Dealing with Nezha

"As for Le Fay being one of my maids. You don't have to worry, brother-in-law. There is not much difference between how I treat my women, even if they become my maids. It's just that Le Fay seems to be interested in becoming a maid like my other women."

"Alright I trust you. Please take good care of Le Fay, Eiji."

"I will."

Arthur was surprisingly easy to talk to.

Eiji didn't expect it because he thought Arthur would be quite difficult to convince. However, reality was different from what he thought which made him a little disappointed.

[Did you expect to have a chance to slap him, host?]

'Of course not, Miss System. Arthur is my brother-in-law. How could I have the heart to slap him?'

Miss System couldn't believe it. What her host was thinking before coming here by teleportation was definitely not like that.

The man had already prepared and chosen what ability he would use to slap those who disagreed with his and Le Fay's relationship.

Hearing her older brother agree so easily, Le Fay was very happy! To be honest, this scene wasn't what she expected either.

If Arthur knew what his younger sister was thinking.

He would have fallen silent and complained that he was not blind enough to refuse Eiji to be his brother-in-law.

Did people think he would raise his sword to fight with Eiji?

Crazy.

The other party had clearly defeated several famous gods and shook the supernatural world with his power.

Do you want me to fight that guy? Even though he was now known as one of the strongest holy sword users. Arthur was very self-conscious, he knew he wouldn't be able to defeat Eiji.

"Wait, if Le Fay becomes a maid in your house... Eiji. Will she also quit the team like Kuroka?"

"Monkey, your guess is right. That's actually what I came here for too."

"You want to rob our team members again?! By the way, my name is Bikou!"

"Yeah isn't that your nickname?"

"...."

It was true that 'Monkey' was his nickname. If not that, he was also sometimes called 'Monkey King'.

However, Bikou felt that Eiji was mocking him.

Was it just his hallucination?

What Bikou thought was right, he was just hallucinating. Eiji only remembered Bikou's nickname in the original work.

Although calling someone a monkey sounded rude.

Eiji didn't feel guilty at all. He had no intention of mocking someone. Right, Miss System?

[.....]

'Miss System?'

[Why ask me? But I remember you like to read eastern novels with a protagonist who calls someone Monkey. He does it with the intention of mocking.]

'.....'

Forget Miss System, this woman likes to slander her host.

Eiji wasn't just staring at Bikou, he was also staring at Arthur and Vali who had slightly ugly expressions.

As for Nezha? He had almost forgotten about him.

"Vali, what do you think?" Asked Eiji kindly. Although sometimes he was arrogant. In this situation of his, he spoke nicely.

He wasn't like those OP protagonists out there who didn't know how to talk like humans.

Vali's lips twitched. "Can I refuse?"

With Kuroka out of the team, the team only had four members. Now Le Fay also wanted to follow in Kuroka's footsteps to quit her team for more or less the same reason as that woman.

It was because of Eiji!

He hunted down all the women on his team. Isn't that shameless?

After Le Fay left his team. Including himself in his team there were only three people and all of them were male! Although Vali only considered Kuroka and Le Fay as his friends.

Now he felt a little sad.

"No, but I'm a reasonable person. I can compensate you for reducing your team's combat power, Vali." Eiji said while enjoying Le Fay's softness.

'Strange, why do I feel like the villain here?'

[You noticed that, host?]

'No, Miss System, no. What villain would talk nicely like me?'

[You're talking about yourself.]

Miss System was blind, she couldn't see her host clearly.

Eiji was a little worried about that woman.

...

You're a reasonable person? You, Eiji are a reasonable person?

Vali repeated these words in his mind several times with a numb feeling. Who in the underworld— no, who in the supernatural world didn't know how reasonable Eiji was?

Who took Sirzechs Lucifer's wife, Grayfia Lucifuge?

Who took Sirzechs Lucifer's father's wife, Venelana Bael?

Not satisfied with Sirzechs' younger sister, Rias Gremory being his fiancée. Eiji took the wife of the father and son in that family!

This news is famous in the supernatural world and many people know about it. Some people probably wrote it down in book form and sold it.

You can imagine how reasonable Eiji was and not only that. Vali also knew Eiji was taking more daughters and wives of other people who had famous backgrounds.

One of the current Maou, Serafall had also become his woman, her younger sister had also become his fiancée.

Vali had even heard that the current youkai faction leader, Yasaka had also become Eiji's woman.

Eiji was very reasonable.

If it was him, Vali didn't think he could have that many women even though he was called the strongest White Dragon Emperor.

{In this case... Vali, I think you should learn from Eiji.}

Albion said that in mental communication.

