Mystery of the Bipedal Pig

Chris expected a fans to come rushing to the gang like in the second Scooby Doo movie, but luckily like the System said, their fame was only a bit big at best.

"So I guess there's no fans today Fred," Chris said.

"Yeah after we solved that Yamoto no Orochi mystery in Japan, I thought we would be riddled with fans like the Hex Girls," Fred said.

"It's Yamato no Orochi Fred and of course we wouldn't be that famous. That wasn't too big of a mystery anyways," Velma said while rolling her eyes. "Furthermore, Hex Girls are a renowned band that made headlines all over the U.S. Our Mystery Gang don't really stand a chance compared to them,"

Classes in Hotsville was even more boring than Chris' original class back in his world since the level was lowered.

The only good part was that all his classes were Advanced Placement classes, classes that Velma was also a part of.

'I need to show my good side to Velma during class,' Chris thought.

Period 1 was AP Biology.

"Hello guys, my name is Mr. Sherbet. I am going to be your AP Biology teacher this year and I'm pleased to see all 15 of you guys here," Mr. Sherbet, a short 50 year old man with white hair and mustache, said. "AP Biology is not as difficult as one might think. Yes, there are some nitty gritty details such as the specific kingdom a specific species is or the specific details of photosynthesis. In essence there is a lot of memorization,"

...

It was now 3:15 P.M. and Chris was not able to make any sort of favorable impression.

'All these teachers only talk talk talk. They haven't asked a single question!' Chris thought angrily. He and Velma left school and Fred and the rest of the gang were waiting for them in the Mystery Machine.

"Hey guys, thought you guys weren't coming," Fred said.

"Yeah, our AP Physics teacher was happy to give Velma a 10 minute extra lesson on kinematics," Chris said.

"Hey, that stuff is extremely interesting. You also stayed in that extra 10 minutes," Velma said.

"Well it was a bit interesting and besides you were in so I had to stay," Chris said which made Fred and Daphne look at him with a strange stare.

"Well, you didn't really have to stay if you didn't want to," Velma said as she went inside the Mystery Machine.

'God damn it. Did I screw up?' Chris thought. 'I was never too good at wooing girls,'

Chris entered the back of the Mystery Machine and Fred took off.

"Alright guys, let's go to Jumborino. They came up with a new burger called the Ultimate Burger. They put in 4 patties from each meat being made from different animals with cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, red onions, and their secret Jumbo Sauce,"

"Dericious," Scooby said while smacking his lips.

"Alright after we eat, we'll see if there are any more mysteries for us to solve," Fred said.

They got to Jumborino which was a gigantic place with a clown face as the door frame and the mouth as the door.

When they went inside, there were two sections, the playground and the dining section. The gang had Shaggy and Scooby order the food while the rest found a space for the 6 of them to sit. When they found one, Shaggy and Scooby also came to them having a card with them with the number 6.

"We're lucky that we came pretty early. People are starting to just pour in," Shaggy said.

"Well hurry and sit you two. No need to continue standing up," Velma said.

Shaggy and Scooby sat next to Chris while Fred sat next to Daphne and Velma.

Soon 2 teen waitresses came with 3 trays in total.

"12 Ultra Burgers, 3 Regular Jumbo Burgers, 3 orders of large fries and 3 orders or regular fries," One of the waitress said as she laid out 2 trays.

"And 1 parfait on the house," The other waitress said as she put down the tray with the parfait and looked at Chris with an amorous look.

Chris smiled wryly and thanked her. The two waitresses laughed and left.

"Wow, the popular Chris strikes again," Velma said. "You got a free parfait this time,"

"Yeah, Chris has been always getting free stuff. I wonder why? The only time I got free stuff was when that girl Shelley gave me all those snacks back during Luis Santiago's game," Shaggy said while starting to eat one of the Ultimate Burger.

"Oh yeah, it was the baseball specter haunting right," Chris said.

"Yeah that was one dedicated peanut, soft-serve, ice-cream, pizza girl," Shaggy said with a smile.

While the gang was eating, there was a large crash behind them.

"What was that?" Daphne asked.

"It's... that!" Shaggy screamed while pointing towards the front door.

It was a bipedal 8 ft. pig with huge biceps. It was pink like a regular pig, but there was no pupil so its eyes were pure white. It looked like it came out from underneath the restaurant.

"JUMBORINO, YOU HAVE EATEN TOO MUCH OF MY BRETHREN! NOW YOU MUST SUFFER!" The 8 ft. pig said as it started to kick the tables and chairs. Everyone in the restaurant started to panic and run out of the restaurant. The 8 ft. pig suddenly turned to gang and saw just how many burgers were there on the tray.

"YOU DARE EAT SO MANY OF MY BRETHREN. YOU MUST PAY FOR YOUR INSOLENCE," The pig said as it charged towards them.

"We have to get out of here," Velma said.

"hahahaha... I haven't finished eating all my burgers yet," Shaggy said.

"Reah the burgers," Scooby said while looking at the burgers with pitiful eyes.

"Who cares about the burgers right now. If we don't leave we're going to become patty. RUN!" Fred shouted. Fred, Velma, Daphne and Chris started to run out of the restaurant. Shaggy and Scooby continued to eat their burger, but with the pig right on them, they started to run as well. Chris looked back and saw that Shaggy and Scooby were in place for a couple of seconds before they ran at top speed.

'Ahhh the gravity defying run,' Chris thought as he ran with the rest of the gang. The bipedal pig kept on chasing after them and since they were around the back of the restaurant, they had to maneuver around. The pig was running extremely fast for its size almost grabbing Scooby's tail. However, they finally made it out of the restaurant.

"YOU WILL EVENTUALLY PAY FOR EATING MY BRETHREN!" The pig said as it went back in to smash the restaurant.

"What was that?!" Daphne asked with a panicked tone.

"I don't know," Fred said.

"A mutated pigs perhaps?" Velma asked.

"Well if there was some kind of radiation that affected the pig, there's a possibility that it might grow to that size while being bipedal," Chris said. "However, there's no way that the vocal cord of a pig would change to that of a human's. Velma what do you think?"

"Yeah you're right, but anything is possible. We have to look into this a bit more," Velma said.

"Well gang, I think we have a mystery in our hands," Fred said with a bright smile.

'Ahhh, I haven't heard that phrase in years,' Chris thought as the gang suddenly started to look into the sky for a bit.