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I'm Not A Psychopath It's My SCP System's Fault!: DXD

" Nothing can get worse than having a System In the theme of SCP, can It?" A 'simple' young man: Lukas Artorias from Earth asked himself. And oh~ How wrong he was~ " What the hell?! Why am I In DXD as a Kitsune Naruto!?" Tis is why, one does not temp Murphy, less you end like this sorry excuse of a human. This is a simple tale of a young man from Germany waking up In DXD as a Kitsune Naruto with the SCP System and how It changes his lazy mindset to something far more sinister and charismatic... Of course after dying once, because as a great Hero once said:" People die If they are killed..." ____________ >Disclaimer: I own nothing In this Fanfic, I made it purely out of enjoyment and Wish Fulfillment, so don't sue me. Though, the only stuff I own is my own creations. >Extra Tags: SCP • Chaotic Neutral MC(?) • Handsome-Beautiful MC • Highschool DXD. [FYI: I know both English and German, but writing In English seeing how there are more English Fanfics on this Site/App] ____________

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Chapter ~ 4: SCP System & 'Helping' Isaiah(Kiba Yuuto)

There are moments when your lower brain wins, and there are moments when your upper brain wins too...

Do you know which brain won for me?

" Not buying what your selling." And like that, I walked around the devils, one emotionless and the other now confused by my blank tone.

Picking up Isaiah and the fat-so with my Fox-Fire clouds, I started walking, this time a little faster, sensing the two devils behind me begin walking to me.

" So If you would please excuse me, I got places to be and people to 'greet'~" I added, knowing they hear me.

*Shoosh*

"..." Deadpaning the devils who appeared In front of me, I sighed, as my tails and ears twitched.

" Do you not understand me?" I asked with a slight smile, fully knowing they do.

" Hello, again." Stepping forward, young Rias smiled at me, looking me In the eyes," I'm Rias Gremory of the Gremory House, and I would like to have a word with you, Mister-Kitsune."

" So you did understand me..." Whipping the Imaginary sweat off my forehead, a smile formed on my face, a smile that made the two devil's faces twitch," So what can I do for you~?"

" Are those people your... friends?" Rias asked me all cutely and Princess-like, pointing her small finger at the people floated up by my Fox-Fire.

" Yes. We're one big happy family~" I answered, smiling brightly In the most fakeness way. Why? Because like I said before... It hard caring at the moment. Dying is not fun like you've seen In anime, It's real, and Its hurts like a bitch. So sorry for being an Asshole at the moment. This is real life and It can be a bitch sometimes. Trust me I know. Hell, I'm living It!

...Maybe a Coffee will help...?

" That was sarcasm." She pointed out, eyeing me up and down.

" Ding-Ding, we have a winner~" I shot back, still holding that fake smile.

"... Umm, your different." After eye-banging me for a whole ten seconds, Rias said, slightly smiling.

" I beg your pardon?" Confused, I asked. Different? What does she mean by that?

" I would like to make friends with you." She added, nodding cutely.

"" Eh?"" Both me and Grayfia confusing let out.

" Please keep this with you." Taking my hand Into her soft ones, she handed me a Japanese-looking Token with a Gremory symbol on It.

" Aright..." Still confused, I took It and put It In my packet.

" We can leave now." Smiling, she turned over and said to an equally confused Grayfia.

"... As you wish, Rias-sama." Nodding, she looked at me and nodded, then disappeared along with Rias, as a red magic circle appeared under them.

" Can somebody tell what fuck just happened?" I let out, knowing full well no one can hear me, watching the magic circle disappear

"... Fuck this Isekai R.O.B bullshit, I leaving this for later-me..." Now even more so-done with everything, I clicked my tongue and started walking.

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A few hours later, I found a rather large cave, that was oddly enough still warm...

' A Dragon better not be In here.' Knowing my luck, there fucking might be.

Putting the children next to each other, I looked at the fat-so and sighed," What am I going to do with you?"

[*Ding!* SCP System - Online! ]

' Great timing...' I wonder why It took so long to come on online...

[ Does Master wish to see the functions of the System?] A relatively emotionless young female A.I voice asked me, In my head.

' Eh... Sure.' Plopping on the ground by the fat-so, I let out In my head, as my tails and ears twitched.

[ Stats • Quests • Inventory • SCP Gacha ]

' Gacha?' Really void? You doing me like that? Why Gacha of all things?

[ Does Master wish to open the rest of his beginning package?]

*Sigh*

' ...Yes.' I guess the Kitsune bloodline was the random bloodline the void was talking about...