Vali was confused.

'Learn? Learn what?'

{This is why you don't have a girlfriend even though you're handsome.}

'Huh?'

{Your brain is only filled with muscles! Vali, are you even interested in women?! If I didn't know you sometimes glance at beautiful women's asses, I'd doubt your sexual orientation.}

'Albion, what are you saying?! I just...'

Vali didn't know what to say to the dragon. In the past, he even rejected Kuroka who had seduced him many times before she fell in love with Eiji.

Vali felt uncomfortable back then and even a little regretful.

Not only Kuroka, he secretly actually missed Lavinia who had become an older sister figure for him. However, just like what happened to Kuroka... He moved too late.

Lavinia had also fallen in love with Eiji and become his woman.

Now there was Le Fay. Vali really didn't have any romantic thoughts on that girl. But, seeing Le Fay hugging Eiji and pushing her breasts into his arms, Vali felt his head heavy.

He didn't know what he was feeling, but he got three green hats stacked on top of his head.

Unfortunately this Vali is not the fanfic version of Vali who opened a harem.

This was really a Vali who wasn't very interested in women and sex.

This made Albion feel sorry for his host, although he was happy that Vali liked to fight and worked hard to become strong, he didn't know how to enjoy his life as a man.

Moreover, wasn't Vali a devil?

At his current age, he is still a virgin!

This was why Albion told the silver-haired youth to learn from Eiji. Because not only was he strong, Eiji also knew how to use his appearance as a weapon to have fun.

Eiji didn't know Albion praised himself so much.

Before Vali could ask what kind of compensation Eiji was offering because he was curious.

Nezha who had been ignored by everyone said softly.

"Wait a minute. Can I speak?"

[You just did. What else do you need? But interestingly, did this moment finally come?]

What moment?

The heroines including Le Fay wondered.

Now Eiji looked back at Nezha. That person was shorter than him, he had the average height of a high school student.

Even though he was an old man.

But, Eiji remembered... In the original work, even the God of Destruction, Shiva had the appearance of a young boy.

So a Buddha like Nezha was also no exception?

But, The Great Victorious Fighting Buddha— Sun Wukong had a more honest appearance because he looked like an old man.

"Oh who are you?" Eiji asked.

Le Fay rolled her eyes.

This man already knew but he still asked.

As usual, there was no day that Eiji didn't pretend not to know.

Nezha smiled softly. He was not angry with Eiji's attitude towards him. As expected of a Buddha.

"You came to my residence but you don't know who I am? I thought you knew because you're Vali's friend."

Friend? Which friend stole his older sister and two team members? Vali wanted to argue but at the moment he chose to remain silent and be a spectator.

"I don't know." Eiji said with solemnity on his face.

"...." Le Fay.

"Then I'll introduce myself. I don't know if you've heard of the Buddha known as the Hero of Battles in Chinese Taoist mythology?"

"No, I haven't. I haven't studied Chinese Taoist mythology but I love reading Chinese novels. One of my favorite characters is Gu Changge. Do you know the Fated Villain? He's a cool man." Eiji said and got a little carried away.

"...." Nezha fell silent.

Le Fay bit her pink lips, she was trying to hold back her laughter.

Bikou wanted to laugh but Arthur punched him in the stomach until he fell to his knees and couldn't laugh.

Arthur did that to prevent Bikou from offending Eiji.

What a good brother-in-law, Eiji thought.

"You don't know and I don't know what Fated Villain means either. My name is Nezha. Are you familiar?"

Nezha knew not everyone was familiar with the famous gods and Buddhas in Chinese mythology. But he still wanted to test his popularity on Eiji.

Unfortunately Eiji said:

"Sorry but I'm still not familiar with you. I just recognized you now... Ah so you are the Buddha who lives on this mountain. You also seem to have never heard of me because you live here. I honestly doubt if Buddha uses the internet these days?"

"Hello my name is Eiji Seiya. I'm a person who can pluck the moon, sun and stars with my hands."

Eiji introduced himself with a friendly smile.

Not only Nezha, but Vali and all the men who were there were dumbfounded because of what he said...

Was it true?

Was he not too arrogant?

No, but Eiji said it in a humble tone.

Only Le Fay believed that Eiji might actually be able to do it. After all as one of the heroine who could hear Eiji's inner voice, she knew how powerful her lover was.

Wait because she was his maid. Should she call him 'Master' or 'Eiji-sama?' like Meredith and the other maids did?

Le Fay's cheeks flushed slightly and her thoughts fell into the gutter until she imagined something that would make Arthur dumbfounded.

