Discord

SKREEEEE

My eyes busts open, engulfed in black energy. Black wings of calamity sprouted from my back- right before I hit the ground. I look to my back.

" This power again…"

I look up, and see Senpai enact a blur of motion with her sword, before sending Gin flying. He must have parried with his sword and nullified the impact.

As she looks back to me, Senpai's eyes grow wide. " That energy…! A Discord!" My face drops.

" Okay. Okay. FIRST the Twitch…and now F**KING DISCORD?!?"

I slam my foot to the ground, and in a flash, I appear in front of Senpai. I swing my blade of calamity, our two swords colliding in a flashing display of sparks. She knocks me away, before swiftly knocking Gin's sneak strike to the side. 

The purple flames on her sword immolate and jump. I could have sworn I had seen it before…

I turn back to Gin. " You know what those flames are?"

Senpai lunges forward, doing a sweeping slash that we barely manage to block as it sends us flying. As we level ourselves midair, Gin responds. " It's a technique called Tamajutsu. It derives energy from one's soul. It takes insane control to learn, and puts massive force behind attacks."

I lightbulb forms over my head-

" HOLY SHIT!!" Gin swats it away. " WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!?"

I ignore him.

" That's where I've seen it!!"

I think back to the forest where I activated my Twitch. That girl who fought Oiran also had this Tamalama-jutsu thing. I relay this information to Gin. " How the hell is that going to help?"

" Fair."

Senpai flies through the air, bursting through the air and barreling towards us. She raises her sword-

"Tracks as fire as a nuclear bomb!!"

A blindingly bright blast of nuclear energy scorches Senpai and sends her flying away. I look over to my upper left, and there floats Enshi, hovering on what looks to be a flying skateboard.

" Hey!!" He yells down at us. " You tryna team up?!"

" You could have worded that better!!!" Gin yells back.

I hold my ears with my hands. I get that they were far away, but dammit it was loud.

 Senpai once again uses her rabbit-like muscles to launch herself into the air, her entire body engulfed in the purple flame. 

"Even with a Discord, and even teaming up, you stand no chance!!!"

She slams her sword into the ground, creating an earthquake that sends both me and Gin flying into the air.

I catch myself in the wind, and sprout my black wings, launching in Senpai's direction- and Gin is close behind.

" Chains latching on like a river leech!"

Suddenly, glowing spectral chains appear from the air, and latch onto Senpai's limbs and restrain her. With this new opening, my blade slices through the flesh of Senpai, and as I appear on the other side, I hear the slice of Gin's Katana slicing through her.

WHOOSH

Senpai's face is inches from mine, and soon her fist of purple flame slams into my stomach- sending me crashing into the ground.

I look up groggily, and see the broken chains floating in the air- and the purple flames seeming to heal the wounds on Senpai's body.

I curse to myself. 

I flap my wings, and within seconds, appear to the left of Senpai. Gin seems to have been able to keep up relatively well, but he was covered in blood.

I swing my blade to Senpai's neck.

Her back was turned- the perfect moment!!

A whoosh of memories floods into my head like when I fought Zenmetsu- my future sight. I see Senpai grab my blade as I swing it.

Okay! I think to myself. I just have to change the trajectory-

BOOM

Gin goes flying in the other direction, and within the same second, her sword shatters my own, and she slams her purple flame fist into my face.

"SHIT!!" I yell. She's too fast! Even with my enhanced speed- I can't possibly keep up with her!

" Hand of flame smacking with its burning palm!!" 

An enormous hand of flame spawns out of nothing, smacking Senpai towards me, singing her body.

Enshi looks toward me. He was giving me an opening!

" SCYTHE OF CALAMITY!!"

I swung my scythe- and it exploded into sparks as Senpai's flaming fist demolished it. 

I could see it. She would swing to the left-

She swept her sword in a 180, slamming into my right, slashing a gaping wound in my side. My blood sprayed like a faucet out of the slash wound, and I was sent flying down in the air.

Enshi frantically struck a chord on his guitar. " Guardian angel as hot as your mom!!" 

An enormous woman of blinding light, clad in angelic garb, and boasting two powerful wings on her back, appeared from thin air. She swooped in just before I hit the ground, and she placed her hand on my stomach, healing my wounds. I shoot Enshi a thumbs up, before I launch into the air.

Senpai see's me, and outstretches her hand, before eight flaming heads of dragons burst from it. I dodge and weave, slashing and beheading their necks and I barely manage to avoid the attacks. They were moving at least twice as fast as me. At last I appear in front of her, readying my sword- before falling, my wings disappearing.

She laughs. " The hell are you doing?!"

I smirk as I fall. "I'm not doing anything. But he is."

SLRSHK

Gin's blade slices halfway through her neck, the top half hanging down loosely. Gin levels next to me. I high five him.

" Thanks man…"

I see flames immolate on her neck, before reforming her neck.

" …but we're not done."

Senpa lunges forward, swings her sword towards me. I dodge down, parrying her sword to the left, creating an opening- that Gin uses to slash open her stomach. Blood pours out- and then she smirks. She slams her flaming fists together, creating an enormous shockwave- but this time…the flames are blue.

She snaps her fingers. " Raging Soul Storm!!" The wind from the shockwave turns suddenly into this blue flame. The pain was excruciating. This attack easily had the magnitude of Zenmetsu's strongest one- but I wasn't about to lose.

I burst out of the ball of smoke, black electricity covering my body.

" ENSHI!!" I call up.

Enshi looks to me, and nods. " RESTRICTED LIKE RULE 34!!!" 

Enshi yells this, and chains made of heavily attractive hentai girls form a chain, restricting Senpai. Gin pulls out another card. 

" QUEEN OF CLUBS!!" A gargantuan hammer appears in his hands as he accelerates toward senpai. 

I stop and land on a seat, sitting down- before snapping my fingers.

KZZABAM

The combined sounds of Divine Calamity and Queen of Clubs slamming into Senpai creates an otherworldly sound-

Whoosh

I can feel her soul behind me- raging and blazing. Her red eyes bore a hole in my soul.

"SHI-"

She raised her sword to strike- and the entire city sector exploded in blue flames.

The stomping of the unicorn's hooves had become so repetitive that it was beginning to become annoying to Oiran. The middle aged clown Bendle rode on the back of his Unicorn, running circles around Sike and Oiran. The crowd of clowns in the stands cheered and whooped all around them. All three of them- Bendle, Oiran and Siken were heavily injured, but none of them were yet at their limit.

Oiran turns to Siken, " I'll fly above on my hovercraft and drop a few bombs- and you use the opening to get a good slash in." 

Siken groans. " Who put you in charge…?"

Oiran burst into the sky- before dropping a volley of sock bombs. Bendle sighed. " I don't get paid enough for this." He held his hand above his head, before a blade of blood formed in it. There was a flash of movement by Bendle- before all of the bombs were simultaneously cut in half.

Siken rushed in, swinging his sword, only to be parried by the unicorn's horn. The unicorn was tall and black-haired…and he had a perm. The unicorn smirked, and so did Siken. Siken made a slashing motion with his sword, as it burst into red flame. He lunged in forward for a slash- and then he was gone. Bendle looked around, as did his unicorn. 

" HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN ABOUT ME!?!" Oirans voice boomed alongside the sound of her explosive fist slamming into Bendles head, sending him flying. 

SLASH

Blood sprayed everywhere, gushing out of the slash wound in the unicorns' side. 

The slash had come from nowhere.

Another slash- another, another another…

It was Siken.

Oiran let out a laugh, as did the invisible Siken, as they squared up for battle.