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I Can’t Act Anymore

Mu Mu transmigrated in the novel that had the plot like a fraud marriage with a man dressed in women’s clothing, a rich man regretting and taking revenge after rebirth. The body he had transmigrated into was none other than that of a scumbag who was a fraud man dressed in women’s clothing. He was also the one that the protagonist took revenge against. And now, he was standing at the door of the Civil Affairs Bureau with that damn protagonist, holding the newly-released marriage certificate in his hand. Mu Mu agitatedly raised his head. He saw the fierce and sinister expression on that damn protagonist. He was twitching the corners of his mouth, showing a grim smirk of wishing to eat his blood and flesh. Mu Mu’s legs were weak and his eyes turned dark. He was trembling: “My good brother, why don’t we get a divorce?”

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I Can’t Act Anymore Chapter 33

Mu Mu put down his face, sat in front of the mirror of the dressing table in the cloakroom, and watched Duan Yu cast his magic.

Mu Mu knows nothing about makeup.

His knowledge of makeup and skin care is limited to facial cleanser and mask.

This is all thanks to his passion for surfing.

Mu Mu often pays attention to things related to clothing and fashion, so he can always find one or two beauty bloggers who pass by in a flash. Over time, A Zhai engraved the two keywords of cleansing and facial mask into the DNA of his image of women.

After Mu Mu came to this world, his understanding of the bottles and jars on the table was limited to hair plus facial cleanser and mask.

It wasn't until the male star Zheng'er Bajing gave him a makeup test that Ah Zhai realized that there are so many steps involved in makeup.

"Can Qin Yucheng really not recognize me?" Mu Mu asked.

The male star said firmly: "Yes!"

While giving Mu Mu a massage with a beauty instrument to reduce edema, he said, "I don't know if you have watched a variety show in the island country next door. After the wife changes her makeup, she follows her husband's friend back to her home, saying that she is a friend's wife. The one that tests whether the husband can recognize it!"

Mu Mu: Σ? !

How can there be such a wicked program!

Mu Mu became excited instantly, expressing concern: "What's the result?"

The male star sighed: "In the end, ten out of ten people didn't recognize it."

Didn't they recognize none of them!

Mu Mu was shocked.

Duan Yu became interested, and asked Mu Mu to roll the beauty instrument by himself, then turned around and took out the tablet keyboard and tablet from his own toolbox, and opened the variety show.

After watching the first couple, Mu Mu felt that this seemed really feasible!

To the male star, he made a still more urgent voice: "Then can you work harder, preferably so that I can't recognize myself?"

"...Alas." Duan Yu looked at Mu Mu and sighed, "If I knew today, why bother?"

Gan.

It wasn't me who did it, and it wasn't the original owner's fault!

Azhai was furious.

"Things have already happened!" Mu Mu looked at Duan Yu pitifully, "Please do me a favor."

"Okay, I'll satisfy you!" Duan Yu rolled up his sleeves and started to work.

Qin Yucheng left early today.

Of course, if the boss leaves early, it's not called leaving early, it's called being entangled in business.

As soon as Qin Yucheng entered the door and approached the cloakroom, he heard Duan Yu teaching Mu Mu how to be a glamorous red carpet actress.

Mu Mu was being toyed with, looking at herself in the mirror, she couldn't believe it.

He waved to the beautiful sister in the mirror.

The pretty sister in the mirror waved her hand.

Mu Mu:! !

It's really me!

Different from the relatively gentle and elegant look of the previous makeup trial, his hair is now straightened and parted on the side, revealing his full forehead and ears, with a pair of sapphire ear clips on his earlobes.

The eye makeup has become relatively heavy within the scope of fitting the clothing, and the color of the lipstick and the outline of the lips have also been deepened and emphasized.

Duan Yu began to teach: "If people dare not approach you, you must raise your chin, raise your chest and retract your ribs, lift your **** up, push your shoulders down, keep your shoulders as far away from your ears as possible, and stretch out your neck. Curves and collarbones…"

Following the male star's reminder, A Zhai raised his chin and looked up at the figure in the mirror.

The beautiful sister in the mirror has cat eyes that are raised at the corners, and the casual glance seems to have a hook, but because of the cold corners of her mouth, it is daunting.