It seemed that Arthur didn't really know his younger sister.

Why? Because he didn't expect Le Fay to think of such lewd things in this situation. Staying at Eiji's house for over a week seemed to be enough to turn her into a lewd girl.

"Eiji, can I call you that?"

"Why not? I'm a person who doesn't care about formalities."

"That's good... From what you said, you seem to be very strong." Nezha didn't lose his smile after hearing Eiji's arrogant words because even the first generation Buddha in this world couldn't do what the young man said.

He suddenly had an idea and said, "You came to pull Le Fay from Vali's team. It just so happens that Vali and I already know and respect each other. Although you are generous enough to compensate Vali and that little girl also seems very eager to come with you..."

"Interesting. Do you want to hinder me, Nezha-san?"

Asked Eiji, he also still had a friendly smile. He was curious what Nezha wanted to do.

Before coming here, he deliberately did not use his Future Insight.

Nezha shook his head gently. "No, it's not my right to force Le Fay to stay in her team. But before going with her. How about fighting with me? Just to test the level difference between us."

"!!!"

Vali and the others were shocked.

Eiji just blinked his eyes before nodding.

"Well, it's a holiday. I don't mind giving you 5 minutes."

Nezha's smile grew wider. "That's enough."

Eiji signaled Le Fay to step back. Le Fay understood, she ran to her brother's side and retreated into the distance with everyone.

In that area now there were only Eiji and Nezha facing each other.

There were no words to begin with. Nezha's body was immediately enveloped by touki and divine power. The wheels on her ankles called Wind Fire Wheels spun until they released wind and fire. Instantly, his figure suddenly disappeared.

Instead of disappearing, or rather he moved at a divine speed that even Vali in his Diabolos Dragon Lucifer form couldn't keep up with.

However, in Eiji's eyes...

"That's a pretty good toy."

"...!"

Under the surprised gaze of Nezha who wanted to attack his back with a spear. Before the man could, Eiji pinched the tip of his spear that was burnt by the flames with his two fingers and he wasn't hurt at all.

It was very different from Diabolos Dragon Lucifer's armor which even melted due to the fire. Vali who was watching in the distance was also surprised because how could that be! Eiji was casually holding Nezha's Fire-Tipped Spearmi without being injured in the slightest!

The answer was surprising. It wasn't because of his physical defense even though it also allowed him to do something similar. But no, this time Eiji was trying out the power of the new diva he got earlier.

It was The Great Spirit's level 4 magic that allowed him to manipulate the probability of his body not being injured in the slightest by Nezha's spearhead.

In short, if you don't want to get hurt, you won't get hurt.

That's very cheating, right?

"How did you..." Nezha wanted to say something but his pupils shrank when he saw Eiji holding out one of his palms that had a small cross on it.

Nezha sensed danger!

The Wind Fire Wheels on his feet were spinning frantically, he wanted to dodge but he couldn't because he couldn't even see the gravity that was pushing him backwards.

Nezha's figure flew like a cannonball to the foot of the mountain, he crashed into many trees and rocks in the process.

From the perspective of Vali and the others, there was dust that resembled an avalanche on the mountain.

The power Eiji showed was like a natural phenomenon that many people would shudder when they saw it.

"Hahaha! Damn! This is so good! Eiji, you're better than Val-"

Nezha who was dirty with soil and had blood on the corner of his lips laughed. The gentle aura around him was replaced by the aura of a battle maniac.

He just wanted to say that Eiji was better than Vali. However, he didn't finish his words because...

"Take back your toys."

Eiji said indifferently and threw Nezha's spear that was still stuck in his hand.

With Eiji's terrifying physical strength...

Although he wasn't too serious when throwing it.

From the top of the mountain, the Fire-Tipped Spear flew at the speed of light and tore through the void around it.

Don't Nezha's heart beat fast. Not from falling in love, but from sensing the danger of death from his own spear. Of course, he tried to dodge frantically.

**Boom!!!**

An explosion like a nuclear bomb was created at the foot of the mountain.

It blew out a very strong wind that blew away the trees and released flames everywhere.

That said, Nezha swallowed his spear that had been filled with touki and his divine power backed up by a bit of Eiji's physical strength.

"...." Vali, Arthur and Bikou shuddered. Nezha wouldn't die, right?

"As expected of Eiji-sama. He's amazing!"

On the other side, Le Fay looked at Eiji's handsome figure with a nymphomaniac look in her eyes.

Arthur was also shocked by his younger sister's misbehavior because she looked like a woman in heat.

Is this really my sister? Since when did she become like this?!

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