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I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire. Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities? Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak." In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"

Yiqian Qingdai · Spiele
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Chapter 276: First Try of the Rabies Eruption Technique!

Meanwhile, in the wilderness, Ruin City.

Zhao Yunxiao's face was grim. She grabbed Xu Qingfeng and said, "Captain Xu, it's bad! Zheng Cheng seems to have been swept away by the chaotic spatial current and teleported elsewhere."

Behind her, Yao Zhixue and others were closely following.

About an hour ago, they had been teleported to the wilderness through the school's teleportation array.

However, interference from a foreign race had caused a deviation in the transportation range.

Fortunately, Lord Xin Ruhuo acted in time to stabilize the teleportation array; otherwise, this group of students would have been transported elsewhere.

Some unlucky ones would even be torn apart by the chaotic spatial current!

After an initial period of chaos, the students of Beijing National University quickly gathered under the leadership of their respective captains.

Only when they gathered did they realize that many people were missing, obviously having been teleported elsewhere.