[-[Gifts: SCP-963 The Immortal Necklace (Object: Euclid) /∆\ SCP-1106 The Grow Your Own Child Kit (Object: Safe) /∆\ SCP-005 The All Key (Object: Safe)]-]

'...' I beg your fucking pardon!? What In the living hell is SCP-1106!? And It's Safe!?

[ Does Master wish to Integrate SCP-963 with his Soul?]

'...Show me Its abilities.' Sighing at the thought of making my own children, I ordered.

[ Can't.]

' Eh? What do you mean, you can't?' Blinking In confusion, I asked.

[ SCP-936 alters Its abilities and skills each different wearer. So the system can't show you Its abilities.]

' It does?' I would remember that... Then again, I probably wouldn't, as I only know the baseline things about the beings called SCP and the SCP Foundation.

' Well, fuck...' So take the risk or not?

" Argh..." Hearing someone groan, I raised an eyebrow and saw Isaiah(Kiba Yuuto) wake up.

" Where...am..I?" He asked weakly, as he sat up slowly.

" Somewhere safe." I let out, making him look at me In slight shock and awe seeing my appearance.

" Welcome back to the land of the living young one. I'm: Lukas, a wandering Kitsune as you can see." I Introduced myself, showing him a calming and friendly smile.

" You can call me... Isaiah. Yea, Isaiah is my name."

" A pleasure to meet you, Isaiah." I smiled, causing him to smile also.

Looking around his eyes widened as he started tearing up see the other two children I saved.

" You saved them!" Hugging the two asleep girls with a tearing up face, he said looking at me In new emotions.

" I heard your prayer and so I helped. Nothing much to It." It's not. But now being nice is seen as odd and someone who is looking for something from the person they are helping. As I said before I am Indeed a nice person. A caring one, If going by my four sibling's opinion.

" Thank you!" He yelled out to me, looking full Indebted to me, still tearing up.

Smiling I got up and squatted in front of them," Your welcome." and patted his head.

" What is...he doing here?!" Finally seeing the fat-so, Isaiah asked me, with anger and hate behind his eyes.

" No idea honestly." I shrugged nonchalantly, and then smiled In the most devil-like way," Wanna kill him?"

" I...can?"

" Of course, It's a just human." I let without thinking, as my mind froze at my thoughts,' Just human? I was human before...And yet why don't I care?' Probably because he's a child killer? Yeah...Let's go with that.

Picking up a sharp rock behind me, I handed It to him," Here you can use this."

" You're...okay with this?" Seemingly confused In his rage, Isaiah took the knife shape rock.

" I mean... Look at him? He looks like a Rapeist coked up and xanny out."

" Xanny?"

" Drugs." Really fucking good ones If I do might add. Though then again being German and taking that might not be the best choice...

" Oh..." Nodding, he laid down the girls that were on his chest and lap and stood up.

" You don't have to," I added.

" Your sure right...but..."

" Then end his pathetic life," I spoke next to him as my eyes flashed full bloody red... I sound like the devil don't I? Then again, he wasn't the little devil on your shoulder, was he? No, It's just your own self telling you Its, okay, just to justify when It really isn't... It's sad now that I think about, how pathetic the human race truly is. Sure we...they have good moments, but when they do, all the lead up is death and chaos.

" Kill..." With slow steps and wrathful eyes, Isaiah stood over the fat-so.

And considerably the fat-so himself opened his eyes, seeing Isaiah, awake.

" Ah! Help! Get away from your failed experiment! Leave my sights!" With his fat jiggling everywhere, and spite flying around himself, the fatass yelled out.

" One stab is all It takes." Snapping my finger making the fat-so shiver upon seeing me," Like that... Like that, is how fast a person's life can end." Looking at the fat priest I smiled," Ain't that beautiful." It truly is," Don't you agree with me?"

*Shoosh*

With one rather simple swish, blood was flying In front of us as the lights that were In Valper's eyes slowly died down as he deliberately choked on his blood.

' Heh.' He has a rather funny dying face...

" It is..." Looking with tears running down his face, Isaiah smiled watching Valper slowly die In front of him.

" Don't worry, I'm here for you," I promise myself, I'll help Isaiah out any way I can. All he is, is a lost child on the scary road that is called life, and I want to be the lighthouse that will show him the way.

"..." Not making a sound, he ran Into my embrace, resembling a child running Into their father's embrace when they have a scary nightmare.

" You're going to be okay, the thing is gone now," I said, watching Valper fully die.

" I killed him...I killed someone."

" Yes, you did. Don't worry, it was for a good cause." I patted his back fatherly.

" Is was..." Believing me, he nodded as he slowly fell asleep, dropping the bloody knife rock.

Sitting against the wall, I smiled,' Who said getting a Harem is the only thing you can do In DXD...'

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