Ah Zhai's heartbeat stopped suddenly.

Oops, I seem to be attracted to the wrong person at the wrong time!

But, **** it!

Why can't I marry myself!

Mu Mu looked at the beautiful sister in the mirror, wishing she could directly and confidently "Hi, wife".

pity! !

What a pity! !

Ah Zhai almost cried.

I don't despise my face anymore.

It's nice to have!

Since then, the lover in the dream has a specific image!

Here Mu Mu is madly licking her beautiful sister, while the male star is still chattering.

In the words of male stars, the essence of change is eyebrows and highlights.

To make Mu Mu unrecognizable, the most important thing is to change his fixed image in people's minds.

As for what Mu Mu looked like before, you can tell by looking at the pile of lady skirts in the cloakroom.

So the male star slapped his forehead and found Mu Mu's new position.

Noble and glamorous.

The key is that the outline and color must be obvious, and there must be certain edges and corners to be aggressive enough.

Straight hair, exposing the forehead and one ear, highlights the muscle lines of the neck during activities, and at the same time sets off the shadowed jaw line, which can increase the level of edges and corners.

The bridge of the nose should be straight, the brow bone should be protruding, and the eye sockets should be as natural as possible to transition to a deeper outline.

as well as…

The male star pressed Mu Mu's shoulders, looked at Mu Mu in the mirror: "Don't be so stupid, smile a little more!"

A Zhai happily followed the guide.

"It's not this kind of look, why are you so happy!" the male celebrity said anxiously, "Don't bend your eyes, just move your mouth, don't use your apple muscles!"

Don't scold, don't scold, just do it.

Mu Mu struggled hard with the muscles on his face, but before the muscles on his face were fully controlled, the muscles on his back that were involved in sinking his shoulders, retracting his abdomen, and puffing his chest had already started to ache.

Qin Yucheng stood at the door of the cloakroom with great interest, watching that just after Duan Yu corrected his waist, Mu Mu's shoulders collapsed, and as soon as he broke his shoulders, Mu Mu's neck was no longer straight.

The male star was almost suffocating.

A Zhai was almost suffocating.

Forget it.

Being a girl is still too troublesome, let this face go with the wind!

The male star repeated in despair: "Don't move your apple muscles, just move your mouth! You...you just treat it like you are going to a funeral!"

Mu Mu: Σ? !

It doesn't have to be like this? !

A Zhai sighed heavily, twitched the corners of his mouth wearily and perfunctorily, and was scared back by Duan Yu's clapping.

"That's right, that's the expression!" The male star danced and danced, "I'm just going to be a kitten and criticize my face!"

Mu Mu: "..."

Mu Mu's head buzzed.

Duan Yu over there continued to talk about expression management: "Remember, when looking at someone taller than you, raise your eyes first and then your chin, don't raise your head directly, be graceful, and move slowly, and don't lower your head when looking at someone who is shorter than you , to lean forward slightly..."

Duan Yu felt that he shouldn't be teaching Mu Mu these things, but Mu Mu is obviously very unfamiliar with the situation of girls in the social field!

At this time, the male star realized one thing very deeply: these sisters became sisters in the middle of their debut!

Before that, he must have been more accustomed to appearing in various occasions in a masculine posture.

And the status of Mu Mu's family should not be low.

Duan Yu thought.

I need to attend such occasions, but I don't care much about manners and time. Most of the time, my family is so good that I can ignore these unnecessary things, and I want to be flattered.

But it's also true for men.

Compared with men, this society always has an unreasonable harshness towards women.

It's like men can pay less attention to appearance and manners, but women want to be the best in everything. If there is a little inappropriateness, it will be infinitely magnified.

She would be willing to give up everything she had before and accompany Qin Yucheng to start from scratch as a woman. Duan Yu felt that Mu Mu must have true love for Qin Yucheng.

The more the male star thought about it, the more sour he became.

Who doesn't want sweet love.

Qin Yucheng raised his hand and knocked on the door of the cloakroom when Mu Mu was forced to recite the expression management formula by Duan Yu.

A Zhai kept in mind the male star's tutorial, first lowered his eyes, looked up from below, then turned his head, and looked over with a blank expression.

