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I write what I want.

Just like all my other stories, starts out in an au world. Just throwing out something new I wanted to try, contain elements from Naruto, Pokemon, Ben 10, world building, as always harem.

Ryan_Colman · Anime und Comics
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104 Chs

94. Relax.

Arriving over the river my eyes scan the bottom and find what I'm looking for. Waving my hand various weapons rise up from the water into golden portals.

"Are those noble phantasms?" Mash asks.

"Yes, from the previous war Gilgamesh was in. I spotted them from my initial scan of the city and remembered them." inside the portal was like a whirl of chaos as various items were sorted and placed, junk was deposited into an internal world to be destroyed. Like all the dirt and trash Gilgamesh through inside. There was literally fast food wrappers and dirty dishes he just tossed inside.

Kudos to him for not littering, shame on him for being a lazy fucking slob. But then again that's what kings are I suppose. Well most of them.

Fishing up all the noble phantasms helped calm me down a bit. Treasure hunting is always nice.

Sadly there just wasn't enough treasure to fish up. "Nope, I'm still pretty pissed off." I sigh out unhappily.

Taking out the soul orb containing Zouken I put on my mask and grab my book. "Old man you are going to tell me every single Magus you know of with a magic crest, you are going to inform me of anyone you know that has a noble phantasm and you are going to tell me the names of cruel Magus families and their known leaders and what kind of magic they know. Begin." The soul of Matou Zouken is forced to list out names and items and they start getting written one by one in the book with items and other curious things appearing which I store.

I learned if I target a leader of the family I can get their entire magical library since it's something they own.

Of course I pick the most valuable things they would miss if they remembered. I'm still surprised Gilgamesh remembered but then again he was an actual demigod.

"Senpai what are you doing?" Mash asks looking at all the various items.

"Soothing my pained soul by robbing filthy Magus. It makes me feel better knowing they will feel worse." I grin maliciously. "This disgusting piece of trash has been around long enough to know quite a few other disgusting pieces of trash. It's like hes doing the world a favor being dead. Plus he is greedy enough to know the most valuable things theh possess as he would want them for himself."

Mash doesn't understand it too well but still nods.

"The more I take from them the less they have to use against others. Who knows maybe they will start a war with each other and finally kill themselves off believing that another Magus took their things." I tell her still writing and storing things. "Wouldn't that be swell."

All sorts of magical books drop into my portal to be sorted, from chimera creation, alchemy, enchanting, homunculus creation, tons of different forms of magecraft. "I'll have a magic library so big Merlin will be fucking jealous." Its the small things in life that bring joy. Like robbing an entire magical community of their knowledge.

A rainbow colored portal opens up and out walks an older man with some tea in his hand sipping on it lightly. "Names Zelretch sure you've heard of me before, neat book. Anyway here's some names and things that would be better off someplace else." he says passing me a few pieces of paper which contains various names and items under them.

"Right the troll Marshall. Thanks for the help." I start writing more names and storing crap as he watches lazily off to the side. "So what's the help for?"

"Eh some enemies of humanity I can't do anything about personally due to some restrictions. But you can fix them and it would make this world a much safer and better place. I even got you a gift for thanks." he says showing me what appears to be a small snow globe with a little mountain inside. "Das Rheingold an unending mountain of treasure that both provides great wealth and curses its owner with great misfortune."

"Oooh neat." I say scanning the ball before tossing it into the portal for later viewing. Seems like a treasure a troll would give, great wealth and great misfortune. "Anything else you need?" I ask.

"Why yes, if you could not throw out nukes at various mage families that would be great. Also could you destroy these." He says opening a portal and showing thousands of holy grails.

I just raise an eyebrow and sweep my Myriad pearl towards them. They turn into a flash of light before being cleansed and bound to the pearl as a whole. Having 1 grail and having 1000 grails makes no difference to me.

"Great, we have nothing that can really cleanse the taint. Your little artifact is strange and unique that it can." He says eyeing the pearl. "You should now be able to access a root of your own and summon servants anywhere you go. Some of those grails contained spiritual copies of the servants. Anyway you should probably leave before the little goddesses get here." He says stepping through a portal.

I quickly close my book and do the same heading back to the bleach world with Mash adjusting her body a bit with our bond.

I ain't dealing with any goddesses.

I toss Zouken back into his personal hell and remove my mask.

"That universe is disgusting I'm not going back there." Luckily the communicator can't track me in an entirely new multiverse. So that's good. "That place is so stressful. Going to need a shower to wash the filth off my body." The thought of worms inside anyone's body including my own gave me the heebie jeebies. Poor girl is going to need quite a bit of time to mentally recover from all that damage. Well good thing I've got time, maybe make her a spirit or something so she can have a new body? Something to look into that might help her feel less tainted.