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I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire. Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities? Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak." In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"

Yiqian Qingdai · Spiele
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Chapter 79: Does the New Team Member Want to Try the Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Eruption Technique?

Night Watch temporary base, in the meeting room.

"Brother Cheng, why haven't these people arrived yet? My butt is getting numb from sitting."

Cai Shen sprawls on the sofa, cracking sunflower seeds and speaking.

Zheng Cheng is doing the same, munching on seeds and saying, "How would I know? Why don't you ask them?"

"No way."

Cai Shen quickly shakes his head, "Every time I see Captain Yunxiao, my scalp tingles. The way she looks at me reminds me of a grilled chicken leg."

A couple of days ago, Cai Shen performed a transformation in front of Zhao Yunxiao.

Ever since then, she is always thinking about Cai Shen, especially his two large "chicken legs".

"Then just wait!"

Zheng Cheng grabs a handful of seeds, handing them to Yao Zhixue, who is sitting upright next to him.

"Zhixue, have some seeds, don't be so serious."

Yao Zhixue has somewhat changed her look for the day. Her long hair is parted in the middle, with two locks falling over her ears, and her skin is fair.