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I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire. Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities? Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak." In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"

Yiqian Qingdai · Spiele
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Chapter 128: Holding it in during the competition? I held it in for twelve seconds!

Just as the announcement was made, all the freshmen in the square chap up in excitement.

"Hahaha, I told you Qin Zheng would win, how about that!"

"Not so fast! Dragon Vein is said to be the strongest profession, how could he be easily defeated by a newbie?"

"Hahaha! Three contests, and we've already won two. We don't even need the last one!"

"I also feel that this new recruit that Qin Zheng and his team chose is just a low-level professionist, his debuff skills might not even break the opponent's defense!"

"Playing the strategy of the horse race?"

"Regardless, we won!"

"Let's have Qin Zheng and Zhu Chengyu decide the last contest with a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors, they are both from the Xia Country after all!"

"I agree with that too, hahaha...."

The crowd murmured as many of them had made up their minds that they were now the leaders.

After all, it was a best of three contests, and they had already won two rounds, there's no need for the third one!