I Think Human is Weird

- POV Cured Zombie -

i finally meet human!

after have to punch a zombie to sky because it want to kill human.

but finally meet human!

now human will walk and i will go to where human go. there human will come together with me and we will become humans!

but why is human just sit there?

and why human make weird noise?

and what is that box human hold and talk to?

is this how human is?

well i don't know. but i am human now so i must do what human do.

let me look for box like human have.

hmmmmmm

ah here it is! same box but not really look same. but it is a box!

now let's sit and make noise to the box.

how to make noise again?

i don't know.

I'll just grunt like zombies. at least it is noise too.

hrmmm grmmmm harummmm grummmm

human looking at me right now. i think human see me as fellow human now. eh human no longer look at me.

ah i can't tell with that something on human body. i can see now that human there is just like me. but that human is inside something that look like human i see now. weird human like to be inside human. i don't want to be inside zombie. eeww

okay now what the human do right now?

human still make noise to box. okay.

human still make noise to box. okay.

human still make noise to box. okay.

human still mak- oh human stop. good.

now we can finally go see fellow humans!

why human come to me? now human make noise to me? why human like to make noise? weird.

hmm i better look for top buildings.

human is boring. human just make noise.

i will go to top of ruined building nearby and enjoy the view until human go to see fellow humans.

good!

so now i look around and choose the highest ruined building. there!

i run and jump and now i am finally at the top of ruined building. i should go to spray water but i think i want to enjoy the view for now. ruined building so silent until the end of my sight.

aaahh human noise so loud. can't enjoy the view.

hrmmmmmmm

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- POV Catherina -

this cured zombie is idiot beyond believe.

even baby that born with some defect in brain can still recognize movement. hand movement, face expression, or even sound. BUT THIS BRAIN DEAD DOESN'T EVEN RESPOND TO SOUND.

he even look at me with that blank eye as if i am the idiot. HE IS THE IDIOT!

AAARRGGGHH

and worst he is naked. total naked. but still he is clean as a baby!!! how!!!

and one last thing, i am very regretful to admit this.

he has nice big d*ck.

AAARRRGGGHHHHHH