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I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire. Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities? Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak." In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"

Yiqian Qingdai · Spiele
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Chapter 310 Combined Divine Technique! Instantly Kill the Spiderfolk!_1

He felt a stir in his heart, his gaze shifting once again to another skill rune icon for surgery.

This rune was blood red in color, surrounded by a web-like pattern, intersecting and complex, somewhat reminiscent of tree bark.

[Skin Bursting Technique (External/LV1): Mutant Ability, enables the user to make the target's skin burst in an instant, causing severe pain and bleeding damage. The success rate of the burst and the extent of skin bursting depends on one's own mental power, the target's mental power, the target's physical defense, the target's magical defense, the target's race, and the target's current state. The greater the disparity between the strengths of the two parties, the stronger the bursting effect.]

"Skin… Bursting Technique? What the hell is this?"

"It can cause the target's skin to burst directly, causing severe pain and bleeding… Bleeding?"

Zheng Cheng's eyes suddenly lit up as he blurted out, "Blood Burning Technique!"

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