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I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire. Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities? Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak." In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"

Yiqian Qingdai · Spiele
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601 Chs

Chapter 253: Adrenaline! Pawn Versus King!

"Yang Hou'er is no match."

From not far away, Zheng Cheng observed all this, the golden figure was incredibly strong.

Its sheer strength and speed were said to outmatch even Yang Hou'er's.

Most importantly, the golden armor it wore was extremely tough.

Furthermore, it seemed to have a manner of attacking that was undetectable, or rather, too swift for the human eye to perceive.

With a flicker in his eyes, the Central Radar Life Monitoring Technique was immediately activated, enveloping the golden figure within its range.

In his surveillance, a great amount of alien beasts were attacking within the area covered by the home crystals, activated by the other Griffin Knights from afar.

Ten Griffin Knights along with the lower-tier soldiers they had recruited, were fighting ardfully against them.

Many of the home crystals had already been shattered, and the surviving Griffin Knights were retreating.

Their time was running out.