walk towards them, but Gin's hand stops me.

" We can't just waltz in." He gestures to the security guards around the door. " We've gotta enter through the roof."

" Then why the f**k did we land here?"

" Why not?"

We both do our best to silently fly up to the ceiling, and we successfully do so. Landing, Gin takes out a card from his deck. " Two of hearts." The card morphs into a small green sword, that Gin uses to cut through the layer of steel separating the convention center from the air. 

The hole leads down into a ventilation system, and we army crawl our way through the winding labyrinth. We eventually come across another vent, and Gin punches through it- and upon doing this, the full scene of the concert was on full display.

The area was built like a football stadium, and was filled to the brim with EXCLUSIVELY sixteen year old girls, and 35-60 year old men. The music was also insanely loud- and it was in Japanese.

I hadn't noticed, but upon getting isekai'd, I had just understood what everyone was saying- and I was probably just speaking the same language as well. This fact made it all the more strange that this song was in Japanese- and I could still understand it.

The lyrics to this song though...

Its easy for you to give up your money, when your a sixty year old man,

All you simps shower me with money saying you're my biggest fan.

I sell you bottles of my bathwater for the right price, if you try to get a refund you will pay the price.

The bullet of my glock, piercing your heart,

Seriously, go see your grandchildren, you sick old fart.

Wait on second thought, you should stay, the more tickets sold the better

You'll do whatever I say

You feel your face get redder

Not from the blush, but from the blood,

That splattered everywhere-

I had to stop listening.

Upon hearing these lyrics, my ears started to bleed. To my left, I see Gin nodding his head to the beat. " I have no idea what these words mean, but it's kind of a vibe."

" holy F**K it is not."

After we get over the horrendous melody that is that song, we start to devise a plan. Gin points down to the main stage. " That lady singing down there- that's Senpai. She is insanely power- Stop laughing."

I was laughing so hard, I could feel my lungs begin to burst.

Who names their child SENPAI!?

  Gin slaps me, snapping me back to reality. " We'll have to corner her somehow- like a pincer attack. I'll fly down in front of her, and you behind her. That way, she'll have little chance of escape." I nod, and dive downwards.

I observe my surroundings as I barrel down through the air. The area did seem pretty ideal for a battle, nice and open; the only glaring downside being the crowd. 

I sprout my wings as the area between me and the ground thins, and soon, I land quietly behind Senpai. Senpai wore a black and white maid outfit, and had long white hair- and bunny ears. On her legs were fishnet stockings, and below those, were large, punk rock boots. I gesture up to Gin-

An enormous explosion echoes throughout the stadium, engulfing the entire left side of the convention center in flame- despite it still raining. In front of me, Senpai seems annoyed by this. Not angry, just annoyed. However, the crowd was thrown into panic- and reasonably so. Walking out of the smoke of the explosion is a man that I can only describe as an edgelord. 

The man wore a large black trench coat on top of a ripped white shirt. His deep black techwear pants hanging just above his black, spiked bunk boots like Senpai's. He pulls out a megaphone, before yelling into it. " What's up b**ches, bros, and all of you simp ass old men!?" His voice was shrill and sharp. Senpai yelled back at him. " Enshi!! What did we talk about…?"

She pulls out a greatsword from a chest to her right. " No terrorism on my concert days!!" The greatsword bursts out in a blaze of purple aura, creating a crater where she stood.

I hear a sort of engine sound, and I to my left, I see Gin land.

" Who the hell is that?!?" I whisper. " Thats Enshi Budasaki. He's the leader of a gang that is ran in this city. The authorities have tried their best, but can never catch him- and he's Senpai's brother."

" Then why's he attacking his sister."

" Nobody knows."

" Huh."

The man called Enshi put down his megaphone, and his hands abruptly burst into a red flame that formed into a guitar. Senpai took off, leaping into the air, and swung her sword at Enshi. The man seemed to smile, before striking a chord on his guitar, " Bars of blood and bone!" suddenly, shards of bone soaked in blood seemed to appear out of nowhere as he said this, flying straight towards Senpai. 

Senpai parried these attacks, and swung her sword down- the strike being dodged by Enshi. Enshi continued the song. " Ringing in your ears!!" An enormous shockwave of sound burst forth from Enshi. 

The blast sent several people flying; teens and seniors alike, but not fazing senpai, who swung once more with her sword- this time with so much force, that a crescent blade of wind was formed as it was slashed. 

Enshi laughed as he dodged, his flaming guitar seeming to fluctuate.

Wait.

I'M supposed to be fighting Senpai.

I look over to Gin, but my eyes are met with empty space, and as I look up, Gin is flying towards senpai. Senpai notices this, and swings her purple flaming fist. At lightning speeds, Gin draws a card that forms into a white glowing katana, that he uses to parry the blow. " Ten of Diamonds!"

I sprout my wings and take to the skies.

  I hear another riff from the guitar. 

" Waves blasting like a megaphone!" Upon these words exiting Enshi's mouth, an extremely powerful burst of force exudes from Enshi, sending me flying back. I grab a seat in the stands to keep myself from crashing to the ground. I look up to see Senpai shoving her sword into the ground to keep herself from flying away- and Gin flying above the shockwave.

The moment the wave ended, the flame-coated sword slams into Enshi- or does it. I hear from the other side of the dome, " Teleporting, now I'm here!" 

I hear senpai curse under her breath. She turns to us, her purple aura flaring and bursting. I burst forward towards her, my wings propelling me forwards.

Behind her, Gins katana begins to glow brightly as he sprints towards her. I summon my sword, before swinging it- 

0.6 milliseconds: My sword is parried, causing it to disappear.

0.8 milliseconds: Her greatsword slams into my stomach, sending me flying.

In eight milliseconds, I had been defeated.