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I transmigrated into a Chinese Manhua as an Ugly Bastard!

Yayoi, a perverted lesbian otaku, got killed by a truck because of her own stupidity. Maybe it was an accident, but she was transmigrated into a modern/urban/face slapping/ Chinese Manhua. But why didn't she become the protagonist? Why did she transmigrate as an ugly bastard?! What is with this broken system that seems to be telling her to c*ckold every dude in the world? "Huh? A C-grade beauty? Come here!" "What? A B-grade milf? Come here! Let us fly together! Hehehe~" "An*l sex with aunt give me bonus point? Take my big *ss c*ck! Deeper we go!" "OMG! An SSS-grade Ice Cold Supreme beauty? Hold my beer, baby!" "Wait, wait, wait a minute... that's an SS-grade trap... heir of a big corporation? F*ck!" The moon glimmer, and the wind blow... While looking at the cute and flustered boy in front of her, Yayoi feels a little bit uncomfortable with the ambiguous atmosphere as her big *ss c*ck gradually erected. ... Once the time came when Yayoi finally came across her old enemy, she said smugly, "Didn't you know? I'm your step-father!"

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Give me more pills!

An hour later, the bronze cauldron suddenly shook as the spiritual Qi of heaven and earth gathered.

Ten marble-sized crystal clear Body-refining Pills gradually condensed, levitating in the air.

Lin Jiangfeng also stopped performing his hand signs, grabbed the pill, and put them into a small container before making another batch.

"The quality of pills was divided into Inferior, Mediocre, Superior, Perfect, Dao-grade. With my limited strength, the quality of these pills didn't even reach the perfect grade. What an embarrassment."

Lin Jiangfeng shook his head helplessly, clearly not satisfied with the result. As the Alchemy Emperor, he felt ashamed to have refined these superior grade low-level pills.

...

While Lin Jiangfeng grumbled over his own 'inadequate' ability, Yayoi was utterly awed. It was her first time seeing something so extraordinary.

'Sigh... His techniques are too unbelievable, too awesome! It's a regret that I learn absolutely nothing.'

Having seen enough of Lin Jiangfeng's mysterious craft, Yayoi got out of hiding and pretended to have just arrived at the mountain peak.

She took a deep breath and cried out loudly: "Big brother Feng! I'm here! Where are you!?"

"Up here!"

Dashing over with enthusiasm, she further asked, "What is that? It smells so good. Big brother Feng, are you cooking something? I hadn't eaten anything yet. Can we share?"

"Cooking? Something like that, but it will take some time."

Lin Jiangfeng replied.

When refining Body-refining Pill, it doesn't necessarily have to condense into actual pills to have an effect. When the ingredients dissolve while boiling in the heat, they can be consumed in their liquid state, albeit the result would be significantly diminished.

Yayoi shrugged her shoulder with ignorance, assuming he was lying.

The cauldron looks like a delicious veggie hot pot, and if she didn't see how the pills were condensed just now, she would have believed him.

After Yayoi sat down next to the fire, they chatted for a while.

"Fatty Xuan, I have something for you." Lin Jiangfeng eventually took out a Body-refining Pill handed to her.

"This looks like good stuff. It seems like a pearl. Brother Feng, what is it?"

Yayoi asked, holding the pill in her hand.

Now that she could look at it up close, she noticed a mysterious glow wrapped around the pill, seemingly magical.

"It's a pill," He explained. "Something I specially prepared for you. Eating it will greatly help you lose weight."

"Wow, brother Feng, I didn't know you had such a good thing. Can I have some more?" As soon as Yayoi said this, she could feel her face thicken like cowhide.

However, knowing that Lin Jiangfeng has ten pills and could make more at any time, she cursed him for his pettiness.

Just one pill? She is not a beggar!

Lin Jiangfeng looked at Yayoi for a moment and gave her another pill. Only then was she satisfied.

"Can I eat it now? This pill, I mean."

"Wait, don't be impulsive. There aren't too many. It would work better to eat the pill before you start exercising."

Yayoi smiled and said: "Hehe, then, brother Feng, have you changed your mind? Can you teach me your moves?"

"This again? As I said before, I inherited my martial arts from my family, and I cannot pass it down so easily." Lin Jiangfeng shook his head and refused. "Unless you agree to take me as your master, otherwise don't even think about it..."

"Tsk..."

Yayoi scoffed in her heart.

A brother was better than a disciple. How could she be hoodwinked so easily? No way!

A while later, Yayoi took out a physical copy of the Demonic Bear Style from her bag, which she exchanged beforehand with 200 SP, and said, "Then how about this... If you can't teach me your martial arts, help me learn this technique. It shouldn't be a problem for you, right?"

The physical copy of the Demonic Bear Style was a piece of brownish animal skin, similar to that of goat parchment. It contains various postures of the savage barbarian tribespeople and a few lines of ancient text.

The words on it were deep red as if inscribed with fresh blood.

At first glance, the scroll gave off a mysterious vibe and intense murderous aura when it first appeared. Lin Jiangfeng felt like he was looking at a ferocious Demonic Bear howling at his face.

"...Oh? Interesting. Fatty Xuan, where did you get this?"

After Lin Jiangfeng confirmed that it was an authentic martial technique, the scroll piqued his interest.

A technique of this level was suitable for those in the Qi Condensation Realm, especially someone who focused on the path of body refining. And although this technique wasn't anything worth mentioning in front of him, he was inquisitive.

Mainly, he was more interested in the blood used. It didn't come from an ordinary creature.

Besides, after he briefly read its contents, Lin Jiangfeng was sure that this Demonic Bear Style was many times more exquisites than Elder Xu's Dog Biting technique.

"Hehehe. Don't look at me like that. Let me tell you, yesterday, I encountered an injured mysterious old man in the market. He said I have excellent bone structure and physique. The old man also added that I'm a one in a million genius in the way of martial art; hence he gave me this technique with a mysterious metal ball."

Yayoi seriously narrated to Lin Jiangfeng with exaggerated body gestures, using all the cliches she knows. Even she was engrossed in her own made-up story and is convinced.

"At first, I was skeptical, but later, the metal ball unexpectedly drilled into my body, and after some pain, I became stronger! Can you believe it? I was shocked! But before I could express my gratitude to him, the old men abruptly disappeared after saying that he was a Gate Master from the Thirteen Gates of Heavenly Stars—the Seventh Gate—Gate of the Celestial War Bear!"

After listening to Yayoi's story, Lin Jiangfeng was skeptical.

But as soon as he took her wrist and examined her pulse, he was amazed to find out that her internal body structure had changed, and it was many times stronger than before.

Powerful vital blood qi, metallic muscles, and steel-like bone frame supported her giant body and protected her internal organs.

Through Yayoi's pulse, Lin Jiangfeng could feel as if there were thousands of iron wires coiling around each other next to his ears every time her heart throbbed in her chest.

How? It was simply impossible!

These changes were too fast, and there was no plausible explanation!

In the end, Lin Jiangfeng could only believe in Yayoi's fortunate bullshit encounter. After all, as an Immortal that has lived for ten thousand years, what kind of lucky opportunities hadn't he heard of?

Having experienced many things in his younger days, Lin Jiangfeng soon regained composure and assumed:

'It seems that Blue Planet's hidden power's more than just meet the eyes.'

Hello, Chibi's back! Too busy watching K-drama on the weekend lol. Have you watched All Of Us Are Dead? It was awesome!

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