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I Own a Funeral Home: Live Stream Following Other Streamers and Shock the Entire Internet!

Li Yidao transmigrated into a parallel world and became the owner of a funeral home. While browsing videos, he accidentally came across a seductive woman in yoga pants. Suddenly, a system prompt appeared in his mind. [Due to long-term fasting, the probability of sudden cardiac arrest and death is 99%!] Yang Lin quickly gave her a like and followed her and then advertised his funeral home. [No worries after death. Yidao will escort you all the way. We provide all-in-one services to ensure that your affairs are taken care of. Pre-booking can enjoy a 50% discount!] Netizens laughed and praised him for being good at doing business, but they didn't expect Li Yidao's prediction to come true. The next day, the seductive woman died of sudden cardiac arrest. People were all dumbfounded. After a few more such incidents, Li Yidao became famous on the Internet. Netizens begged him to spare their lives. One day, Li Yidao entered Zhou Shuyi's live room. While she was happily demonstrating how to swallow a goose egg, a notification appeared. "Li Yidao's Funeral Home just followed you!" Zhou Shuyi exclaimed, "Hey, dude, your ID is interesting!" "Shuyi, run! Li Yidao is coming!" "You are going to be killed by Li Yidao, Shuyi... no one can escape once he follows you." "Oh no, big mouth, I'm gonna miss you..." "Rest in peace, Shuyi..." From then on, everyone was terrified of Li Yidao. Anyone who was followed by him quietly wrote their wills...

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Brother Dao, Your paper dolls Is Talking!

Translator: Nyoi-Bo Studio Redakteur: Nyoi-Bo Studio

In the live stream, the fans were plunged into a silence akin to a system crash!

Everyone had an incredulous look on their faces as they stared at the paper dolls on the screen.

Did it really speak?

And it even asked if they were all looking at her.

What the heck was going on!

"Oh my god, guys! Did the paper dolls just talk?"

"Well... yeah, it seems like it..."

"Where's... where's Brother Dao? Who has his contact information? Quick, call him! The paper dolls spoke!"

"I can't believe it! Did we just transmigrate? How can paper dolls talk?"

"But... but she really did speak!"

"This is too surreal, I can't take it!"

"Um... Miss Paper Dolls, we weren't looking at you, could you please call Brother Dao back?"

"..."

But, at this moment, the paper dolls seemed to have no reaction at all.

Naturally, it couldn't call Brother Dao back.

Gradually, everyone began to console themselves.