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I'm not OP, I'm just Lucky(DCEU)

There will be a lot of Comedy on this one so don't expect a serious plot. One day god was bored so he/she (gender equality) transported a man into another world. Mark Lancer was your everyday ordinary 26 years old man. One day he decided that he had enough and he didn't want to live a monotonous life anymore so quit his job, sell his house while donating the money to an orphanage, pack up and decided to travel the world. 12 years pass, he already traveled almost the entirety of the world and even discovered the lost city Atlantis because of this he became so famous 4 countries gave him a citizenship, he was offered 5 honorary doctorate and lastly a ton of money. Seeing that the fame and glory was just too troublesome, he rejected all of it except the money which he donated most of it into various Orphanage in the world; which earned him the illustrious title "the greatest Philanthropist in all time" after that he continued his travel. One day when he was in a street of Japan, a truck almost rammed into him but he was able to dodge while saying "Not today!- but before he even finish his world something rammed him from the back. He saw what hit him and can only gawk as light leave his eyes, it was a freaking Tank with words written on its side "Truck-kun's Big Brother!" it was year 2031, the year the greatest Philanthropist in all time, who rejected four citizenship and five doctorates died in a street in japan. His body was transferred back to the state and was awarded with full honors, lots of people attended his burial and a lot of them are from the orphanage he donated his money to. a statue was built in his likeness to inspire everyone to do good. English is not my main language so sorry

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Chapter 14

[What is the meaning of this? Why have you gathered your men here at my border after we've establish a truce?] The resounding Voice of the Highfather echoed as the army of New Genesis assembled just a few kilometer away from Darkseid.

[You Dare!? You are the one who've broken the truce first in this act of Barbarity!] Said Darkseid finally revealing what happened to him, all of his body was covered in Pink and the men from New Genesis struggling themselves not to laugh to not escalate the situation.

Even the Highfather himself couldn't help but hold his own laugh [I have no Idea of what you mean Darkseid and surely I have no part of your new appearance].

[You Dare Lie!? The message clearly said that you hold the liquid solution on your golden balls that is the only thing capable of removing this ....this...abomination!] Darkseid gritted his teeth, he have obviously known that his men and the Highfather's are currently laughing at his expense, If not for the purpose of expansion he wouldn't have accepted the truce.

The Highfather frown when talking about the message because he had one as well, a being capable of evading the sensors of New Genesis is alarming even Darkseid himself would find it difficult to avoid the scans. [I have no part of what happen to you but I did also receive a message concerning that liquid you are talking about so disband you army and I shall do the same, we shall talk like the rulers we are in the border.]

Favoring the Idea of not displaying himself to his people, he accepted the Idea and ordered his men to their stations.

The Highfather did the same and the two meet at the border. A few kilometers away from them was something off a listening device Mark has planted to record the conversation of the two and brodcast it to both of their planet.

At the planet New Genesis people were interrupted when the conversation of their leader was being broadcast throughout the two planet.

[This is the message that I have received earlier, it is especially highlighted here that we two should work in cooperation] the voice of Highfather sounded from the broadcast and Darkseid followed [so this is your Golden Balls?]

The inhabitants of the two planet drop their jaw at the vulgarity. [According to the message you have to stroke this lever up and down twenty times for the liquid solution to splash in your face] said the Highfather through the broadcast. His army wanting to stop this for further embarrassment race to the border but was stop by an unknown force, a barrier like thing guarded the two rulers preventing the others to approach them.

[What kind of sorcery is this!? why does this lever gets hard when I stroke it!] echoed the voice of Darkseid through the broadcast. The citizens of both planets was dying of embarrassment, how can their leader broadcast their entire vulgar engagement!

[Come on! I have a planet to rule, let us finish this quick.] said the Highfather as a rhythmic sound echoed through the broadcast that seems like a flesh slapping flesh.

[WHAT THE HECK IS DARKSEID AND THE HIGHFATHER DOING IN THERE!] one soldier shouted as others also clamored at the ridiculousness. [I'M GOING TO DIE JUST FROM LISTENING THIS!!] a bunch of citizens rolled to the floor holding their ears.

[Mama? what is happening?] ask a little kid and the mother could only cover the kids ears as she said [Nothing sweety just cover your ears] at the same time the mother had tears on her eyes as she can't cover her ears.

At the border, The Highfather was holding the two golden balls with one lever on it and a hose. The Highfather thought that this was quite the innovative stuff although a bit primitive for his taste, It uses the pressure produce by the lever to pump the liquid up towards the hose. (basically it's just a handheld pump with the golden ball as a water container instead of a well]

SPLASH!

liquid splash all over Darkseid as the Pink paint removes itself from him displaying his grey skin in all glory.

[There! we have finish!] The Highfather said and the two of them flew to their respective planets. Darkseid men saw that their leader has return and they stand on attention but was floored as their leader was covered in a white liquid all over his face. They struggled to stand on attention as the embarrassment they once had came back, some even close their eyes. [Come on the two planets are still on truce.] said Darkseid as he attributed the anxiety? of his soldiers to almost waging war with New Genesis.

That day the citizen of the two planets have an unanimous understanding that there are things that's better left unsaid.

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[BUAHAHAHAHA! I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY ACTUALLY DO THAT!] said Mark who was rolling on the floor as he clutch his stomach as he laugh out loud. Mikaela was eating something when she saw this and have come upfront to ask him [What are you laughing about?] and instead of saying something to her he just let her see the recording.

10 minutes later

[PFFFTTTTTT....!!! HAHAHAHA! WHAT THE F*CK] Mikaela laugh out loud as she saw the ridiculousness of the recording. [I'm going to send this two Batman and I don't believe he won't laugh at this.] said Mark has he had send the recording to Batman.

[That should give us more time, now what do you want to do Mika?] Mark said once he calmed down.

Mika once calmed down thought to herself fkr a minute [Let's go to the Bahamas!] she said making Mark nod.

The two then got ready for their weekend trip to the Bahamas.

Here's a new chapter!

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