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I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire. Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities? Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak." In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"

Yiqian Qingdai · Spiele
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Chapter 381: Selling Yao Zhixue at the Wan Clan Auction!_3

"My knight, oh your capital is so substantial, come with me quickly..."

Zheng Cheng suppressed the excitement in his heart, seemingly enchanted, and conveniently pulled Bao Ying into his embrace.

But in his heart, he had already issued a command to Jerry.

"Roar!!!"

Suddenly, a roar erupted from behind Zheng Cheng as the Black Dragon let out a furious and fragmented blast of Dragon Breath, scorching several naked Seductive Snake Demon Tribe members and sending them scurrying in disarray.

Bao Ying was given special attention, with the immense dragon eyes fixed firmly on her, and the Dragon Might fully concentrated on her body.

"Ah!"

Bao Ying let out an instinctive cry of alarm and instinctively ran out of Zheng Cheng's embrace, collapsing on the ground, while a thick liquid sprayed from her lower body.

"Ah... Lord Masak, quick, stop your giant dragon!"