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I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire. Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities? Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak." In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"

Yiqian Qingdai · Spiele
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601 Chs

Chapter 126: Competition of debuff skills! Who is the strongest support?

"What method?"

In the foreign team, a blonde, chestnut-eyed man frowned.

Joseph looked at this impatient group of new professionists, sneering inwardly.

They were hell-bent on obtaining this worldly treasure, having received strict orders from above before they came.

At all costs, they need to snatch this treasure.

On the surface, Terence was the leader of their group.

One of the six eight-star professionists, his close combat abilities were formidable, making him the strongest among them.

But behind the scenes, over ten people looked up to him, deeming him the brains of this small team.

His initial plan was simple: to gain the position of the alliance chief, if only in name.

That way, when they besieged Blood Guanyin, they could occupy a favorable position and snatch the worldly treasure!

And a competition was undeniably the simplest way!