Only then did Qin Yucheng see Mu Mu's full face.

It is completely different from the makeup trial yesterday afternoon—if yesterday afternoon she was an elegant and gentle girl sowing the harvest, then now she should be... a **** holding a scepter and ruthlessly looking down on the people.

Qin Yucheng paused slightly, feeling a little strange to Mu Mu like this, and it was still very fresh.

Mu Mu looked at Qin Yucheng, thinking why didn't this man speak?

He raised his hand and touched his face, suddenly.

Mu Mu became excited, and whispered to Duan Yu, "Do you think he didn't recognize me?"

"No, I recognized it." Qin Yucheng had sharp eyes and ears.

That bit of freshness and strangeness disappeared completely the moment Mu Mu Bucao sculpted.

Mu Mu turned to look at Duan Yu with accusation in his eyes.

Didn't you say that Qin Yucheng couldn't even recognize him!

The male star quickly found a way for himself: "He recognized you, which proves that he loves you enough!"

Mu Mu:? ? ?

You can shut up!

Qin Yucheng frowned: "Did you bet something?"

"No." Mu Mu quickly denied.

Duan Yu was a little afraid to look at Qin Yucheng—this buddy didn't know that he was going to a banquet with his wife's ex-boyfriend!

The male celebrity who helped Mu Mu hide it felt surrounded by guilt.

He turned his head away, and took a bag of nuts and a bar of chocolate from the toolbox and handed them to Mu Mu: "There is basically nothing to eat at the banquet, you eat these tops."

Mu Mu took the nuts and chocolate, and was quite obedient in this matter.

Qin Yucheng looked at Mu Mu, and then at the guilty male star, without asking any further questions, he just turned his head and went to Mu Mu's room.

The box containing the wedding ring was still lying quietly on the dressing table.

Qin Yucheng opened the box, saw the ring lying safely inside, and stretched out his hand to hook it.

The wedding ring rolled into his palm with a hint of coolness.

The coolness disappeared quickly, but it made Qin Yucheng's toes pause slightly when he was about to go out.

He looked at the magnificent fire refracted by the diamond in his palm, and pursed his lips, feeling a little awkward in his heart.

this ring...

Qin Yucheng stared at it blankly for a while, and finally stuffed it back into the ring box, and closed the box with a "da".

Find a chance and remake a pair of rings.

Thinking this way, Mr. Qin turned his head and left Mu Mu's room, returned to the cloakroom, and extended his hand to Mu Mu who was eating nuts: "Let's go, it's time to go."

Mu Mu struggled to carry the skirt and put on a pair of flat sandals.

Qin Yucheng frowned.

Well, as expected of you.

"Dongli" is a revolving restaurant located on the top floor of the landmark tower in the high-tech zone of Z City.

The consumption is quite high, and an appointment is required in advance. It is said that the quota has been queued for two months.

This level is almost comparable to a divorce appointment!

Sitting in the car, Mu Mu thought so.

They were not too far from Dongli, and it took about 20 minutes to drive.

Counting the evening peak hours, Qin Yucheng arrived at the downstairs of the Landmark Tower at seven o'clock, which was neither too early nor too late.

Before Qin Yucheng got out of the car, he quickly stopped Mu Mu who was about to open the door and get out of the car: "Don't move."

"?" Mu Mu stopped blankly.

Qin Yucheng got out of the car, handed over the car keys to the parking attendant, opened the car door for Mu Mu, leaned over and stretched out his hand, and couldn't help laughing when he saw Mu Mu who was really motionless.

He coughed lightly: "...you can move now."

Mu Mu looked up at him in the car for two seconds, then hesitantly reached out to touch Qin Yucheng's palm.

Qin Yucheng held Mu Mu with one hand, and helped him lift up the skirt with the other.

The appearance of handsome men and beautiful women is always more eye-catching, and the Landmark Tower has attracted a lot of attention today—the people invited today are all young talents from Z City, and they also asked to bring companions, saying that this is a large-scale friendship in disguise. Too much.

So some reporters from the entertainment industry also came, hoping to get some information.

When Mu Mu got out of the car, the flashing lights flashed on him.

He instinctively squinted his eyes, frowned slightly and looked in the direction of the flickering lights.

