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I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire. Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities? Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak." In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"

Yiqian Qingdai · Spiele
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Chapter 345: Entering the Secret Realm, Strange Undead Creatures!_1

Three days later, the group's figures appeared at the base of Mount Mang, located to the south of Beijing.

Looking out, they saw a serpentine cluster of giant black mountains sprawled before them.

The mountains were shrouded in black mist, and even in daylight, the distant peaks could not be seen clearly.

Atop its summits, amid the clouds, the black mist was even denser, with the occasional thunder rumbling and echoing for miles around, audible even from their position.

"Captain Zhao!"

A figure emerged swiftly from the distant forest: "We've been waiting for you."

"Captain Chen."

Zhao Yunxiao went up to greet him, and the two shook hands.

"Zhixue, Zheng Cheng, come over here."

Zhao Yunxiao called them over, and the five individuals walked up in turn.

"This is Captain Chen Feng from our Nightwatcher headquarters. He was my senior in the past, and you should all get to know him."

"Hahaha, that's too kind; I'm merely a bit older."