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I reincarnated in another world, but my dad's the harem protagonist

The entire world is in shambles because of the sudden disappearance of their young males. But why is this happening?  Yes, you guessed right: they are being reincarnated into other worlds! That's the conclusion that our Main Character came to. But there wouldn't be anybody stupid (or smart) enough to actually throw themselves in front of a truck... right? Content warning: drug abuse, truck abuse, sexual tension with a pig, and so much more (: Whoever gets all the references can have as much sexual tension with a pig as he/she wants (write your guesses in the comments!) Also uploaded at Royal Road

TheNewRuler · Fantasie
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The god of 'death through truck'

'Walking really can be hard,' Emcy thought.

While struggling towards his next destination, Emcy was working hard on his smartphone.

Are you sure you want to change the route?

-Yes -No

After accepting, Emcy could finally put his phone away.

'I've prepared everything, the truck driver, the schoolgirl, now I just need to wait.'

It didn't take long before he reached the bus stop, which was right in front of the Hida high school.

'No problem, there is still time before school ends. There shouldn't be anything wrong with the plan, and the truck will soon be on its way here.'

...

DING DONG DANG*

High school students rushed out of the building and over the street to get to the bus stop first. But Emcy didn't even look at them.

'They should be coming out soon,' he thought, looking over the schoolyard. 'There they are!'

A beautiful girl in school uniform and glasses hesitantly walked towards a normal-looking boy.

The girl looked uncomfortable, but Emcy could only imagine the boy's angry face since he could only see his back.

'This girl is supposed to be the angel of this school; That's how she was able to get with the boy. Of course, it would have been the other way around a few years before, but since so many young men disappeared, it can even be hard to find a boyfriend at all.

The only problem is that this girl isn't as angel-like as she seems. Just a week before, she got too drunk and made out with another man after her boyfriend had already left. But, of course, I have nothing to do with that...'

A bright shining halo appeared over his head.

'Of course, something like that couldn't go unpunished, so I made a video of them and sent it to her boyfriend. It was hard to get into the club, but what can I do, when I see injustice, I can't let it slide. The video is pretty graphic, so there is no way he will forgive her. Now she just needs to run over the street while crying for the truck to almost crush her. Then I can step in.'

And indeed, they only spoke a few words before the boy took out his smartphone and showed it to the girl. Her eyes filled with tears and her head turned red.

"No... p-please, that was just..." the girl stuttered.

"No, look here. It's the best part," the boy's voice sounded calm, but it had a dangerous undertone.

'A yes, I remember, that should probably be the part where she... ah, no, I have to concentrate.'

When the video ended, the boy spoke again. "Go... I don't want to see you anymore."

Tears started to roll down her cheeks. "Please... I-I can explain..."

The boy was clenching his teeth. "I said go."

The girl slowly turned away and started walking. She looked back at her former boyfriend, but he was already walking back towards the school.

'I'm happy I could help him find out the truth about his girlfriend.'

Ken could already see the truck driving towards him down the street, with speeds way above the speed limit.

And the steps of the girl became faster as well.

"Stop!" Emcy shouted, but as he expected, she couldn't hear him. She would be on the street in only a few seconds, and the truck wasn't even slowing down.

Ken started to run... but he was slow.

'Shit, why did I need to eat that much?!'

He had to give it his all to start catching up to the girl, who was already on the street. When the truck closed in, Emcy took every last bit of energy left in his body and jumped. He felt the air rushing by as the world blurred. In the last moment, his hands hit the girl's back, pushing her out of the truck's way.

Emcy could hear a girl screaming far away while pain overcame his body. He could feel his ribs being crushed under the weight of the truck, and his vision became blurry.

'F*ck, something like this is never mentioned in those stories.'

Then the noises suddenly came back. Screams and horns sounded while a familiar face appeared before Emcy's eyes.

Even though his vision was still a bit blurred, he could see the girl crying even more.

"I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry..." she mumbled while leaning down towards Ken.

'NOoooooo, don't you do it... don't kiss me with that filthy mouth, I have seen what was in there! Mouth to mouth will change nothing, my entire body is crushed!'

She leaned in, and their lips touched. She started to blow... air into his mouth.

'Ah, yuck! Wtf? Did I just feel tongue?! How f*cking desperate are you?! Is this really how I leave this world? Goddamit!'

Then he blacked out.

...

When Emcy woke up, he sat on a chair that was floating in the endless void of space. Stars sparkled all around him, but the one shining the most was sitting in a chair right in front of him.

'Yes, I f*cking did it!' Emcy thought.

The god facing Emcy was surrounded by a golden aura. Her blonde hair was floating around her head, and her tits were so massive that they almost reached her knees.

"I am the god of 'death through truck', Lastwagen," the goddess said in Japanese ('Haha, told you!'). "I am part of the god of reincarnation, who will grant you a second life in a...

...what are you doing?"

Emcy stopped scrubbing his tongue with his t-shirt.

"Oh, don't mind me, just go on," he said and then continued to scrub his tongue.

"You don't have to worry about things like poison in here. This isn't your physical body but just a projection of your soul," the god said, raising one brow.

Emcy breathed a sigh of relief. "Thank god," he said, "then I don't have to worry about what diseases that girl could have brought upon me. But wait... that doesn't make sense. Why does the projection of my soul wear the same t-shirt I wore today?"

"I don't care!" Lastwagen said, "I'm a god! Do you really think I have to trouble myself with such dumb things like logic?!"

Her eyes turned red, and her tits started to elevate.

'Wtf? Is this happening because her hair is already floating? Is her power level now over 9000? No, her hair was already floating... it's even higher than that!'

"I'm sorry, I didn't want to anger you. Can you please forgive this lowly one?" Emcy said while bowing down.

"Yes, that's how I like my bugs. I hope something like that will never happen again," Lastwagen sounded pleased. Her eyes turned normal again, and her tits fell down and bounced a bit before finally becoming still.

"Yes, of course," Emcy nodded.

'F*ck, I still have to be careful.'

"Anyways, what I wanted to say: The god of reincarnation will grant you a second life. But in return, you have to do something for him. The world is plagued by a demon king, and you will have to kill him," the goddess said.

'Yes, bla bla bla, I know. I've heard things like that a thousand times.'

"But you won't be alone in this world. Many reincarnators gather there, and they all have the same goal: to kill the demon king. There is only one thing left to say.

Good luck, boy!" the goddess shouted.

The stars around Emcy blurred. His journey towards a new world began.

...

[8 hours later]

'F*ck, why is this taking so long?'

*Lastwagen uses divine massive tit-jiggle. It's very effective.*