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I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire. Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities? Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak." In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"

Yiqian Qingdai · Spiele
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Chapter 340: The Ancient Tree Joins the Battle! The Peculiar Realm Breaking Task!_3

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With a thought, a pale blue personal status panel appeared before his eyes.

[Name: Zheng Cheng]

[Profession: Priest]

[Star Level: Three Stars]

[Rule: Death]

[Bloodline: Divine Being]

[Level: LV49]

[Soul Power: 45200/5000000]

[Physique: 630]

[Power: 280]

[Agility: 408]

[Spirit: 716]

[Resistance: All Resistance +70, Poison Resistance +80, Flame Resistance +17, Virus Resistance +1, Earth Element Resistance +15, Shadow Resistance +30]

[Physical Attributes: Floating Ability +28, Digestive Ability +4, Male Function +5, Underwater Breathing +35, Paralysis Resistance +30]

[Spell Attributes: Spell Penetration 15%, Spell Vampirism 15%]

[Equipment: Blood Guanyin, Wand of Blossoming Flowers, Shura's Dual Blades, Yunxiao Sword, Nether Cloak, Space Ring]

[Backpack: Seed of Spirit Charm Human Face Flower, Plague Spread (Skill Book), Special Ingredient*...]

[Pet: Jerry]

[Skills: ]

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