The frequency of the flash paused for a moment, and the next second it flashed even more crazily.

A Zhai had never seen such a battle before, so he froze on the spot.

The next second I wanted to run.

Quit it! Quit it!

There is even a photo!

God! If this photo is passed on to the imperial capital and people who know the original owner see it, it will be over!

His own death is not important, the main thing is not to drag down other people's families!

But before Mu Mu had time to react, he was dragged by Qin Yucheng, walked into the gate under the guidance of the concierge, and went to the elevator that went directly to the top floor.

Qin Yucheng turned his head and glanced at Mu Mu who was blinking vigorously: "Did you get caught?"

Mu Mu was worried, but he didn't dare to ask too clearly: "The photo..."

Qin Yucheng instantly understood what he was worried about, turned around and summoned the concierge, gave him a tip, and asked him to go to the reporter to delete the photos.

Mu Mu was stunned for a moment, relieved a little, his eyes were still a little white from the flash light, and raised his hand to rub it, only to find that his hand was still held by Qin Yucheng.

Mu Mu looked at his hands, then raised his eyes to meet Qin Yucheng's gaze, and then looked at their handshake, hinting.

Qin Yucheng turned his face away, pretending not to see it.

Mu Mu: "?"

Didn't see it?

Mu Mu simply waved his hand.

Qin Yucheng's hands tightened instantly.

Mu Mu: "??"

What are you doing? ?

Qin Yucheng could almost imagine the expression on Mu Mu's face.

There was a slight smile on his face, and when he turned his head, he saw the person coming behind them.

Mu Mu watched the expression on Qin Yucheng's face turn into a commercial smile in the blink of an eye, and immediately realized that it was probably a visitor.

He picked up the male star's teaching in an instant, crouched like a kitten, and turned his head to look over sullenly.

The oncoming two men and two women came together.

The short-sighted Mu Mu only recognized Yi An Ning who had met twice, and the other Mu Mu felt vaguely familiar. As for the two ladies, he immediately turned his eyes dark.

But the mere presence of Yi Anning already made A Zhai's heartbeat stall!

Mu Mu bit the bullet and looked at them one by one, precariously maintaining the image Duan Yu created for him.

Qin Yucheng only knew those two buddies.

One is Yi Anning and the other is Yao Hong.

Needless to say about the former, the latter is a dandy who is the number one prodigal. From the perspective of talent, Yao Hong is not half as good as his younger brother Yao Chi.

But as the host this time, Yao Hong must give face.

But before Qin Yucheng opened his mouth, Yao Hong's eyes lit up, leaving the remaining three people behind, and walked towards them quickly.

Qin Yucheng felt a chill in his heart when he realized that the host was staring at the little clumsy beside him.

He tilted his head to glance at Mu Mu, but found that Mu Mu's attention was all on Yi Anning.

"?" Qin Yucheng felt that there was something wrong with the direction of the arrow.

Mr. Qin gently scratched Mu Mu's palm with his fingertips, and asked in a low voice, "Do you know Yao Hong?"

"!!" Mu Mu withdrew his gaze from Mr. Stamp. Although he didn't understand why Qin Yucheng asked such a question, he quickly denied it, "I don't..."

"Mu Mu!" Yao Hong strode forward, the corner of his mouth curled up, "You look beautiful like this today."

? ? ?

Mu Mu was stuck.

Who are you? ?

"Mr. Yao." Without waiting for Mu Mu to answer, Qin Yucheng pulled him back, took a step forward, and stood between Yao Hong and Mu Mu, and said coldly, "Mr. Stay away from my wife."

Yao Hong froze, and looked at Qin Yucheng with an unkind expression.

Yi Anning looked at this and then at that, and smiled apologetically at the two ladies beside her, and after accepting their rolled eyes, she leaned up unwillingly and leaned forward.

"Miss Mu Mu, today is a completely different style, but still beautiful."

Qin Yucheng took a deep breath, held Mu Mu's hand and squeezed it vigorously.

Mu Mu's mind seemed to be blank, and there seemed to be countless thoughts flickering constantly.

In the end, the pale-faced and stiff-faced beauty let out a whine of throwing the pot away.

Duan Yu!

You trash! !

You are not my Ultraman anymore! !

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